The Yeerky Boys: An Animorphs Podcast

We read chapters 1-19 of Megamorphs 2: In the Time of Dinosaurs. In this part, the gang hits the beach and discovers that life, ah.... finds a way. We discuss Jonathan's raspy voice, dinosaur inaccuracies, vore fetishes, and whether or not an Andalite could take on a T-Rex. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerky...

We read Animorphs Book 18: The Decision. In this book, Ax and the gang morph into mosquitos to help a CIA agent, and absolutely nothing else happens. We discuss the ever increasing allure of cinnamon buns, Andalite naming conventions, and our inevitable pivot into alt-right comedy. E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @TheYeerkyBoys on Twitter, @DogtimesMcGee on Twitter, @Quence on Twitte...

We read Animorphs Book 17: The Underground. In this book, a man attempts to commit suicide and everybody has a good laugh about it. We discuss who actually comes up with these titles, the nature of Planet Hollywood, maple and ginger instant oatmeal, and sensitive depictions of mental illness. E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @TheYeerkyBoys on Twitter, @DogtimesMcGee on Twitter, @Quenc...

We read Animorphs Book 16: The Warning. In this book, the gang discovers a cool new chat room and makes new friends online. We discuss Hogan's Heroes re-runs, the economics of Taco Bell, the horrors of war, the struggle of leadership, and graham crackers with peanut butter. E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @TheYeerkyBoys on Twitter, @DogtimesMcGee on Twitter, @Quence on Twitter, w...

We read Animorphs Book 15: The Escape. In this book, the gang visits an aquarium and Marco attends a family reunion. We discuss the logistics of operating a restaurant with live animal entertainment, Scott Adams' Dilbert, and add Drake and Woo to our roster of dynamic duos. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerky...

We read Animorphs Book 14: The Unknown. In this book, Cassie tries out a new sport, and the gang uncovers an advanced technological wonder. We discuss horse girls, the importance of matching socks, and whether or not cheese tastes yellow. E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @TheYeerkyBoys on Twitter, @DogtimesMcGee on Twitter, @Quence on Twitter, www. JonathanEstis.com

In this special retrospective episode, we recap the first "season" of the Animorphs book series, comprised of Animorphs #1-13, Megamorphs #1, and The Andalite Chronicles. We discuss our thoughts on the series so far, where we'd like to see it go next, and how we'd rank each book. We also read and respond to the comments and opinions of people on Reddit! Wow! Check out our Season...

We read The Andalite Chronicles Part 3: An Alien Dies. In this part, Elfangor and the gang build a world together. We discuss how exactly a Time Matrix works, how many Mortrons Visser Three owns, and the unfortunate combo of soda and cookies. E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @TheYeerkyBoys on Twitter, @DogtimesMcGee on Twitter, @Quence on Twitter, www. JonathanEstis.com

We read The Andalite Chronicles Part 2: Alloran's Choice. In this part, Arbron changes up his lifestyle and Elfangor goes for a joy ride. We discuss ourrrr love forrrr the Gedds, the nutritional value of Dr. Pepper, and whether or not we sympathize with the Taxxons. E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @TheYeerkyBoys on Twitter, @DogtimesMcGee on Twitter, @Quence on Twitter, www. Jona...

We read The Andalite Chronicles Part 1: Elfangor's Journey. In this part, Elfangor meets some new friends and takes a trip to an exotic location. We discuss the biology of the Skrit Na, the technology of the Time Matrix, and the ethics of Yeerk genocide. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerkyboys E-mail us: TheY...

We read Animorphs Book 13: The Change. In this book, Tobias encourages a married couple to reconcile with the help of an old friend. We discuss Tobias' dirty-blond hair, whether or not a yeerk could give its host a stroke, and an abundance of new Hork Bajir vocabulary. E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @TheYeerkyBoys on Twitter, @DogtimesMcGee on Twitter, @Quence on Twitter, www. J...

We read Animorphs Book 12: The Reaction. In this book, Rachel has an unfortunate "reaction" to a "crocodile" that gets her into "trouble". We discuss unprecedented levels of horniness, the infamous "Nice Is Neat", and popular 90s sitcoms Full House and Home Improvement. E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @TheYeerkyBoys on Twitter, @DogtimesMcGee o...

