Rafael Martinez

THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

Comedy EN ↓ 89 episodes

Rafael "Ralph" Martinez traverse the unknown, the weird and most of all the mundane to find truth.

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Author

Rafael Martinez

Category

Comedy

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Latest episode

Oct 18, 2026

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Episodes

#87 DEIlluminati | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 10.02.2024

Ralph imagines a life that could have been.

#86 Elon needs a daddy. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 28.10.2023

Ralph is here to help Elon heal.

#85 The Witchcraft Agenda. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 21.10.2023

Pigs are attacking humans, a conspiracy is abound to commit witchcraft and someone is selling paintings only rich people care about.

#84 Free Willies | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 13.10.2023

RALPH WANTS TO FREE ALL THE WILLIES!

#83 Cut the check. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 23.09.2023

Ralph demands to be paid while talking about forced diversity and politicians getting frisky.

#82: MODERN LIFE | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 15.09.2023

Ralph talks about the old American promise of "Life, liberty and pursuit of happiness" and the future of the 15-minute city.

#81 You got it. (Audio Only) | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 06.09.2023

Rambles in a hotel in the northern bones about people pretending to be other people.

#80 MANSON: The Devils Asset | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 16.08.2023

For our 80th episode, we go down the Manson rabbit hole. 00:00: cold open 2:37: The murders 14:13: Manson Origins. 29:23: Manson in san fran 56:00: a Brief Break 58:28: MKmanson 01:10:00: Hollywood Manson 1:30:40: final thoughts

#79 Life's a beach (In Gilgo). | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 22.07.2023

A woman hires an assassin for her baby, a bowl cut lady doesn't wanna have kids cause of climate change and the serial killer of Gilgo is caught. Ralph needs enemies.

#78 Dreams and Nightmares. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 07.07.2023

It's all Barney's fault, Scott Baio is not happy and Ralph has specific wishes for his wedding & funeral.

#77 SCOTUS hates the Kids. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 01.07.2023

Affirmative action and student loan debt. A hell of a combo.

#76 The Morons Oceanic | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 23.06.2023

Titanic sub implodes, Hunter gets a plea deal, Meghan & Harry lose their job and billionaires want to fight. This is a very unserious society but this is a very serious episode...kinda.

#75 Buy a body. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 19.06.2023

PEOPLE SELLING BODY PARTS! THE ANIMALS ARE RISING UP! RALPH WENT TO FULLY LOADED!

#74: Front row at the end of the world. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 11.06.2023

New york city became blade runner and Ralph loved every minute of it.

#73 Hitman Dreams | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 04.06.2023

Ralph talks about Pedo Priest getting QR codes, kids are working at mcdonalds, and soldiers needing a new gig. We also pay tribute to a fallen friend.

#72 Division creates Dividends. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 19.05.2023

Ralph is on pain killers at home due to an ankle injury and thinks about how red pill dating podcast are ruining love.

#71.5 The Problem with the Epstein story is...| THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 05.05.2023

Ralph realizes why no one cares about Epstein.

#71 The Gospel According to McConaughey | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 28.04.2023

Matthew McConaughey and Ralph get into the Guru business, A married couple gets into the suicide business and Tucker & Lemon have to find a new place in the business. Bring us your lost and defeated cause we are saving souls today!

#70 Enter the Robocops. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 19.04.2023

ROBO COPS! WHITE NATIONALIST FIGHT CLUBS! THE DALI LAMA!

#69 Ralph solves the gun issue. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 08.04.2023

Ralph solves an issue that has been plaguing America for years, you're welcome. He also talks about a breaking bad grand ma, gives Rupert Murdoc love advice, and takes a victory lap on the recent Don Lemon allegations.

#68 #FREETRUMP | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 01.04.2023

HERE ME OUT! Politically a terrible idea, but the content could be fire. That's not the only thing on the docket, Pablo Escobar's hippos are out of control and a 106-year-old woman is on the cover of vogue. What a week!

#67 Pandiversary | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 19.03.2023

It's been three years...where are we at.

#66 (Half of) Everybody hates Chris. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 11.03.2023

Chris rock releases a special, Harry and Meghan lose a cottage, and firing squad assassinations are back!

#65 UFO'S, TRAINS AND KABUL TRAFFIC. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 19.02.2023

NO ONE IS HAPPY THIS WEEK! PETE BUTTIEGE HATES HIS JOB! THE TALIBAN HATES THEIR JOB! BIDEN HATES TALKING ABOUT UFO'S! RALPH IS NOT HAPPY THAT BROKIE BEER IS BACK AS A SPONSOR! But....a fun episode. 

#64 Love In The Darkness III | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 12.02.2023

For Valentines day, Ralph talks about the difference between men & women, how to deal with psy op E girls, and being a politician's mistress.

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