They're Coming to Get You

We can't believe it has come to this, but in honor of Thanksgiving, we are covering the 2007 "movie" Thankskilling. Just...why? Please enjoy our collectively suffering as we try to make sense of why this exists. Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

It's time to give out some Barbies for season 6! Who will win Best Final Girl, Best Kill, and Best Nudity (of which we didn't have a lot of)! Thank you to our wonderful Patreon supporters for helping us pick winners! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

It's time for a Patreon requested episode as we finally cover 2022's sleeper-hit BARBARIAN! We'll talk about sharing an Airbnb with a stranger, discuss the crazy monster in the movies, and accidentally stumble onto topics we have no business discussing! Oh, and we come up with some incredible band names! How much square-footage does this podcast have anyway? Support "They're Coming to Get You" on...

This week, we're getting gruesome and bloody with Terrifier 2! We'll discuss all the effects and gore, Art the Clown as a horror icon,  and weirdly be grateful about one certain aspect about the series! Also, this isn't Brent's cup of tea at all which is always the best! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

Happy Halloween, Barbaras! For today's most spooktacular episode, we're covering one of the best entries in the Halloween franchise: Halloween H20! We're talking all things CGI masks, LL Cool J's melon breasts, and discussing what a good ending this was for the franchise and how they never made any more movies after this! Grab your fire ax and scream MICHAEL! for a great episode! Support "They're...

It's time to get nostalgic with 1991's Ernest Scared Stupid! We'll break down what a good character actor Jim Varney was, just how scary this kids movie is, and discuss the finer things in life like square cafeteria pizza! Grab a glass of miak and enjoy! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

This week, we're discussing one of the scariest movies ever made: Sinister. This 2012 movie traumatized Gavin and continues to do so! This week, we'll discuss all the scare video tapes, how cool is Baghuul, and whether or not something is standing right behind you! This one is an all-time great episode (if we do say so)!

This week we're ruining childhoods by covering the 1998 Disney Channel Original Movie "Halloweentown!" We'll try to figure out if the plot makes sense, talk smack about goblin boys, and somehow make discussing this family-friendly movie one of our most vulgar episodes! Halloween is cool! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

We'd like to play a game...for a 10th time! This week, we're talking all things Saw X, the latest entry in the SAW franchise! We're talking all things traps, Jigsaw as a good guy, and traps involving things in our butts! It's another very high-brow episode you'd come to expect from us! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

This week, we're burying animals in some sour ground as we talk 1989's Pet Sematary! We're opening up old wounds that we saved for the air, doing terrible Jud Crandall impressions, and going full WORLDSTAR on a funeral fight. Sometimes dead is better... Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

Another season is in the books! Who are the big winners from season 5?! Also, we give big ol' tease of what we have planned for a jam-packed Halloween season! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

Grab your creepiest doll and get ready to play Hide & Clap as we cover 2013's The Conjuring! We're breaking down how influential this series is, discuss if the Warrens are for real, and talk about missed opportunities for Raggedy Anne!  Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

It's time to enter The Conjuring Universe just in time for The Nun Chapter II as we cover 2018's The Nun! We'll trauma bond over Catholic school experiences, talk about jump-scares, and try to make an entertaining episode out of a movie that's not very good! Where's Annabelle when you need her?! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

This week, we're taking a trip to France as we watch 2003's High Tension! We'll discuss all things French EXTREME horror, that severed head scene, and do some actually insightful analysis on some of the problematic themes presented in the movie! Also, let's bond after how bad we all feel after watching it! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

This podcast is a boys best friend! This week, we're talking about the 1960 film Psycho! We talk all things Alfred Hitchcock, the weirdness of the trailer for Psycho, and knocking the bottom out some ladies. And if things get weird, it's ok: We all go a little mad sometimes! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

This weeks episode is eating your liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti because we're talking about 1991's The Silence of the Lambs! We'll talk all things Hannibal, Clarice being a woman in a man's world, and Multiple Miggs being Spider-Man! And yes, Brent can smell your... Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

It's time for the Fight of the Year for 2003 as we cover Freddy vs Jason! In this episode, we'll talk to long road to production for the movie, how the film holds up 20 years later, and how a member of Destiny's Child uses a slur! Place your bets! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

Is Tamara home? This week we're discussing the 2018's The Strangers Prey at Night! We'll discuss the scariness of the series, our fun camping trip to the location where the movie was shot, and discuss the definition of what a "double bagger" is!  Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

It's time to tiptoe through the tulips and head into The Further as we cover 2010's Insidious! We're talking all things jump scares, the cost of real-estate, and how the red-face demon is absolutely serving looks!  Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

It's senior year and we're heading to France on Flight 180 as we cover 2000's Final Destination! We'll break down how elaborate the kills are, the etiquette of poop friends, and how annoying Sean William Scott is!  Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

In less than an hour, aircrafts from here will join Brent and Gavin from around the world and they will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind as they discuss 1996's Independence Day! We'll discuss Will Smith's star power, discuss how scary the concept of aliens blowing everything up is, and swap strip club stories! Today, we celebrate our INDEPENDENCE DAY! 

Here's a between seasons treat just for you! This week, we're watching 1985's Return of the Living Dead, a horror comedy that is actually both horror and comedy! We'll discuss the how iconic Tarman is, how any of these characters are friends, and of course, talk in-depth about Trash being naked in the cemetery! Grab your Trioxon 245 and SEND MORE LISTENERS! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on P...

It's time to hand out some awards and make some jokes about the movies we watched in season 4! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patre on. https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

We have come here to chew bubblegum and record a podcast about 1988's They Live, and we're all out of bubblegum! This week we're making wrestling references, discussing one of the greatest fight scenes in cinema history, and discuss the ethics of reading a magazine in a drug store! Also, PUT ON THE GLASSES! Feel free to CONSUME by supporting "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patr...

Grab some water and head to class as we discuss 1998's The Faculty! This movie has everything: the T-1000 as a football coach, Josh Hartnett's weird hair, and SCAT, the coolest drug sold out of the back of a Pontiac GTO! Be sure to listen to this episode as it's guaranteed to JACK YOU UP! .Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou