Rafael Martinez

THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

Comedy EN ↓ 80 episodes

Rafael "Ralph" Martinez traverse the unknown, the weird and most of all the mundane to find truth.

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Rafael Martinez

Episodes

#55 Kanye's Inferno | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 23.10.2022 59:38

The most honest Kanye take anywhere...

#54 Entitlement and Vanity. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 16.10.2022 55:45

Ralph talks about 50's cents son being entitled, Weddings being about vanity and living instead of dying.

#53 Manufactured People | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 08.10.2022 1:00:42

Ralph is asking...are we making the best people? Deep thoughts on this weeks Darkness. Others topics: Stacey Abrams says fetus heart sounds are manufactured. The young attacking the old in New York. Can we return the children we have if they are defective? Dealing with the addict in all of us. Can you win a fight against a Kangaroo? All this and more!

#52: Competence Kink | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 25.09.2022 52:39

Have we become perverts for competent people, let's find out. Ralph is giving out life advice on how to spice up your existence and gives you examples of people you can be. Other topics: Zendaya is too pretty to play a drug addict. Rich students get their poor math teacher a car. A woman believes she was arrested for being too pretty. This episode is an unhinged stream of consciousness. Enjoy.

#51 A Hell Fire In The Wind | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 18.09.2022 1:48:04

Technical difficulty notice: Some of the files were corrupted and some of our gear is getting faulty but we made the best of it. We'll replace it with a remastered version if we can. Thanks for bearing with us. We truly appreciate all the new friends we've gotten on this little journey of ours and are committed to giving you the best experience possible.  This week:  Ralph reflects on th...

#50 American Side Hustle | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 09.09.2022 52:55

For the 50th episode, we are talking Hollywood pedophiles (allegedly) Aries Spears and Tiffany Haddish and some good ole American side hustles.  Blackmail & thievery.  Others topics: What is the value of your nudes? Could Ralph have been a cast member of ALL THAT? Do we have an International listening audience?! All this and more?! Yes. 

#49: It's all about the numbers. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 06.08.2022 58:05

The trade deadline, cold fries and turtles.

#48 We got about 9 minutes | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 24.07.2022 54:45

Vince Mcmahon retires and New york is fucked....again.

#47.5: Vinny Mac and Total Talent Control. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 14.07.2022 44:54

Ralph talks the current Vince Mcmahon situation. 

#47 "We both deserve to be happy" An American Break up. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 25.06.2022 54:47

Ralph is seemingly possessed while talking about Roe V wade, gas prices inflation and google AI's.

#46 Bullets and Crystals: An Immersive Experience. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 11.06.2022 45:12

A wife kills her husband. a mayor believes in crystals and Disney creates a death trap.

#45 Best laid plans | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 05.06.2022 43:55

An episode that was supposed to be one thing but became another.

#44 Amy, Joey and Mary Jo. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 29.05.2022 1:04:38

The death of pay phones, the gun issue in America and Ralph goes down memory lane to one of the biggest events in his childhood…The Amy Fisher Story.

#43.5 It was cool. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 22.05.2022 26:20

Ralph talks audio issues, future eps and yes..Ralph got on stage. Here is a .5 to hold ya over till we return full force.

#43 MY MOM PERFORMED A MIRACLE ONCE. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 07.05.2022 52:29

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY EVERYONE!    -Ralph reflects on times with his mom, grand and great grand ma.  -Pitches a replacement for Kevin Samuels  -Reminds people they never cared a out Marilyn Monroe in the first place.    #Podcast #spotify #spotifypodcast #applepodcast #comedy #KevinSamuels #Mothersday #HappyMothersday #Moms #Grandmas #Greatgrandmas #MarilynMonroe

#42 What's good, my tulpa? | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 30.04.2022 45:30

Elon buys twitter, people believe in Tulpa's and pooping in kitty litter....Ralph teaches us a very important lesson...if you're life sucks...imagine a new one!

#41 Back to School | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 23.04.2022 49:36

Ralph Reflects on College.

#40: What are you doing with your time? | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 01.04.2022 44:42

Droppin it early cause Ralph has a message for your weekend. He talks the Will Smith fallout, Bruce Willis retiring and making memories.

#39.5 The Thing about Will Smith is....| THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 28.03.2022 37:43

Initial thoughts Subject to change...Check back Saturday...Who really wins between Will, Jada and Chris?

#39: All The Prophets Are False | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 27.03.2022 54:42

Ralph talks Madeline Albright, grifters prophets, Jusse Smollet, and mounts a legal defense.

#38: Decoding The Batman w/ The Rayvolution | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 13.03.2022 2:23:26

The mammoth-sized The Batman review with The Rayvolution. They break down all the nitty and all the gritty. 9:30: What do we look for in a batman movie? 26:00 Gotham as a character and backdrop 34:00 Pattinson as Batman 52:00 supporting cast, Jim Gordon 57:56: Alfred 01:00:00 catwoman 1:10:27 Penguin 1:14:57 John Tuturro 1:21:26 The Riddler and owls 1:42:42 What is the future of DCEU? More Riddle...

#37: Bat-men just wanna have fun! | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 05.03.2022 58:17

Ralph talks past batmen, new york mandates, and are men allowed to have fun? Hear Ralph's hopes for "The Batman" and be ready for his review next week with a special guest!

#36: Welcome to Storyville | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 19.02.2022 1:05:05

The apocalypse may be here and thankfully, we see the signs. Disney communities, Harmful book fair's, invalid baptisms and a lab tested anti christ will all be discussed this week.....enjoy. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheDarknesswithRafael Twitter: https://twitter.com/tweidshow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thiswillendindarkness/ Clubhouse: @heyitsthatralph Club: THIS WILL END...

#35: Love In the Darkness II | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 12.02.2022 51:02

Valentines day approaches, people have questions, Ralph has "answers". From NFT obsessed Boyfriends to Cult cucking. It's a wild one. Enjoy. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheDarknesswithRafael Twitter: https://twitter.com/tweidshow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thiswillendindarkness/ Clubhouse: @heyitsthatralph Club: THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS.

#34: Everything ends and it kinda should. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 29.01.2022 1:01:58

Ralph on a more contemplative episode talks Hugh Hefner banging dogs, the tipping point of wealth and evil, finally wrapping up by telling Boba Fett fans...quite frankly everyone to grow up. Have a hot chocolate during this snow storm with ole Ralph. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheDarknessw... Twitter: https://twitter.com/tweidshow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thiswillend... Clu...