They're Not Even Real Housewives Though!

Re-release day 2! The RHONJ countdown to S14 is in full swing! It's our birthday, it's not a special episode, that's coming (we've not had time). We do rant a lot about random stuff though because there's only 2 episodes at the time of recording. We cover the Superbowl, JLo's new tattoo and other musings. When we do talk about Real Housewives, we recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 2 and Re...

In the run up to S14 of RHONJ, we'll be releasing the S13 Recap Eps! During the recording we work out that it's almost our 1 year Anniversary. 20th Feb marks our first ever episode! This week we cover Real Housewives of Potomac S7 Finale and Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 1. Rosie starts Vanderpump Rules, but isn't doing the work and is starting at the new season. We get into it about the va...

Do you have one of those Roombas or other branded auto vaccums? Do you have any wild stories? Has yours spread dog sh*t across your house? What do you think about the Baldwin's joining RHOBH? We're low key here for it. UK peeps, make sure you vote on 2nd May! Your voice matters! Eventually we recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Reunion Part 2, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 11 and The Valley S1 Ep 4. Hos...

There is something living in the walls of the room I record in, so my audio is echoey. Sorry! But I can't go back in there LOL! Rosie and I are back after a Easter Break. We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Reunion Part 1, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 10, The Valley S1 Ep 3 and we briefly touch on Vanderpump Villa! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So, Netflix is giving more than Bravo right now?!! We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 17, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 8, The Valley S1 Ep 1 and Buying Beverley Hills S2 Ep 1. Just a FYI, we have zero idea who is who on The Valley. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We recap the final part of the S6 Real Housewives of Miami Reunion, Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 16, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 7 and Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Reunion Part 3. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do we give 5* content? Would you review us and let us know? Thanks luvs! We've booked tickets to see Countess Luann at Koko in London - come see us and hang out with the Countess. Anyway, we talk the RHONJ trailer, recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep15, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep6, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Reunion Part 2 and Erika Jayne's Bet It All On Blonde. Spoiler - Rosie wasn't a...

It's reunion week!! We recap Real Housewives of Miami S6 Reunion Parts 1 and 2, Real Housewives of Beverley Hill S13 Reunion Part 1 and we briefly touch on Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 5. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you commute to work using public transport, can you please share your funny stories? The things you must see, hear or smell, we need to know! Email them over to notevenhousewivespodcast@gmail.com We get into the Reunion lewks for RHOBH, recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep13, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep4, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep17 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep17. Hosted on A...

What is up with no Bravo Shows when there's sporting events? However, we are here for Beyonce's country album announcement! Because of the Super Bowl (ugh) we only recap Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 2, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 16 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 16. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 12, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 2, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 15 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 15. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We recap Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep1, Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 11, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 14 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 14. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What a week! We get into weird conspiracy theories on the internet, cats on a train and musicals. In between all of that we recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 10, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Reunion Finale, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 23 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 13. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We recap Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Reunion Pt 2, Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 9, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 12 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 12. RHOP TW - to avoid listening to the sensitive topics of SA, skip to 56:36:59 Rosie has had a complete mare with the Hayu app, is there a better way to watch these shows? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter or Tik Tok! Hosted...

This week we get into the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Reunion, Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 8, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 11 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 11. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 2 of the New Year and we're getting back into it. We still drift into random topics, so bare with - LOL. We get into recaps around the 11min 20sec mark. We recap the highly anticipated Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Finale and boy did it deliver. Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 10 gives us epic Erika. Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 10 kinda flopped, Ana should've come better...

WARNING - Audio isn't great and someone was eating during some of the recording - not naming or shaming LOL Happy New Year! This episode is a mess of Rosie and I just catching up after Christmas. We do briefly talk about Housewives but it's mostly us chatting sh*t, literally, we don't discuss anything sensible. So feel free to skip to around 26mins when we start Housewives chat. Hosted on Acast. S...

It's finally here RHONY Legacy Girls Trip! We get into the first 3 episodes in no particular order. You gotta love a RHUGT especially when it features our favourite Real Housewives of New York ladies - even Ramona! This is our last episode of 2023! We shall be back first week of January. Have a fabulous Christmas - muah! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Between some mic issues and snot filled hosts, the audio is a bit off in some parts. Sorry, but Christmas spirit is here people! We have tough questions, ferrero rocher or a christmas ham?! We recap Married 2 Medicine S10 Ep 6, Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 5, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep13, Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 6 and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 Ep 7. Hosted on Aca...

We cover everything from getting pregnant to second weddings, it's a lot! In and amongst that we recap Married 2 Medicine S10 Ep 4, Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 4, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 12, Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 5 and Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 6. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's not our best week for remembering what happened. We digress a fair amount. Sleep has been lacking - sorry guys. We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 3, Married 2 Medicine S10 Ep 3, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 11, Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 4 and Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep5. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We've come to the conclusion that we're old and it's terrifying, why are we living through a 90s revival?? We recap Married 2 Medicine S10 Ep 2, Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 2, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 10, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 4 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 3. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're adding a new show to recap! Rosie has finally got with the programme and joined the Married 2 Medicine stan group! Also, who knew Rosie was an Usher fan?! We get into Married 2 Medicine S10 Ep1, Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 1, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 3, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 9 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 2. Have you reviewed us yet? We'd love to...

We're back! Let's be very clear, we are not happy about not being at Bravo Con! LOL But Bravo TV has been bringing it this week, we have A LOT to say. Tangents ensue, but we recap Real Housewives of New York S14 Reunion, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Eps 1&2, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 8 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

Re-release of a popular episode! This is the last episode for a few weeks. We'll be back recording 19th August. Rosie and I discuss Real Housewives of Dubai, BH and Atlanta. We skip Ex-Wives Club this week, but touch on how much we love hungover Brandi. We also discuss clothing designers and which ones are safe to like. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.