The Wreckfast club Podcast

So, technical issues destroyed our full length Octopussy episode but have no fear because to celebrate the release of No Time to Die, we've got a whole lot of Bond-nanza themed content coming your way. First off is a brand new Commission Impossible episode where Dave and Mossy take it in turns to pitch ad-libbed Bond gadgets to one another in the hopes of getting them commissioned. Will the commis...

Inspired by the Disney+ / Marvel What If's series, we decided to come up with our own drunken ideas for What If's in the Marvel Universe. Tune in to hear alternative universe stories such as, What if Aunt May was Spider-Man? (No super powers, just the outfit) and What If Captain America had been a policeman instead of a soldier? As well as many, many others. It's typical Wreckfast Club silliness t...

If you're a fan of the sweet contradictory nature of double negatives then you ain't gonna not be afraid of today's episode! Starring Bill Murray at his absolute Bill Murray-est, a Sigourney Weaver who stirred up new feelings for many a young person and the man who named himself after obscure, boring pop band 'dananananakroyd', Dan Akroyd! This ad-libbed, all-star, comedy spookfest is one of the m...

It's time to get footloose and fancy free to the movie that made Kevin Bacon a household name and started what seems like a lifelong career of hawking EE phone plans. In a world where dancing is outlawed, only outlaws have dance (or something like that). It's a film about sticking it to the man in the most wholesome way imaginable, because nothing says effective teenage rebellion like boogying to...

If someone mentions being the very best and your mind goes straight to Ryan Reynolds then you could be a casting director for today's film baby! In a world where Pokémon live in harmony with humans and battling and capturing are outlawed, one boy finds a sassy, talking pikachu and goes on a quest to uncover mystery, intrigue, corruption, Bill Nighy and performance enhancing poke-drugs. That's righ...

In today's saucy little bonus episode, the boys from the Wreckfast Club react to the Candyman trailer and the Spider-Man: No way home trailer. Next full episode is available Thursday!

Space. The final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Wreckfast Club. Our ongoing mission, to get pissed and chat shit about films, to seek out new Arnie movies, to boldly and aggressively demand that people prove us wrong. For any none-nerds wondering what on earth is going on, Dave has gone full sci-fi again this week. If your favourite Wreckfast Club episode is Dune, then you're going to love...

In today's rebranded bonus feature, 'Commission Impossible', the Wreckfast Club pitch their best ideas for sports movies in an attempt to get them commissioned. What will be successful and what won't? Listen to the bonus episode now to find out!

"There just can't be that many more Arnie films for them to do, surely?" - Well shut your goddamn lying mouths because we won't stop until every Arnie stone has been turned!! And today it's time for one of the most manly, action packed action movies of all time. There's muscles, there's gun fights, there's knife fights, Arnie picks up an entire phone box, Arnie throws someone off of a cliff, Arnie...

Hey there Wreckfasteers! Your favourite film loving drunks are back with a special episode! We've not done this since Tenet!!! So this week we took a little ol' trip to the cinema to watch 'The Suicide Squad'. In the first part of the review we do a completely spoiler free thoughts and feelings summary and then we flag spoilers before coming back to discuss our favourite and least favourite parts...

Two moustachioed plumbers wind up in Dinohattan where dinosaurs have evolved into mostly human dinosaurs. It's Mario by name but that's where the similarities stop! We say it far too often but this film is honestly mad. Yoshi is an actual dinosaur, the goombas wear suits and have tiny little dinosaur heads and Dennis Hopper with some horns is meant to be Bowser. It's like someone who had never pla...

Welcome to a world of espionage, betrayal, high tech gadgets and ultra-cool agents as we take our first step into the franchise that tried to make the 'Impossible Mission Force' sound cool. Wrong lyrics accused of trying to steal and sell a list of names of undercover spies, super top secret agent, Ethan Hunt, vows to clear his name by... stealing and selling the list of names of undercover spies....

In a world where literary heroes are real, someone decides to bring some of those greatest heroes together into a team in order to stop the phantom of the opera. Sean Connery, Tom Sawyer, Dorian Gray, Dr. Jekyll, Captain Nemo, "AN" Invisible man and a vampire work together to stop the evil phantom in a series of fight scenes, explosions and cool vehicles. It has all the hallmarks of a great film a...

