This Ain't a Scene, It's a Podcast

in the most run-and-gun episode of the podcast yet, Carson and Dawson have to record this episode on their phones seemingly as punishment for getting a good song on the wheel

On this truly agonizing edition of the podcast, Carson and Dawson are still in the trenches and it's not looking like they're gonna make it out alive

ON THE MOST BUSTIN EPISODE OF THE PODCAST CARSON AND DAWSON RECKON WITH THEIR DEMONS AND DISCOVER THINGS ABOUT THEMSELVES AND THE WORLD

guys this song is so unbelievably bad. how do yall do it

on this skeleton-coded episode of the podcast, Carson and Dawson are once again joined by Krista to discuss the closer to AB/AP, and have divided opinions on it

on this European episode of the podcast, Carson and Dawson are joined by longtime listener and friend Krista to talk about a Mania throwaway

on the most copied episode of the podcast ever, Carson and Dawson are joined once again by Tom to discuss a funny anomaly in FOB's discography.

On the most Chicago-themed episode of the podcast yet (except for that one time), Carson and Dawson venture into the heart of FOB's home city itself to figure out if this is a good song or not. Other topics include the Kendrick/Drake beef, speaking in Spanish, and Billy Joel.

In the first four-man podcast ever made in the world, Carson and Dawson are joined by Tom and Ian to reset the equilibrium and discuss a banger. Other topics include movie theater etiquette, stagediving, and vasectomies.

on the most punctual episode of the podcast yet, Carson and Dawson find they may not be strong enough to handle just how bad this song is

we are so back. we are so unbelievably back

A compilation of the funniest moments of this show so far. Thank you for listening!

On the most experimental (seriously) episode of this podcast, Carson and Dawson consider wheels and descend into madness. Other topics include Carson's unlikely connection to WAP, The Plain White T's, and a very interesting snail question.

On the most medically bandaged episode of the podcast yet, Carson and Dawson find out what happens to snitches and talkers. Other topics include the worst album sins, bush creatures, and the Dap Counter.

On the most swashbuckling episode of this podcast yet, Carson and Dawson take to the high seas and perhaps don't like what they find. Other topics include JFK's assassination, killing your grandfather, and a surprise appearance.

you won. we admit it.

he did not appear for the wilson episode so here is an extra hour with ian where we talk about all sorts of things. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON TEEHEE

On the most forlorn episode of the podcast yet, Carson and Dawson buckle down and discuss what may be the worst song in the band's catalogue. We really mostly talked about the song this time

In the most melon-esque episode of this podcast so far, Carson and Dawson discuss a marked improvement from the last song they talked about. Other topics include bands not covering songs anymore, Fortnite, and industry plants.

In the most mobile episode of the podcast ever, Carson and Dawson revisit the band's humble beginnings and face the consequences. Other topics include getting sick, Hot Mulligan, and obliterating an iPhone.

In the most deerlike episode of the podcast yet, Carson and Dawson talk about one of FOB's biggest and most beloved songs. Do they like it???? Other topics include beating around the bush (the expression), descending into schizophrenia, and small cars.

On the most devastating episode of this podcast so far, Carson and Dawson are joined by Ian Joshua Riley to discuss a song that the three do not all agree on. Other topics include rubben and rubben on my yellow leg, Jack Ranking, and a feverish watch of Wonder Woman 1984.

In the most on-topic episode of this podcast to date, Carson and Dawson discuss a very straightforward FOB song. Other topics include Dream Theater listeners, potential Merzbow collaborations, and when an album is too long.

In the most festive edition of this podcast, Carson and Dawson are hit with a strange twist of fate and talk about FOB's only Christmas song two days before Christmas. Other topics include balding, buying music on iTunes, and Channukah.

On the (hopefully only) re-recorded episode of the podcast, Carson and Dawson re-tread all of their thoughts on this song so that you funny guys can listen to it. Other topics include Big Music, cosmic illnesses, and Pete Wentz's height.