The Wrong Opinion: Useless NBA Trivia & Garbage Rankings

No worries, Bulls fans. Stockton and Malone aren't #1. But how far do they fall?  PLUS: Dennis Rodman takes a drive-by

Let's be real, this all boils down to the final two: Bird & McHale or Magic & Kareem? 

Best NBA duos of the 1970s. A new rule to keep us from JUST listing Celtics. 

Best NBA duos of the 1960s. Wait... is this ALL just Bill Russell & co.? 

The BEST duos of the 1950s! Start of Season 3: Dynamic Duos by Decade.

Excuse to talk about Dwyane Wade? Excuse to talk about Dwyane Wade. 

Anthony Davis number one!? Does Kobe make the cut? Is Jake way into Joe Dumars? 

Jake ranks the players who improved the most throughout their careers, but never got the hardware to prove it. 

The best rookie seasons that never won Rookie of the Year. Can Chet make the list, or is that recency bias? Does Dwyane Wade make the list, or is that... Dwyane Wade bias? 

Jake ranks the GREATEST players who never won Finals MVP. Can Kyrie make the cut? Should Pau have won in 2010, or AD a decade later? 

Jake ranks the best players who never led the league in... anything! Is Dirk a better scorer is that Duncan is a rebounder? Can we fit Hondo on this list? Does the First Team center HAVE to be rebounding - or can we get funky and talk about assists? 

Jake ranks the best guys who never made an All-NBA team. Centers are LOADED - does Bill Laimbeer get left off? What do we do with Mark Aguirre? NATE THURMOND never made All-NBA? 

Jake ranks the best players who never made an All-Defensive team. Hey, people who say Ron Harper would lock up Steph Curry: You know he has ZERO All-Defensive teams? But neither does Shawn Marion, so... 

Jake ranks the best players who never made an All-Rookie team. We've got one undrafted guy and one NUMBER ONE overall pick. Can you guess who that is? 

Jake ranks the best players who never won the NBA Finals. We all know the usual suspects, but who ranks higher: Chuck or Malone? Is the number one spot THAT obvious? (Hint: Yes. It's super obvious.)

Jake ranks the best players who never made the Finals. Number one is obvious... right? How high do guys like Grant Hill and Derrick Rose make it? Are we gonna feel bad if Amare doesn't make the cut? Plus: One obvious mistake by yours truly. 

Jake ranks the best players who never made the Conference Finals. Will Joel Embiid ever be there? Is Gilbert Arenas worthy of this list, or just a stat-first flame-out? King or Skywalker?

Jake ranks the best players who never won a playoff series. How high does SGA's 2023 season take him? Does Brandon Roy HAVE to go top three, or was his career too short? 

Jake ranks the BEST players who never played a playoff game. Is this a good list to be on?

Jake ranks the Lakers, a team that missed single-digit playoffs until the 2010s. Four centers, three spots. Who's out? 

Jake ranks the Celtics, a team whose '60s dynasty won more titles than 27 team have Conference titles. Am I allowed to rank anyone without any titles? 

Jake ranks the Warriors - a team with a lot of bad, a little good, and a decade of dominance. Get ready: Four old-school players from the pre-Wilt days. 

Jake ranks the Spurs, a team that once went three decades and missed the playoffs ONCE. Will Jake go for the hat trick, talking smack about Dennis Rodman for the third time in four episodes? 

Jake ranks the Bulls, a team that features the GREATEST player of all time: Joakim Noah. How many players for those decent '70s teams make it? Does ANYONE get in from the early 2000s? 

Jake ranks the Sixers, a team with only three titles - but they are ICONIC. Can an underrated great sneak up on Chuck?