Rafael Martinez

THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS!

Comedy EN ↓ 80 episodes

Rafael "Ralph" Martinez traverse the unknown, the weird and most of all the mundane to find truth.

Author

Rafael Martinez

Category

Comedy

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Latest episode

Feb 10, 2026

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Episodes

#100 American Endgame | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 10.02.2026

An apology, a new sponsor, a tax & a future overlord.

#2 Catghost | DARKNESS ACROSS AMERICA 22.11.2025

This Thanksgiving, lets remember our loved one's. Not just our human ones, but our pets.

#99 The End Of The Podcast | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 15.11.2025

Trump is in emails, Hitler is a micro and, AI dating is very weird.

#98 Inshallah | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 10.11.2025

A Podcast returns. A Cuomo Eulogy. A Sliwa Pitch. A Mamdani win. A Christian Sharia.

#1 The North Wing | DARKNESS ACROSS AMERICA 27.09.2025

When Rob moved into an abandoned upstate New York mansion once owned by the wealthy Vanderpoole family, he thought it would be a quiet place to live with his dog. Instead, he found himself at the center of something he still can’t explain. From growling dogs and spooky bats to a chilling Thanksgiving night that left his family shaken, Rob’s two years in the mansion were filled with strange encount...

#97 Only Convos | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 21.09.2025

Having the conversation is the new kink.

#96 Time to Lose.| THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 26.07.2025

Team USA is down bad, time for a rebuild.

#95 Trump & Country | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 26.01.2025

Can Maga call itself a christian movement while their actions project the opposite? Ralph ponders this and ask the most important question, "what is the white man's plight?". Twitter: TWEIDshow Instagram: thiswillendindarkness tiktok: thiswillendindarkness https://www.facebook.com/TheDarknesswithRafael

#94 The Podcast Is Great Again. 19.11.2024

Trump's in, Ralph has a plan and a job offer.

#93 The Last Election Special. 05.11.2024

On the off chance it's all over, lets talk about America just one more time before world war III.

#92 Side B: Hangovers and Headaches* 25.10.2024

We continue our look back at the first two comedy albums that Ralph ever made. This time it's the 7 year later sophomore effort "Hangovers and Headaches". Ralph talks about the background and goal of this album, if there will be a third & why He is ultimately proud of these albums. Enjoy.

#92 Side A: These are Ralph's songs. 25.10.2024

We go back in time to when Ralph was just a kid trying to find his voice in high school. We revisit his comedy album: These are Ralph's Songs. Ralph gives a brief introduction giving the background of the album and what made him share it today, Be on the look out for side B coming soon for his second album.

#91 Entry point paradox. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 13.10.2024

A temporal paradox is why people hate Megalopolis and Joker 2. The reason they vote certain candidates and why they can't maintain relationship.

##90 The September Surprise | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 21.09.2024

An apology, some analysis & Ralph is still an asshole.

#89 No Country for furries. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 09.03.2024

Death, furries, and retirement money.

#88 Love in the darkness IV | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 17.02.2024

Divorces and cringe trad culture. 1971 special report. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv-JgzQRCFo

#87 DEIlluminati | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 10.02.2024

Ralph imagines a life that could have been.

#86 Elon needs a daddy. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 28.10.2023

Ralph is here to help Elon heal.

#85 The Witchcraft Agenda. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 21.10.2023

Pigs are attacking humans, a conspiracy is abound to commit witchcraft and someone is selling paintings only rich people care about.

#84 Free Willies | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 13.10.2023

RALPH WANTS TO FREE ALL THE WILLIES!

#83 Cut the check. | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 23.09.2023

Ralph demands to be paid while talking about forced diversity and politicians getting frisky.

#82: MODERN LIFE | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 15.09.2023

Ralph talks about the old American promise of "Life, liberty and pursuit of happiness" and the future of the 15-minute city.

#81 You got it. (Audio Only) | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 06.09.2023

Rambles in a hotel in the northern bones about people pretending to be other people.

#80 MANSON: The Devils Asset | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 16.08.2023

For our 80th episode, we go down the Manson rabbit hole. 00:00: cold open 2:37: The murders 14:13: Manson Origins. 29:23: Manson in san fran 56:00: a Brief Break 58:28: MKmanson 01:10:00: Hollywood Manson 1:30:40: final thoughts

#79 Life's a beach (In Gilgo). | THIS WILL END IN DARKNESS! 22.07.2023

A woman hires an assassin for her baby, a bowl cut lady doesn't wanna have kids cause of climate change and the serial killer of Gilgo is caught. Ralph needs enemies.

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