A descent into madness where its never clear from one moment to the next who you can believe, who you can trust. Lies and falsehoods, misdirection and subterfuge are played out with a sick and twisted sense of humour. That's right listener, you're listening to the Wreckfast Club. Are our intrepid hosts part of the Game? Are they on the game? Have you just lost the game? Who knows! Certainly not ce...

In 2004 the director of the mummy unleashed an action packed homage to the golden age of horror, featuring Huge Jacked-man as a grizzled, monster hunting, fallen angel taking on Mr. Hyde, Frankensteins monster, Dracula and the Wolf-man. It's a veritable kitchen sink of a film that, on paper at least, sounds like it should be the greatest thing ever made. It also featured sultry vampire brides and...

Get ready for a tale of scary things such as werewolves, zombies and 80s era British porn theatres as we retell a cult classic in today's episode. Bitten on the moors by a rabid old Yorkshireman, our intrepid hero David begins to notice physical changes, mood swings and hair where there was no hair before. Luckily nurse Alex is on hand to guide him through this difficult stage of development, with...

Got kids that you hate and want to traumatise for life? Then have we got the film for you! Prepare for dead parents, cloud rhinos and a boy beaten so badly he forgets his own name in what is, ostensibly, a 'kids' film. A fantastical tale of giant peaches, claymation insects and meeting Pete Postlethwaite or, the coping mechanism of a traumatised child? You decide! Either way you're in for a lot of...

Assemble your crack squad and prepare to cross the wall into what, for legal reasons, we aren't calling Zombieland. It's the heist film that's really an action film, that's really a horror that's actually a zombie love story the whole way through. An '...of the Dead' film that's in no way associated with the '...of the Dead' franchise, so get that filthy thought out of your mind. And you might be...

Get ready for genre-defying, mythology-bending madness in this week's installment as we take a trip in a big old truck, down to China Town. Kurt Russell has got his action pants on, but even his well coiffed hair can't prepare him for the oddness that ensues. Soon he's embroiled with wizards and ninjas, ancient Chinese spirits and God's, a big floaty eye monster and Samantha from Sex and the City....

From a listener request, the Wreckfast Club discuss their Mount Rushmore of actors who employ an accent that is wildly different from their own. Do your favourite bad accents make the list? Let us know!

The Two rules of Rambo according to the Wreckfast Club; 1. Things escalate UNBELIEVABLY quickly and 2. 99% of the characters responses to an action are hugely disproportionate to the preceding action That's right, it's the tale of the original murder hobo - a man who is (somewhat) lawfully asked to move on but sees that as his opportunity to wage a one man war on small town policeman doing their j...

Continuing mummy season with the Mummy 2; The mummy returns! You aren't going to believe what happens in this film! Unless you've seen the first one, in which case, it's pretty much the exact same thing only now with an annoying little robot boy and some weirdly retconned bits and a bad PS1 graphics The Rock. People get snaked, there's pygmy warriors, there's a really, really long couple of train...

A 90s schlock horror classic that firmly cemented Brendan Frasers place forever in our hearts. All about a 'Giza' called Imhotep and how his love of touching painted ladies gets him in a 'pharoh'-mount of trouble. He 'sphinx' he's got away with it too but he's just in 'de-Nile'. No but on a serious note, he does get buried alive in a tomb full of flesh eating bugs. It's pretty bad... Then years la...

"Welcome to sky prison bitches!" That's the first line of actual dialogue from today's film and at no point does it become any less aggressive or full on. Charged with being too buff to function in normal society, Nic Cage is forced to grow his hair out in prison before being shoved on a plane with some of the worst, criminal scum imaginable - all of whom have delightfully misleading monikers. The...

This week our intrepid hosts drunkenly tell a rather unsettling story of dopplegangers, rabbits and rampant scissoring. It's a film that will leave you feeling creeped out but not fully understanding why and asking more questions than it answers; how do the tethered control people? Why do they call stabbing people to death with scissors 'untethering'? Is the evil plan they've been working on for y...