The Yeerky Boys: An Animorphs Podcast

We read Animorphs Book 31: The Conspiracy. In this book, Jake's family goes through some things. We discuss the importance of great grandpas, Jake and Marco's waning bromance, and the tragedy of Melissa Chapman. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @Dogtime...

We read Animorphs Book 30: The Reunion. In this book, Marco literally becomes The Joker. We discuss the science behind hologram paint, exactly how stupid Visser Three is, and whether or not it is 'goat time'. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @Dogtimes o...

We read Megamorphs 3: Elfangor's Secret. In this book, The Drode helps the Animorphs stop being fascists. We discuss how boring history is, the first documented in-book usage of a racial slur, and whether or not you should kill Hitler. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com...

We take a series of quizzes in order to finally determine which Animorph we in fact are. We discuss 90s schoolyard trends, how to deal with bullies, and whether or not we would murder a sentient being. Support our Patreon to receive MORE episodes of "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" just like this one every single week: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys Buzzfeed Quiz: https://www.buzzfeed.com/...

Jonathan gives a dramatic reading of 'Mistletoe', a Christmas themed Animorphs fanfic. In this story, Jake struggles with the meaning of Christmas. Read the story here: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2205536/1/Mistletoe Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @T...

We read Animorphs Book 29: The Sickness. In this book, Ax catches a cold. We discuss fan favorite characters Allison and Brittany, the blessing of baby bones, and whether or not a 14 year old could successfully perform brain surgery. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follo...

We read Animorphs Book 28: The Experiment. In this book, the gang monkeys around and Ax watches TV. We discuss the usage of the word "catsup", the validity of a moral argument centering around the existence of free will, and our top 5 chimps. Support our Patreon to receive The Yeerky Boys Chronicles weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.co...

We read Animorphs Book 27: The Exposed. In this book, Rachel and Tobias struggle to acknowledge their feelings. We discuss crackhouse shootouts, what T.T. stands for, and whether we love or hate "The Drode". Support us: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @TheYeerkyBoys on Twitter, @Dogtimes on Bluesky, @JonathanEstis on Bluesky and Threads, www...

We read Animorphs Book 26: The Attack. In this book, the gang plays a game with some kids. We discuss several impossible-to-picture aliens, being pawns in a cosmic chess game, and the potential of a Yeerky Boys Patreon. Support us?: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @TheYeerkyBoys on Twitter, @Dogtimes on Bluesky, @JonathanEstis on Bluesky and Threads,...

We read Animorphs Book 25: The Extreme. In this book, the Animorphs enjoy a snow day with Derek. We discuss the nature of ghostwritten books, Marco's submissive tendencies, and how many of The Five there actually are. E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @TheYeerkyBoys on Twitter, @Dogtimes on Bluesky, @JonathanEstis on Bluesky and Threads, www. JonathanEstis.com

We read Animorphs Book 24: The Suspicion. In this book, the gang toys with some modest new acquaintances. We discuss the capabilities of the blue box, the definition of a death's-head, and how many big things can be compared to things that only seem big. E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @TheYeerkyBoys on Twitter, @Dogtimes on Bluesky, @JonathanEstis on Bluesky and Threads, www. Jo...

We read Animorphs Book 23: The Pretender. In this book, Tobias meets with a lawyer and has a food fight. We discuss whether or not this one was ghostwritten, the name DeGroot, and new favorite character Baby Toby. E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @TheYeerkyBoys on Twitter, @Dogtimes on Bluesky, @JonathanEstis on Bluesky and Threads, www. JonathanEstis.com

We read various Animorphs fanfics that involve crossovers with other fictional universes. This includes Star Wars, Harry Potter, Pokemon, Invader Zim, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, American Dad, and more! Find the fanfics discussed here: https://www.fanfiction.net/crossovers/Animorphs/54/ E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @TheYeerkyBoys on Twitter, @Dogtimes on Bluesky, @JonathanEstis on B...

We read various Animorphs fanfics that involve a new Animorph joining the team. Subject matter includes blind Animorphs, albino Animorphs, and multiple Ax romance subplots. Links to the fics in the order we discuss them: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2685/1/Anidumbpeople https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1424708/1/THE-NEW-KID https://www.fanfiction.net/s/860329/1/the-albinio-animorph https://www.fanfict...

We go through the Anibase Q+A archives with K.A. Applegate from August 1998. Young K.A. Applegate helps us answer questions about when winter is coming, Tobias and Ax alternating books, and K.A.S.U.s. Check out the complete archive of Anibase Q+A: https://web.archive.org/web/20010619014319/http://www.scholastic.com/animorphs/karchive.htm E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @TheYeerkyBoys...

We go through the Anibase Q+A archives with K.A. Applegate from June 1998. Using the incredible power of the Time Matrix, a young K.A. Applegate is able to assist us in answering questions from young readers about the series, including how many Animorphs books there will be, K.A.'s writing process, and the truth about K.A.'s kids. Check out the complete archive of Anibase Q+A: https://web....

It's our second special retrospective episode, in which we recap the second "season" of the Animorphs book series, comprised of Animorphs #14-22, Megamorphs #2, and The Hork-Bajir Chronicles. We rank each book of the series, dissect new theories of Yeerk evolution, and fret over the word 'neotenous'. Check out our Season 2 Tier List that we built together in this episode here...

We read from chapter 25 through the end of The Hork-Bajir Chronicles. In this part, Aldrea changes herself to appease Dak. We discuss the origin of Yeerk ship names, inter-species romance, and the Hork-Bajirs' love of dance. E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @TheYeerkyBoys on Twitter, @Dogtimes on BlueSky, @JonathanEstis on BlueSky and Threads, www. JonathanEstis.com

We read chapters 13-24 of The Hork-Bajir Chronicles. In this part, Dak Hamee learns a bit more about his family history. We discuss K.A. Applegate's biography, the wonders of the Jubba-Jubba, and why this book is basically The Matrix. E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @TheYeerkyBoys on Twitter, @Dogtimes on BlueSky, @JonathanEstis on BlueSky and Threads, www. JonathanEstis.com

We read from the prologue through Chapter 12 of The Hork-Bajir Chronicles. In this part, we meet Aldrea and Dak Hamee, and the infamous chadoo. We discuss the intelligence levels of Hork-Bajir, Seerow's big-time fuck-ups, and palps. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Fo...

We read Animorphs Book 22: The Solution. In this book, David does some things that the other Animorphs don't necessarily agree with. We discuss the disappearance of Germany, how many bullets an elephant can take, some of the darkest shit we've ever read, and sundresses. BONUS: A special surprise :) Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes:...

We read Animorphs Book 21: The Threat. In this book, David gets up to some mischief. We discuss Sario Rip theories, the morality of shoplifting, and how little of this plot actually makes any sense. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @TheYeerkyBoys on Twitter, @J...

We read Animorphs Book 20: The Discovery. In this book, the Animorphs meet David and fight over a blue box. We discuss all the problems in the Middle East, the origin of the word gewgaw, and the worst word we can get away with saying. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Foll...

We read Animorphs Book 19: The Departure. In this book, Cassie goes on a hike with a new friend. We discuss the morality of war, Nazis, slavery, genocide, and everyone's favorite dance craze, "The Frug". Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @TheYeerky...

We read the second half of Megamorphs 2: In the Time of Dinosaurs. In this part, the gang gets involved in a dispute between two warring parties and probably commit a few war crimes. We discuss the logistics of time travel, the Korla, and ways in which the patriarchy has harmed us all. E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @TheYeerkyBoys on Twitter, @DogtimesMcGee on Twitter, @Quence on Tw...