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Pat and Mags ham (and turkey) it up with Auntie Sunny this week as they discuss questions nobody's ever asked before, Droopy Dogging, is Porky Pig okay anymore?, softening your noodle, your sexuality as it pertains to Saltburn, and a different kind of chainmail. TW: Runners. https://www.magicmind.com/JANthosewhoaunt and use code AUNT20 through January.  Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - D...

Pat and Mags are joined by Uncle Charlie this week and topics include: being down with HPV, Duckunt, patriotic animals, 95 chicken littles, uncling oneself, the Panamanian postal service, and oh-way-sigh. TW: distracted driving. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Charlie Seaver - Bill Arnett Theme song - The Qs Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Caro...

Auntie Maude visits with Mags and Pat and together we ponder did FDR roll it out? If alien robots can ski well, what's next? Are our shins clean enough? What does Hanukkah smell like? TW: May-December romances where the man is once again the December. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Auntie Maude Butts - Lily Sullivan Theme song - The Qs Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jord...

Pat and Mags ring in the new year with talk of another Snape hunt, new love languages, giving seniors less information, holding your water, illegal turtles, Auntie Bags, and turning into John Popper. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle  Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli  Theme song - The Qs  Artwork - Jordan Stafford  Mauntra - Carol Doyle  Editor - Colleen Doyle This episode is sponsored by Anchor: The easiest w...

Merry Christmas! Auntie Mags reads an old classic while Aunt Pat's asleep next to an unlit fire. WE LOVE YOU!

Pat and Mags run aground this week with VacatiAunt Margie, as they cruise through conversations about prison pen palls, girls trips with Murray, llama farms, crematoriums, using points for dreams, if your sauce is too sweet, shrimp, more shrimp, not enough shrimp, and which colors don't run. TW: the fate of many a llama. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Margie Minnows...

It's all gravy with Pat and Mags this week when Aunt Mo joins to talk mall jail, being joepiscopalian, borons, Yelping across Bethlehem, widdle babies, the Jacksonville Junkpile, short serfs, Tom Celica, tenured kids on the block, gazebos, leather legal guardians, and the ox and lamb. TW: further antagonizing flight attendants Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle  Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli  Aunt Mo - M...

Pat and Mags fly the plane themselves this week, and emphatically talk about everything and nothing. TW: The toilet room  Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle  Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli  Theme song - The Qs  Artwork - Jordan Stafford  Mauntra - Carol Doyle  Editor - Dana Quercioli This episode is sponsored by Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://anchor.fm/app⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support this podcast:  ⁠...

Pat and Mags do their best to provide full-bodied guidance to Uncle Brendy (Brendan Fitzgibbons) this week as they discuss East Dundee, IL, thoughtful gift-giving, an all neck playlist, credit card swipes, and almost too much more. TW: another intervention kinda? Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle  Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli  Uncle Brendy - Brendan Fitzgibbons Theme song - The Qs  Outro - Debra Duncan  Ar...

Pat and Mags get raw dogged by Uncle Alfie this week and our discussion includes a stray Tarantino, Al Pacino but smaller, underwear broccoli, Mo(town) problems, Indiana Jones: the Podcast, Rules of Four, Frankenstein's monster, and laser zappa. TW: another intervention Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle  Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli  Uncle Alfie - Chris Candy  Theme song - The Qs  Outro - Debra Duncan ...

This week, Pat and Mags are joined by Uncle Dutch (Edgar Blackmon), the most glorious uncle. This trio is full of love, support, and interesting thoughts on books, music, and thick spaghetti.  Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle  Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli  Uncle Dutch - Edgar Blackmon  Theme song - The Qs  Outro - Debra Duncan  Artwork - Jordan Stafford  Mauntra - Carol Doyle  Editor - Dana Quercioli  Thi...

Pat and Mags end up offsides with Lizzy this week and our convo includes being being wheelbarrowed by Jesus, how am I on death row, anger smelling, hulking, what are you feeding your PitBull, unfinished spreadsheets, soccer b*tch, and being age blind. TW: plain violence Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Lizzy - Megan Grano Theme Song - The Qs Artwork - Jordan Stafford Edit...

