They're Not Even Real Housewives Though!

Hello guys, it's a new week and a new recap sesh! We get into Real Housewives of New York S14 Finale and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 7. We're taking a little break, so no new episode next week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello you lovely lot! Thank you for the recent ratings, we really appreciate it. If you don't already, head over to Twitter and Instagram to give us a follow and say Hi! This week we recap Real Housewives of New York S14 Ep 13, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 6 and Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Reunion Pt 2. Bravocon is fast approaching and it's not cool that we're not attending, wh...

Why would you feed a duck McDonalds? After realising we have so many amazing Bravo TV shows dropping soon, Rosie and I get into Real Housewives of New York S14 Ep 12, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 5 and Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Reunion Pt 1. Don't forget to follow us on Twitter and Instagram! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's a surprise guest at the start of recording! It was terrifying - LOL! When I say I didn't see your suggestions for Andy coming! After my initial shock, I love it. We recap Real Housewives of New York S14 ep 11, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 4 and Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Finale. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello! It's a new week and what a week for us Bravo TV fans. Do we know how Archie is? That's the question we all need the answer to. Rosie and I share our most embarrassing stories, care to share yours? We'll keep it anonymous. TW - We briefly touch on Russell Brand. We recap Real Housewives of New York S14 Ep 10, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 3 and Real Housewives of Orange County S17...

Tijani is sick this week, so sorry about snot sounds - LOL! We talk about school and the amount of admin we need to manage for our kids. Potential TW - We touch on the Danny M case at the beginning, around the 7mins-10mins mark. We recap Real Housewives of New York S14 Ep 10, Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Reunion Conclusion, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 2 and Real Housewives of Orange...

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is back people and what a premier! S4 kicked off well and new girl Monica is another great casting choice, well done Bravo TV! Sushi Nachos though, yes please! Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Reunion Part 1 was giving so much more than the whole season. Real Housewives of New York S14 Ep 8 is in Aquilla, we're not happy with how they are treating Jenna. Real Housew...

It's been 2 weeks and we've got to talk about. We discuss all kinds of things including At Home With The Fury's - we're obsessed with Paris. We eventually recap Real Housewives of New York S14 Eps 6 & 7, Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Eps 15 & 15 and Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Eps 11 & 12. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another throw back episode this week. Do you remember when Rosie wrote a poem? OMG! Rosie wrote a poem and it is EVERYTHING! The recaps of Real Housewives of Potomac S7 Reunion Pt 2, Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 3 and Real Housewives of Miami S5 Ep 15 just don't seem as good! What do you think? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

While we're taking a little break here's a throw back to one of our most listened to episodes. This week Rosie and I recap the Real Housewives of Potomac S7 Reunion pt 3, Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 5 and Real Housewives of Miami S5 Reunion Pt 1. We also chat about Vanderpump Rules because, well, we're obsessed! Tijani plans to test out a hangover life hack sent in by one of you lovely lo...

We're back (after a little break) recapping Real Housewives of Atlanta, Real Housewives of Orange County and Real Housewives of New York. We discuss everything from jump scares to falling off bar stools. No new episode next week FYI. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back recapping Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep 11, Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Ep8, Real Housewives of New York S14 Ep2 and Crappie Lake. Still no hilling in RHOA, we see Tamra's t*ts in RHOC, garment bags are the order of the day in RHONY and we get distracted by cow's balls in Crappie Lake. We'll be taking little breaks in August dates will be mentioned in episodes. Hosted on Ac...

A few days late this week, but we're back and so is the new RHONY! We're fans, we loved it and can't wait for the rest of the season. Real housewives of Orange County S17 Ep 7 got us mad, but Emily makes everything better. Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep 10 is in Portugal and so far, not much healing has been done. Be honest we all want to go mudding with Luann and Sonja in Crappie Lake. Hosted...

We're back! Crappie Lake is here and we couldn't be more in love with our girls Luann and Sonja. Such great TV. We also recap Real Housewives of Atlanta s15 Ep 9 and Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Ep 6. RHOC was full of b*llocks and RHOA has entered a PN and PN era (IYKYK). Don't forget to follow us on Twitter or Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you swear in front of your kids? Rosie and I struggle with this, let us know if we're alone here. We talk about the Gorga's new front of the house. Can someone explain the new porch to me (Tijani)? Why did Jackie come for Emily online? Could she not have sent her a PM? We get into Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep8 and Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Ep4. RHOA - Kandi and Sheree's walk is...

It's only 2 recaps this week! Real Housewives of Atlanta and Real Housewives of Orange County. We digress a fair amount. Why is Bravo asking Bravo stars to not go on podcasts? Who would be a better ambassador for Christian Dior? Which 90s/00s RnB lyrics do you think are the most problematic? We discuss a lot. Don't forget to follow us on Twitter @notevenrealhou3 and Instagram @housewives_theyrenot...

It's a bumper episode this week, there's just so much to talk about. Vanderpump Rules is finally over, are we sad, maybe, are we relieved, also maybe. We still recap Pump Rules Season 10 Secrets Revealed though. We get into Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep 6, Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Reunion Pt3 and Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Ep 2. Don't forget to follow us on Instagram @housew...

We're here with a special recording! Rosie and I are in person, we watched the PumpRules Reunion together and immediately recorded this episode. There's a bit of background noise, which we're very sorry about, but it shouldn't distract from the shade. We get into Scandoval, Tijani's increasing anger towards Roachel and all that's in between. There is zero structure, our thoughts are jumbled, but i...

It was the week we've been waiting for! The Season 10 #PumpRules finale happened and even though we knew what was coming, it still hit hard. Rosie and Tijani break down their thoughts on #scandoval, Roachel and Schwartz' involvement. Big shout out to Scheana for her extreme empathy during this episode! Don't forget to follow us on Twitter @notevenrealhou3 and Instagram @housewives_theyrenoteven Ho...

It's a new week and Black Girl Magic Monday is BACK!!! Oh how we've missed the shade and the fashions from our ladies in the ATL. Rosie and I recap Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep1 - Rosie is over the Harlem Nights theme, however Ross in his costume, oh dear lord. Real Housewives of New Jersey continues to serve the same arguments, but on a different day. In S13 Ep14 the cracks in Luis start to...

Rosie has a PSA this week! We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 13 and discuss the Fuda's adoption storyline, is it just that, a storyline? Where on earth is Lexi from, we're both English and cannot work it out! Vanderpump Rules has Tijani absolutely raging. The anger towards Roachel and Sandoval is real. So real. Don't forget to follow us on Twitter @notevenrealhou3 and Instagram @housew...

Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip 3 is here and we are loving it. Rosie and I recap the first episode and news flash, we are not feeling Heather! We recap Real Housewives of Miami part 2 and 3 of the Reunion and we think Marysol has a drinking solution not a problem! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

OMG what a time to be a Bravo TV fan! IT IS ALL GOING ON! Rosie and I had to record an emergency episode to talk about the Vanderpump Rules drama, Katie Rost's tea about her and Charrisse, plus we tried to talk about other topics but the internet cut us off - divine intervention? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're 1 year old - so here's our first ever episode again! Sound quality is terrible, Rosie was just a guest (gasp) before you guys wanted her to become a co-host, I know, you all lover her more! Thank you to you lovely lot for still tuning in! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So much has happened within the housewives universe! Rosie and Tijani try to cover it all, but it's a lot. G is pulling a Bill Clinton, Chris pops off at the Reunion and Robyn still marries Juan after what we heard this week and Brandi gets kicked out of Ultimate Girls Trip???? We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S7 Ep 16, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S3 Reunion Part 2 and Real Housewives of...