They're Coming to Get You

We're kicking off the spooky season with one of our most requested movies to cover: 1993's Hocus Pocus! We'll talk about how horny this movie is, discuss the finer parts of Salem, and break down a Halloween romance you didn't know existed! This episode is for VIRGINS Only (but not really because we know you like to party)! Want more They're Coming to Get You? Support us on Patreon for bonus conten...

It's time to go where it's better, down where it's wetter, under the sea with 1954's Creature from the Black Lagoon! We're talking all things Gill Man theme music, give some really good dating advice, and teach you all about Goon Caves! Get ready for a fun one! Want more They're Coming to Get You? Support us on Patreon for bonus content!  https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

It's time to wrap up another season and hand out some awards! Along with handing out fake awards, we talk about our trip to HorrorHound Cincinnati and something Brent does that might make him a psychopath! Want more They're Coming to Get You? Support us on Patreon for bonus content!  https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

This week, we're watching the 2017 documentary Haunters: The Art of the Scare! We'll share our own history with haunted house attractions, discuss the appeal of EXTREME haunts, and dunk on Russ McKamey for a good while. BOO! Want more They're Coming to Get You? Support us on Patreon for bonus content!  https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

We're back with another Patreon Picks episode and we are heading deep into the forest for 2011's The Cabin in the Woods! We'll uncover all the fun Easter Eggs, discuss the most expensive prop in the film, and sully the good name of Treebeard from Lord of the Rings!   Want more They're Coming to Get You? Support us on Patreon for bonus content!  https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

IT'S SHOWTIME! because we are talking about 1988's Beetlejuice! We'll talk all things Tim Burton, spooky goth girls, and our favorite knock-off Halloween costumes! And we'll undoubtedly alienate any new listeners who stumble upon this podcast because of the new movie coming out! Want more They're Coming to Get You? Support us on Patreon for bonus content!  https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGet...

It's time for a Patreon Picks episode as chosen by our Patreon supporters! And they chose the 2010 underrated horror-comedy Tucker and Dale vs Evil! We'll discuss the hilarious concept of the movie and go on some classic tangents involving Weezer and America's greatest export!  Want more They're Coming to Get You? Support us on Patreon for bonus content!  https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetY...

Just in time for the new remake, we're covering 1994's The Crow! We'll discuss the tragedy surrounding Brandon Lee's on-set death, talk about how this hit one of us at just the right time in our life, and spend a lot of time talking about WCW Sting. It can't rain all the time... Want more They're Coming to Get You? Support us on Patreon for bonus content!  https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGet...

In space, no one can hear this podcast...but luckily you can as we're finally covering 1979's Alien! We're talking about getting paid in space, goddamn robots, and debunking a very hairy rumor! Put on your favorite pair of jeans as we get comfy and let a childless cat lady save the day! Want more They're Coming to Get You? Support us on Patreon for bonus content!  https://www.patreon.com/TheyreCom...

Yeah, it's the bad Winnie the Pooh horror movie you keep hearing about, I don't what else you want us to say. But we'll do our best to keep it entertaining as we educate you about the public domain, discuss introducing your fiancé to your imaginary friends, and try to tell British women apart...again! Thank you so much for supporting the podcast and we hope you enjoy this Patreon bonus content pre...

This weeks episode was chosen by our loyal Patreon subscribers and they chose the found-footage classic Paranormal Activity! We'll discuss the movie's microbudget, how to say "ouija", and discuss Brent's scandalous sleeping attire! Also, Gavin is more unhinged than usual! Want more They're Coming to Get You? Support us on Patreon for bonus content!  https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

This podcast isn't gonna bring your dad back! But we will gladly talk about the 1996 disaster movie classic Twister! We'll talk all things storm chasers, weird guests we had in school, and debunk a Canadian urban legend you've probably heard! Want more They're Coming to Get You? Support us on Patreon for bonus content!  https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

We're headed to the morgue for 2016's underrated classic "The Autopsy of Jane Doe!" We'll discuss Joe Bob Briggs, Stevie Nicks fashion, and a Myrtle Beach story with an unexpected ending! Y'all want it wild or mild!? Want more They're Coming to Get You? Support us on Patreon for bonus content!  https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

It's time once again to give out some awards and recognition for the movies we watched in Season 9? How will a movie like Jurassic Park fair in certain categories? Did we all have the same worst movie pick? Listen and find out! Want more They're Coming to Get You? Support us on Patreon for bonus content!  https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

This is gonna be the best night of our lives as we cover 1997's I Know What You Did Last Summer! We'll be talking about our favorite crab-based pranks, tell our versions of the hook-man story, and warn you about the dangers of Beezlebub's Grundle! Happy 4th of July! Want more They're Coming to Get You? Support us on Patreon for bonus content!  https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

We're wrapping up the X trilogy with 2024's MAXXXINE! Enjoy our discussion on nudie booths, showing off a fresh-corpse to a crowd of bystanders, and us trying to seem smart while talking about giallo! Oh, and your balls are gonna hurt after this one! Want more They're Coming to Get You? Support us on Patreon for bonus content!  https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

But I'm a star! And so is 2022's X follow-up/prequel Pearl! Find out all about why Pearl is the way she is, appreciate the finer aspects of technicolor, discuss how smooth a projectionist can be, and get sucked into a conversation about Five Finger Death Punch on vinyl! This episode kind of got away from us...  Want more They're Coming to Get You? Support us on Patreon for bonus content!  https://...

It's time to get smutty as we check out 2022's X! We'll share our favorite adult film tropes, discuss the horrors of aging, and advise against Kid Cudi (and his MEAT) being your third. This might be our horniest episode yet!   Want more They're Coming to Get You? Support us on Patreon for bonus content!  https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

For this month's Patreon Picks episode, we're finally doing one of the most requested movies, Hereditary! We'll talk about all the ways this movie personally traumatized us, discuss bringing your weird sister to a party, and absolutely lose our heads over a certain scene! Oh, and Toni Collette should've gotten an Oscar for this movie! 

It's our 100th episode! And in honor of that, we are going big with 1993's Jurassic Park! We'll talk fond memories of toys, goon over daddy Goldblum, and discuss how old the Earth actually is! Also, we've got all the inside jokes and callbacks to the prior 99 episodes. We truly appreciate all the support you've given over the past 100 episodes and look forward to 100 more! Support us on Patreon! ...

Pack your sleeping bag and get ready to head to Camp Arawak because we're visiting 1983's Sleepaway Camp! We'll discuss all things problematic, how good the cooks Sloppy-Joes have to be, and discuss the finer details of jeans as athletic wear! Be sure to check out the article referenced in this episode for a more in-depth discussion about the movie here: https://www.dreadcentral.com/editorials/295...

It's time for a Patreon Picks episode and we are heading to Korea for the 2016 zombie film Train to Busan! We'll discuss all things K-drama, try to not be problematic, and discuss the worst gift to receive! Grab your ticket for a high-octane thrill-ride!  Support us on Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

This week, we're pledging Theta Pi as we cover 2009's Sorority Row! We'll discuss sorority life, parents who let kids drink in the house, and realize we never got invited to the cool parties! Special shout-out to Patreon subscriber Michael Caley who requested this episode! Get well soon, Barbara! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou

The boys checked out the latest entry The Strangers franchise!  Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou  

This week we're invading your home with 2008's The Strangers! We talk about things you shouldn't do at a wedding, discuss Mormon missionaries for way too long, and theorize how this all could have been avoided! Why did we do this episode? Because you were home! Support "They're Coming to Get You" on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TheyreComingtoGetYou