This Ain't a Scene, It's a Podcast

honestly? could've been worse | Rat A Tat 11.04.2026 1:22:54 ↓

on this week's episode, carson and dawson discuss hole

carson gets absolutely terrified | Where Did the Party Go 17.01.2026 1:57:48 ↓

in one of the gayest episodes of this podcast, carson and dawson talk about heated rivarly, brockhampton, and a dreadful fall out boy song

a toofpick changes everythang | Episode 84: Calm Before the Storm 02.11.2025 1:46:07 ↓

WE'RE BACK!!!!!! FOR NOW!!!!!! YAYYYYY!!!!!!

baby's first breakdown | Episode 83: Thriller 05.09.2025 1:04:01 ↓

WE WILL TURN EVERYONE PURPLE!!!!!!!!!!!

has this song been good the whole time? | Episode 82: Young and Menace 10.08.2025 57:37 ↓

what should be a slam dunk seems to be a controversial episode after all...

our very first UNSCRIPTED episode | Episode 81: Summer Days 02.08.2025 1:06:20 ↓

we go off-script and truly find the meaning of friendship and love

going to dubai with hoobastank | Episode 80: Honorable Mention 05.07.2025 1:05:54 ↓

we go a little off the rails on this one i can't lie

the number 23 starring Jim Carrey | Episode 79: 27 20.06.2025 1:33:20 ↓

anyone remember that movie the number 27 starring jim carrey? anyone watch it? lemme know if you have

centuries. | Episode 78: Centuries (w/ Ian Joshua Riley) 14.06.2025 1:48:30 ↓

centuries.

throwing a big big ball | Episode 77: Growing Up 07.06.2025 1:03:50 ↓

WE'RE BACK!!!!!! AND WE'RE TALKING ABOUT GROWING UP THE FALL OUT BOY SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOT MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PATREON NEXT WEEK

taking a trip to hooters | Episode 76: (Coffee's for Closers) 19.01.2025 1:07:38 ↓

i can't lie we get a little wild with this one but at least we have a banger song to talk about

batman and halo floor time | Episode 75: Uma Thurman 04.01.2025 1:32:49 ↓

WE ARE SO BACK!!!!!!!!! SORRY FOR THE BREAK WE WERE BUSY!!!!!!!!!

SPECIAL EPISODE: THE FOLIE HOT TAKE ZONE | Episode 74: Jack Morris listens to Folie for the first time 13.12.2024 57:26 ↓

carson got hit by a really big bus and couldn't make it to this episode so i got jack morris in the room and forced them to listen to folie a deux for the first time

metalcore has lost its meaning | Episode 73: Fake Out 22.11.2024 1:17:03 ↓

at least knocked loose is good

carson gets hit in the balls | Episode 72: Grand Theft Autumn / Where Is Your Boy (w/ Dom Maduri) 15.11.2024 1:09:34 ↓

carson gets punched in the balls in this episode

oh my god i will vote | Episode 71: Tiffany Blews 02.11.2024 1:08:10 ↓

oh my god i will vote

the megalopolis episode | Episode 70: We Were Doomed from the Start (The King is Dead) 25.10.2024 1:02:32 ↓

we talk about megalopolis for so long in this one. and other things. i think we talk about the song for a combined 2 minutes

i just gotta be me!!!!! | Episode 69: Of All the Gin Joints in All the World (w/ Dom Maduri) 11.10.2024 56:04 ↓

if half your album is bad, the album is bad. we forgot this was episode 69 somehow. god has abandoned us

carson is indestructible | Episode 68: Heaven's Gate 04.10.2024 55:41 ↓

you should listen to this episode as many times as it takes to match how many concussions carson has gotten

we are legally contract killers | Episode 67: City in a Garden (w/ Ian Joshua Riley) 27.09.2024 1:22:32 ↓

ian is back and we talk about a lot of things including the song!!!!!!!! qui gon jinn

is gen alpha cooked? are we cooked? | Episode 66: "Tell That Mick He Just Made My List of Things to Do Today" (w/ Maddie Caffrey) 22.09.2024 1:05:07 ↓

maddie joins us once again to talk about the blueprint for FOB's best straightforward pop-punk songs and also say hawk tuah more times than should be reasonable for a podcast like this

one of us drank 400mg of caffeine before this episode | Episode 65: Roxanne 14.09.2024 1:02:52 ↓

on this episode most closely resembling law enforcement, Carson and Dawson discuss a pretty bad cover for about 8 minutes total and talk about a bunch of other stuff for the rest of the time. can you blame us

carson has returned from war. rejoice!!!! rejoice!!!!!!! | Episode 64: It's Hard To Say "I Do", When I Don't 30.08.2024 1:17:01 ↓

WE ARE BACK!!!!!!!! YIPPPIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! IT'S BEEN A MONTH AND A HALF OH MY GOD

WE HAVE VIDEO NOW | Episode 63: You're Crashing, but You're No Wave (w/ Tom Lovejoy) 12.07.2024 1:15:52 ↓

WE HAVE VIDEO NOW CHECK IT OUT MAN I HOPE THAT HYPERLINK WORKS OTHERWISE THIS IS REAL STUPID LOOKIN

this song is ALMOST good... | Episode 62: Church (w/ Joe Rogan) 05.07.2024 1:00:09 ↓

SPECIAL GUEST JOE ROGAN (REAL!!!!!!!!!)