They're Coming to Get You

This week, we can see your dirty pillows as we go to prom with 1976's Carrie! We'll talk about the weird nudity to open the movie, discuss our own prom experiences, and welcome the return of Hungry Man dinner talks! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

It's time to bring another season to a close and give awards to our favorite (and not so favorite) movies from out remake season! And be sure to listen until the end for a very special announcement for our Patreon! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

It's time to ask "What are y'all doing with that dead body?" as we talk about one of the best horror remakes of all-time, 2003's The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. We'll talk about a weird feud with a star of the movie. talk about HOT MEAT, and discuss how Gavin still hasn't forgiven his friend Clay for leaving him at the movies to watch this alone! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https:...

Get ready to watch all the best parts of the first four Friday the 13th movies as we check out 2009's remake! This movie has it all: a fantastic cold open, mannequin love, and stupendous tits! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

Y'all want an extra episode for a newer movie? Well here ya go, as we discuss all things Late Night with the Devil! We're talking hypnosis, our favorite late night moments, and pitching our brand new funeral-themed prank show! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

This week, we're heading to place off Ocean Avenue as we do another Patreon Picks episode for 2005's The Amityville Horror! We're talking all things Ryan Reynolds abs, hot babysitters trying to seduce teens, and the truly evil housing market! If you'd like to help pick movies for us to cover, support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

It's time for a Patreon Picks episode! We're heading back to the 70's as we check out the remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers! We'll break down mud tubs, how to find out if you significant other is a pod person, and dogs with human faces! If you'd like to help pick movies for us to cover, support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

We're heading back to the mall as we cover 2004's Dawn of the Dead remake! We'll discuss shower sex, that weird Down with the Sickness interlude, and try to figure out the science of zombie babies! Oh, and this is still the best thing Zack Snyder has ever done! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

They're Coming to Get You, Barbara... Wait, haven't we done this one already? This week, we're covering 1990s Night of the Living Dead remake, a remake that might be too similar to the original. We'll discuss what's different from the original, how grumpy Tom Savini is, and get real curious about funeral wear! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGe...

Be afraid, be very afraid as this week we are getting ooey and gooey with 1986's The Fly! This David Cronenberg classic has everything: Deepthroat vomit noises, using science to get laid, and Jeff Goldblum being an absolute daddy at age 34! So grab your baboon best friend and get ready to arm-wrestle for a girl at a bar, because things are about to get weird... Support "They're Coming to Get You"...

Who is ready for the most un-fun version of Freddy Kreuger ever as we tackle 2010's A Nightmare on Elm Street remake! We'll defend Jackie Earle Haley's portrayal, talk about that almost twist, and decide the worst place to kiss your new girlfriend! You're in our world now, bitch! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

We're kicking off our remake season with one of the most vulgar and white-trashifications of any movie with Rob Zombie's Halloween! Oh, and Brent is back so I guess that's cool too? We'll discuss scenes that were improvised, share stories of teachers swearing, and talk about that super unnecessary and EDGY scene from the Director's Cut! It's time to choke the chicken! Support "They're Coming to Ge...

Curious what we offer over on Patreon? We'll here's a fun bonus episode we did covering Michael Jackson's iconic video for Thriller! We'll discuss what makes the video so good, address the controversial figure of Michael Jackson, and break down the Thriller dance! Oh, and this podcast absolutely embraces the occult! If you want access to 11 more bonus episodes and other fun stuff, become a Patreon...

This week, Tennah McDonald returns as guest host to help cover another BI-SEXUAL AWAKENING classic in 2009's "Jennifer's Body"! We'll discuss Megan Fox hotness, guess which pop punk bands could've replaced Adam Brody, and deliver the most sexual episode of all-time (or at least since last week)! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

It's time to get vampire levels of horny with guest host Tennah McDonald as we discuss Queen of the Damned! We're talking all things Nu Metal, sexual awakenings caused by Aaliyah, and disrespect Gene Wilder in the most unexpected way! You can check out Tennah's podcast Spicy Magic Vibes here ! 

This week, we're talking about found-footage hidden gem The Last Exorcism! And to help us do that, we've enlisted the help of comedian and former youth pastor Drew Davis! We'll talk what it would take to do an exorcism, youth group teen pregnancy, and discuss what the real c-word actually is! Check out all things Drew Davis here! *There were some audio issues during recording so it may sound like...

It's time to go Graboid hunting with guest host Tyson Cox as we discuss the creature-feature classic Tremors! We'll discuss what a feminist masterpiece Tremors is, what makes the series so good, and contemplate Burt's politics. Broke into the wrong goddamn podcast, didn't you, you bastard! For all things Tyson Cox, click here! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com...

This week, it's all about evil that has residence as we're talking about 2002's Resident Evil! And because it is based on a video game, who better to help talk about it than the Cripple Threat of comedy himself, Ryan Niemiller! We'll discuss things what a coward he is, discuss the difficulty of using the bathroom in the Spencer Mansion, and survive an Earthquake! For all things Ryan Niemiller, cli...

You unlock this podcast with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of jokes about Burgess Meredith, a dimension of smoking on planes, a dimension of Barbaras. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas and obscure wrestling references. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone. This week we're discussing two of our favorite epis...

We're back from break and talking about a movie that everyone definitely loves, Skinamarink! We'll discuss all things walls, walls that are blue, and walls that are blue but upside down ! We also do have an actual discussion about one of the most polarizing (and some might say pretentious) horror movies of the past decade!  Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/Th...

Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays! WHO'S NEXT?! It's time to cover the disaster of a movie that is 2005's Santa's Slay, starring Bret Hart's favorite wrestler, GOLDBERG! We'll give a brief history of Goldberg, wonder why James Caan took this movie, and just honestly try to make it through this thing!   Support us on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

Don't answer the phone unless you want to upset Billy! This week' we're discussing the 1974 holiday-slasher classic "Black Christmas!" We'll discuss all things women's rights, explain what "waffle stomping" is, and make the worst joke we've ever made on the show! Enjoy, you pretty pink piggy.... Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

It's time for a Patreon Picks episode! And because it is the holiday season, they naturally chose 1999's Sleepy Hollow? They people have spoken and they want to hear all about Johnny Depp and the headless horseman! We'll unravel how spooky Tim Burton is, discuss "Mr. Darcy" movies, and agree with everything Ray Park has ever done! Try not to lose your head over this one!

Things are about to get weird this week as we cover the 1997 cult-classic Jack Frost! Yeah, it's the killer snowman movie that's so bad that it might be the best movie ever! We'll discuss all things snowman science, break-down the Shannon Elizabeth scene, and somehow reference Sylvestor Stallone in the most unexpected way! There must have been some magic in this old stove-top podcast, because this...

This week, we're getting cold, dark, and bloody as we cover 2007's vampire comic-book adaptation "30 Days of Night!" We'll talk about how they made vampires scary, Josh Hartnett's hair progression, and reference rapper Riff Raff! Bundle up and enjoy! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou