The Yeerky Boys: An Animorphs Podcast

We read the second half of The Ellimist Chronicles, which is made up of 'Second Life' and 'Third Life'. In this part, the Ellimist goes through a few things and changes a little. We discuss exactly how many lives there are, alien birth control methods, the science of black holes, and the death of Grogu. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bo...

We read the first section of The Ellimist Chronicles, 'First Life'. In this part, the Ellimist gives us a tour of his hometown. We discuss the true heart of a gamer, whether or not things are sexist, four-effing, and mones. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow...

We read Animorphs Book 47: The Resistance. In this book, Isaiah Fitzhenry trains a group of freed slaves. We discuss the failings of Visser Two, the ability to morph clothes, and b-b-b-beaver boys. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @Dogtimes on Bluesky, @Jonatha...

We read Animorphs Book 46: The Deception. In this book, Jake shows off his knowledge of fighter jets. We discuss modern geopolitics, human morph consent etiquette, and whether or not Ax should nuke Jake's house. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @Dogtimes on...

We read Animorphs Book 45: The Revelation. In this book, Marco has "the talk" with his dad. We discuss father-son bonding time, what a good boy Marco is, and multiple earth shattering revelations. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @Dogtimes on Bluesky,...

We read Animorphs Book 44: The Unexpected. In this book, Cassie ditches the gang and gets a new boy friend. We discuss racial sensitivity, the longest action scene in Animorphs history, and the return of child-led surgery. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @Dogt...

We read Animorphs Book 43: The Test. In this book, Tobias faces some girl trouble. We discuss devourable shoulders, Andalite grooming habits, and Hitler's love for animals. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @Dogtimes on Bluesky, @JonathanEstis on Bluesky, ww...

We read Animorphs Book 42: The Journey. In this book, Marco has some tummy troubles. We discuss the nature of portable Kandronas, rizzing up Ms. Frizzle, and what we did to deserve this. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @Dogtimes on Bluesky, @JonathanEstis on B...

We read Animorphs Book 41: The Familiar. In this book, Jake's older than he's ever been, and now he's even older. We discuss pot pie chugging Taxons, our support for terrorists, and purple, kidney-shaped pedestals. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @...

We read Megamorphs 4: Back to Before. In this book, Jake reminisces about simpler times. We discuss timeline shenanigans, Marco and Rachel's canonical ship, and The Motherfucking Drode. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @TheYeerkyBoys on Twitter, @Dogtimes o...

We read Animorphs Book 40: The Other. In this book, the gang meets a pair of platonic male roommates. We discuss Andalite bigotry, continuity errors, and whether or not honeybees have stingers. Remember, ladders lead to places you are not. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com...

We read Animorphs Book 39: The Hidden. In this book, Cassie sees Chapman in a new light. We discuss the return of Helmacron technology, Cronenberg nightmare creatures, and buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @Dogtim...

We read Animorphs Book 38: The Arrival. In this book, Ax learns about mouth pleasures. We discuss Erek King's dad, the Suicide Squad, and that weird thing that happens when you press your arms against a door frame. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @Dogtimes...

We read Animorphs Book 37: The Weakness. In this book, Jake's away so the gang commits crimes. We discuss fun cheetah facts, that one tragedy, and Rachel's turn as a sex criminal. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @Dogtimes on Bluesky, @JonathanEstis on...

We read Animorphs Book 37: The Weakness. In this book, Rachel discovers something that changes her life forever. We discuss how spooky ghost writers are, which Animorph we'd like a Hatchimal of, and seeing Phantom Menace in theaters in 1999. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gma...

We read Animorphs Book 36: The Mutation. In this book, the gang goes swimming someplace new. We discuss increasingly dark subject matter, the fish from Fantasia, and the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @Dogtimes on Bluesky, @Jonathan...

We read various Animorphs fanfics with dark and edgy subject matter. CONTENT WARNING: This episode includes lengthy discussions of abuse, self-harm, sexual assault, and other potentially upsetting issues, albeit through the lens of angst-ridden pre-teens who are sexually attracted to andalites. Links to the fics in the order we discuss them: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/68318/1/The-Real-Slim-Davie...

We go through the Anibase Q+A archives with K.A. Applegate from November 1998, December 1998, and January 1999. We get Young K.A. Applegate's thoughts on her outline process, the Taxxon Chronicles, Kevin Spacey, Mega Man 2, and SO much more! Check out the complete archive of Anibase Q+A: https://web.archive.org/web/20010619014319/http://www.scholastic.com/animorphs/karchive.htm Support our Pat...

It's time for us to look back at the third "season" of the Animorphs book series, comprised of Animorphs #23-35, Megamorphs #3, and Visser. We examine the state of the world at the dawn of the new millennium, argue over book rankings, and dive into listener feedback. Check out our Season 3 Tier List that we built together in this episode here: https://tiermaker.com/list/books/animorf...

We read from Chapter 18 through the end of Visser. In this part, a nice young man helps out his dear old mom. We discuss Visser Three's stupidity, Scientology, and the true meaning of love. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @Dogtimes on Bluesky, @JonathanEst...

We read from the prologue through Chapter 17 of Visser. In this part, Marco's mom goes out for sailing and never comes back. We discuss Operation Desert Storm, Desbadeen limners, and the Holocaust vs. molestation. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @Dogtimes...

We read Animorphs Book 35: The Proposal. In this book, Marco literally becomes the Joker... again. We discuss Columbine, Catcher in the Rye, and reaching our inevitable breaking points. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @Dogtimes on Bluesky, @JonathanEstis on Bl...

We read Animorphs Book 34: The Prophecy. In this book, a stranger requests to breed the Hork-Bajir. We discuss our first female listener, the true origin of Ixcila technology, and whether or not it sucks to live in the free Hork-Bajir valley. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail....

We read Animorphs Book 33: The Illusion. In this book, Tobias volunteers for an exciting opportunity. We discuss "the ultimate weapon", coccidiosis, and the long awaited debut of Taylor. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys Hork Bajir fanart: https://www.reddit.com/r/Animorphs/comments/moh6qx/amateur...

We read Animorphs Book 32: The Separation. In this book, Rachel learns to love herself. We discuss kissing cousins, magic vs. science, and the intelligence levels of valley girls. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @Dogtimes on Bluesky, @JonathanEstis on Bluesky,...