Please excuse the commercial nature of this episode as Pat workshops her sound effects album. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Theme Song - The Qs Artwork - Jordan Stafford Editor - Colleen Doyle --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast:  https://anchor.fm/the-babymakers/support

Aunt Trish swings by and oops! it's an intervention. Haircuts from drifters, somewhat useful role plays, and the inevitability of being the villain in most of your own stories is the meat of this particular podcast sandwich. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Trish - Amanda Blake Davis Theme Song - The Qs Outro - Debra Duncan Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntra - Carol Do...

Pat and Mags get some 'splaining from Uncle Roger this week which includes animated documentaries, Verner's Hairsmog, MILF corn, the goiter act, aging like gas station wine, writing in Stillvester Stabone, hitting the brown note, and a baja blast cleanse. TW: The General is a chad Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Roger - Luke Null Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntr...

Pat and Mags love to share their voicemails with the Aunt Colony, so that everyone gets a taste of this ironclad friendship. TW: Bulk Hogan Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast:  https://anchor.fm/the-babymakers/support

Pat and Mags sound(s) off this week about all manner of things including dogs voices changing, mom and pop dental dams, accidental performance art, Phil the Hero, turning into an abacus, ishing someone will, Turd Pooz, and Dave Foley artist. TW: Blucifer Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anchor: The easiest...

The committee of Pat, Mags and Uncle Melvin convened this week and on the agenda: two empty fanny packs, obits/hot or not, unopened blu-ray players, two sidekicks, loopholes, a whole rockin' bod up on the world, and remember Nell(y). TW: people with luck Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Melvin - Macklen Makhloghi Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Edito...

Pat and Mags (and their two full body puppeteers Colleen and Dana) finish reminiscing about how great they are, and how especially great their friends, family, and guests are in part two of a now-beloved retrospective of this very podcast. TW: Friendship and mutual respect of peers. Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Outro - Gianna Rose Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol...

Take an amble down memory lane as Pat and Mags and two other broads revisit some of their favorite episodes!

This week Aunt Pat and Auntie Mags go from hole to hole with Uncle Nigel and we discuss priceline.net, sweeping the bones, the birthplace of syphilis, Richard Wolf, Cody/Coty/Cody99, the internet truth squad, Paddington 4, and Benny Hillsong. TW: Internet people, again Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Uncle Nigel - Greg Hess Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Edi...

Pat and Mags rock and roll with Aunt Cay this week and we discuss gutter chasers, dry aerobics, Forever 33, waggin', being single dingle, things not included in the infrastructure bill, Dick Simmons, and sex talk rebuttals. TW: a bunch of stuff Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Cay - Kate James Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyle Anc...

Pat and Mags don't need to watch their step with Aunt Googs this week to talk Fig Newton, a public Italian, hump eve, going straight to skinnylicious, a gap year selling khakis, post office famous, and mannequin caves. TW: child ballroom dancers Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli Aunt Googs - Megan Gailey Artwork - Jordan Stafford Mauntras - Carol Doyle Editor - Colleen Doyl...

Pat and Mags manifest-o a new episode with Uncle Ted Kaczynski (No Relation) and we talk an 80s business boy, god juju, stranger butts, accidental Yelps, fingers too short for a firearm, BBMd, Elkhorn, the Arby's pimp, mouth numbers, and a bucket of silly parts. TW: men who write Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle  Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli  Uncle Ted - Dan White Theme Song - The Qs  Editor - Colleen...

Aunt Wendy bobs and weaves with Pat and Mags this week, as they chat about The Amazing Race, problematic moles, adult Legos, The Denver Murder Horse, emotional involuntary flailing, Prime Suspect, Fran Drescher, all the forklifts, Hermit Crabs, and so much more. TW: Tit Skin Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle  Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli  Aunt Wendy - Katy Colloton And Introducing Miss Hazel as Bob Theme S...