They're Not Even Real Housewives Though!

We're a bit more on topic this week! We briefly recap Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Reunion Pt 2 because it wasn't giving, so we gave it a few minutes! We get into Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 1 - what a premier and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 11. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The episode where we can't stick to Bravo TV topics! We digress a lot! Somewhere in the episode we recap Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Reunion Part 1 and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 10. Honestly, we drift off, but stay with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Word on the street is back, we've released this episode on time. I think we're back people! Still don't have Hayu Fan Fest tickets and we're not salty at all - LOL! We recap Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 13 (season finale) and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 9. #teamshannon all day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our recaps of Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 12 and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 8 are all over the place! We get distracted, jump around the episodes, but it's fun, stay with us LOL! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back and regular programming is resuming! We recap Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Eps 6 & 7 and Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Eps 10 & 11. It feels good to be back and Bravo TV schedule is improving! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RHONJ S14 Finale - It's here, but is it the end of Real Housewives of New Jersey??? We recap the S14 finale! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 18 of Real Housewives of Orange County is here people! We recap Eps 1& 2. We also get into Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 10 and Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 6 & 7! It's summer, so we'll be taking breaks, check out our social media and subscribe to see when new episodes will drop. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Next Week's episode will be delayed to make sure we recap the RHOC season premier. We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 9 and Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 5. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We get into the Kenya Moore of it all. How are you feeling about her not returning to RHOA? We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 8 and Real Housewives of Dubai Season 2 Ep 4. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 7 and Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 3. Seriously, we need more Bravo shows to air. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We finally talk the Countess Luann! Then go onto a chat about our nights and days out, so to avoid that skip to 12mins. We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 6 and Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 2. We need more Bravo TV Shows, what is happening with this schedule, because we just end up talking about random things! Do you enjoy that, should we edit it out? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...

This episode was recorded the night before we went to see The Countess in Marry F Kill at Koko Camden. We will recap our experience in another episode! We try to recap two weeks of Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Eps 4 & 5, Vanderpump Rules S11 Reunion Part 3 and The Valley S1 Eps11 & 12. Question - when was this season of RHONJ filmed, was it before or after the Bravocon Joe Gorga explo...

We get right into this week with recaps of Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 3, VanderPump Rules S11 Reunion Part 2 and The Valley S1 Ep 10. We even touch on S5 of The Kardashians - Kris Jenner is the GOAT. Argue with yourself. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rosie is a medical marvel. Joe Gorga got me (Tijani) all fired up - LOL! Getting a bit tired of Bravo treating me like an idiot. We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep2, Vanderpump Rules S11 Reunion Part 1 and The Valley S1 Ep 9. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we are joined by the amazing Emma aka Brummy Mummy of 2. She's an Instagram sensation, Author, YouTuber and Podcast host. We ask her all about her trip to LA, heading to Schwartz and Sandys and her meeting with Tom (but which one?) We talk all things Bravo and get into the S11 Vanderpump Rules Finale, S14 Real Housewives of New Jersey Premier and the always giving The Valley S1 Ep 8. If...

We digress a bit this episode, blame Bravo TV, we're bored! We talk about the Alexia and Marysol podcast about Tod, Netflix's Baby Reindeer, the TLC doc, Bravo Ultimatums, we both sing - it's a whole thing. Eventually we recap Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 14 and The Valley S1 Ep 7. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Re-Release RHONJ Countdown Reunion Part 2! What a week! We have Real Housewives of Orange County, Real Housewives of New Jersey, Real Housewives of Atlanta and the finale of Vanderpump Rules Reunion. Whew, it's a lot. Rosie and I don't mess about and get straight into it. #PUMPRULES ends with us being a bit annoyed with this revelation teaser, but are living for the throuple. #RHOC is back and Tam...

RHONJ S14 Countdown - We've hit the reunions! SOUND DISCLAIMER: Slight internet issues, so Tijani sounds like a robot occasionally. Rosie and Tijani are back and get straight into Vanderpump Rules S10 Reunion Pt2. It's the week of explosive reunions, with Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Reunion Pt 1 too! We finally talk about Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 and Kandi was missed in Ep4. The Marlo...

Potential TW: We talk the 3rd part of Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Reunion and Gordon and his Bipolar diagnosis. We also recap Vanderpump Rules S11 Eps 12 & 13 and The Valley S1 Eps 5 & 6 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Re-release RHONJ S14 Countdown! Disclaimer, we had sound and internet issues. There's some back ground noise and weird static voices now and again during the episode. We're sorry! Rosie and I are recapping Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 12 and Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep 12. RHONJ - The husbands steal the episode and we love them! PumpRules - Schwartz, just OMG. He is the worst. Tijani makes a c...

Re-release RHONJ S14 - Countdown! We're back and we don't waste any time getting into the latest rumblings in the Bravo universe. I know everyone is tired of Scandoval, but honestly Rosie and I aren't and we have christened Rachel, Roachel (someone else's gem)! We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 11, Vanderpump Rules S10 The Wedding and Aftermath and Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip S...

Re-release day 6! The RHONJ countdown to S14 is in full swing! DISCLAIMER - Tijani is wasted this episode. Just a heads up, it gets a bit wild and we've left in the outtakes because, well, it's funny. This week Rosie and Tijani recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 9, Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip 3 and Vanderpump Rules. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Re-release day 5! The RHONJ countdown to S14 is in full swing! This week Rosie and I are joined by a spacial guest, Renate! She fills us in on the Sonja Morgan show in San Francisco! Newsflash, it was a shambles - makes us love Miss Morgan so much more! We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 8, Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip S3 and Vanderpump Rules S10! RHONJ - Whose version of the piz...

Re-release day 4! The RHONJ countdown to S14 is in full swing! Sorry it's late this week, Tijani has been away! We're only recapping Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Eps 6 & 7 and Vanderpump Rules S10 Eps 6 & 7. We'll catch up again in the next couple of days to recap Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip S3 Eps 1-3 and parts 2 & 3 of Real Housewives of Miami Reunion. PumpRules is reall...

Re-release day 3! The RHONJ countdown to S14 is in full swing! This week Rosie and I start a new segment - Send us your life hacks and general shitty day to day issues to notevenhousewivespodcast@gmail.com, completely anon unless you want a shout out! We get into gossip from the streets about HWs past, present and future (is Michael Darby suing for the amount he owes on Ashley's house?). Sadly we...