We read Animorphs Book 11: The Forgotten. In this book, the gang visits a supermarket, then decides to take an impromptu jungle vacation. We discuss whether or not this book is racist, the possible existence of "Driftball", and the sound of ants marching. E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @TheYeerkyBoys on Twitter, @DogtimesMcGee on Twitter, @Quence on Twitter, www. JonathanE...

We read Animorphs Book 10: The Android. In this book, Marco loses his hair, the gang meets a robot, and the true origin of dogs is revealed. We discuss pedipalps, the spelling of the name 'Erek', the ethics of introducing violence to a pacifist society, and what Alanis Morissette might say if she were a Controller. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekl...

We read Animorphs Book 9: The Secret. Cassie commits regicide, has an existential crisis, and becomes a mother. We discuss the science of morphing smells, the logistics of logging approvals, and whether or not these podcasts should be structured in strict chronological order. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://patreon.com/theyeerkybo...

We read Animorphs Book 8: The Alien. This is our very first Ax book, in which he eats brown globules, plays computer games, and makes long distance calls. We discuss the law of Seerow's Kindness, how deep of shorm we might be, and the toilet monster scene from Look Who's Talking. E-mail us: TheYeerkyBoys@gmail.com Follow us: @TheYeerkyBoys on Twitter, @DogtimesMcGee on Twitter, @Quence on...

We read Megamorphs Book 1: The Andalite's Gift. This is the very first Animorphs book that isn't part of the main series, in which the gang has their pool party ruined and Rachel forgets some things. We discuss Yeerk gene altering technology, what exactly "duckwalking" is, and why Controllers would actually improve the police force. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky...

We read Animorphs Book 7: The Stranger. Rachel has to decide whether or not to move in with her divorced dad, and also a seemingly omniscient being forces everyone to make a universe-altering choice. We discuss classic French literature, whether it's better to fight a bear or an elephant, and what a bear calls its mom and dad. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles&quo...

We read Animorphs Book 6: The Capture. Jake is back at the helm with a plan to infiltrate a Yeerk hospital, and then also there's an entirely separate plot in the second half of the book. We discuss the utility and horror of bug morphs, small town heroes Juan and Terry, and whether or not we should sympathize with Yeerks. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" we...

We read Animorphs Book 5: The Predator. This is our first Marco book, and it's a non-stop laugh riot complete with lobsters, ants, and even more ants! We discuss the strength of gorillas, DC vs Marvel comics, the intricacies of Z-space, and why you can't hug your children with nuclear arms. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys Chronicles" weekly bonus episodes: http://...

We read Animorphs Book 4: The Message. Cassie and Tobias are receiving mysterious visions in their dreams of someone trapped underwater, and the gang decides to investigate! Plus, we discuss parallels to James Cameron's Avatar: The Way of Water, which Friends character each Animorph would be, and the science and ethics of dolphin zoophilia. Support our Patreon to receive "The Yeerky Boys...

We read Animorphs Book 3: The Encounter. Tobias is trapped as a hawk, but that doesn't mean he can't still have a good time! Pal around with him as he ponders his existence, considers suicide, and devours tasty vermin. Meanwhile, we're wondering: Why would anyone film a live commercial? Do animals need to be alive to be acquired? Are any of these kids Jewish? Listen now for answers! Re...

Animorphs is in the zeitgeist! We've launched, Polygon is talking about Animorphs, and everything is coming up roses. In this episode, we explore Book 2: The Visitor. Rachel turns into a cat, and we have important things to talk about. What's the deal with Kandrona rays? Does Visser Three know about Hitler? Shouldn't there be a hyphen in Spider-Man? Listen now to find out! Support our...

We're kicking things off properly with our first full length discussion of an Animorphs book. This is an extra long episode that's jam packed with content because there is SO much to discuss about Book 1: The Invasion. We're talking origin stories, body horror, why you shouldn't trust cops, and which Animorph is most likely to be an incel. Remember, there's nothing like a good...

In the premiere episode of The Yeerky Boys, Will and Jonathan discuss their history with Animorphs. When did they first encounter the series? What has it meant to them personally? What do they expect to get out of this literary journey? Who are these people, and why should you listen to this? Listen now for all these answers and more! Or, just skip to the next episode when the actual book discussi...