The Wreckfast club Podcast

It's one of the most divisive Bond films in the franchise but still features all the classic Bond tropes you could hope for. Blofield is back and he's now living in a ski-resort/wellness retreat where he exclusively hypnotises young, attractive women to carry out his bidding - so far, so problematic. Bond has to sleep his way through Blofield harem to get to the man himself but first he has to dis...

It's a few days after Christmas And on the bonus episode front This one's running late Because Dave's a lazy c**t But we've made our own Christmas films And we're sure you'll agree They're the best Christmas films You'll never get to see So come now dear listener Without further delay, Pop in your headphones And pretend we put this out on Christmas day

It's a film that Broderick described as his low point even though it came AFTER Inspector Gadget and that only has a score of 6% on Rotten Tomatoes, making it the third worst reviewed Christmas film. Based on the flimsy premise that a guy wants his house to be visible from space (something satellites could already do), what follows is a series of wildly escalating set pieces that have no consequen...

Get ready to meet the ghosts of a creepy, floating victorian girl, Robbie Coltrane and actual Death as they try to teach Michael Caine the error of his scrooge-like ways. We're about to learn the real meaning of Christmas from Charles Dickens himself, who looks exactly like Gonzo from the muppets. Play along with our pig or frog game, hear which part of this film made Mossy cry and sing along to a...

Mossy's entry for 80's songs

Dave's entry for 80s song

The Wreckfast Club attempt to write their own motivational, mid-film 80s song. The hero is at their lowest point, the odds seem stacked against them. They just need a rousing chorus to pick then up and put them back in the fight! But which song is better? 'Push it in, pull it out' or, 'Stretching our souls'. Full length episodes drop every Thursday!

The Wreckfast Club crew pitch their ideas for sweets and treats in the wizarding world of Harry Potter. Full length episodes drop every Thursday

Get ready to put on your tightest pair of elf leggings and eat candy covered spaghetti until you're sick as we drunkenly dive feet first into this Christmas comedy classic. From the man who plays Happy in Iron Man and the man who plays Will Ferrell in every Will Ferrell movie, comes a festive tale of Christmas spirit, discovering your place in the world, creeping on women in toilets and being inex...

We're back in the wonderful world of Harry Potter for the second part of our Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone episode! This episode has got Quidditch, Unicorn blood drinking, more lessons, and most excitingly of all, Chess! Woo, it's a none stop thrill ride of spells and robes and wands that you're not going to want to miss as this week, the Wreckfast Club presents: Harry Potter and the Ph...

Grab your wands, put on your dancing robes and prepare to run into train station walls as we take you on a drunken journey into the wonderful wizarding world of Harry Potter! It's the film that started it all, where we meet a baby faced Potter learning the wizarding ropes. He's bullied by his terrible relatives, besieged by a plague of owls, stolen by a giant man and forced into a forest so explic...

We're back with more drunken, hypothetical, Marvel what if's? Where we pitch; what if Hulk's shorts didn't stretch? What if Luke Cage was actually a sentient cage? And what if Abomination learned that's what people called him? Among many other high quality and certain to be picked up by Marvel/Disney ideas

Today we tell the story of a murderous, bowl haired assassin with a penchant for bolt gunning people, who makes his way across America, bolt gunning the locks off doors so that he can kill Thanos and Carnage whilst the whole time, K from Men In Black laments the fact he's gotten really old. In classic Coen brothers style, they get in late and get out early, leaving a lot of people feeling disappoi...

Hey there Wreckfast Club members! We're back with another Wreckfast Club reaction as we recently went to see the new Dune film. As always, the first half of our reaction is spoiler free and then we clearly indicate the spoiler section of the reaction for anyone who hasn't seen the film. Worth mentioning the spoiler section also contains one spoiler for No Time to Die as well as spoilers for Casabl...

If you've not seen this film before, you need to rectify that immediately. On the surface of it, it's a story about an assassin who returns to his home town to attend his high school reunion. But more than that, it's a darkly funny, seemingly improvised and star studded film that defies genre and makes sympathetic characters out of assholes. It also stars the always wonderful combination of John a...

We're journeying up to the Highlands today for an animated tale about scotch people and bears. A wayward young princess struggles to get on with her mum like a lot of teenage girls and their mums, and just like those teenage girls and their mums, they bond by one turning the other into a bear and then training them to live as a bear and then deciding they don't want a bear, they actually want a mu...

Shall we have another Halloween themed bonus episode? Sure, why not! In today's spooky Commission Impossible, your favourite hosts take it turns to improvise pitches for horror films, the names of which they came up with drunkenly, 5 minutes before recording. Will their ideas be any good? Who could possibly say?! 

It's been a long old time since we had a good villains quiz so to celebrate the end of Spooky Month, here's a new edition of everyone's favourite game. See if you can beat Dave in guessing the classic villains based on the categories in their Villains Wiki entry. Let us know how you get on!

Welcome to the jungle baby! You're gonna die! Only you're not a baby, you're a fully grown big, buff dude with military training and a shit load of weapons. The you're gonna die bit probably still stands though because something smarter, faster, invisibler and more kitted out than you is on the loose, picking off team-mates one-by-one and ripping out their spines for trophies like its some kind of...

Get ready for kooky, kitsch, shlock horror as we delve into the world of creepy crawlies. Starring Dumber from Dumb and Dumber and John Goodman from 'being the best damn human ever made' and the Flintstones, this 90s curiosity piece doesn't get the love it deserves! When aggressive, deadly spiders inadvertently make their way to small town America, it's up to the new doctor, an enthusiastic exterm...

Want a highly questionable coming of age drama disguised as a horror film about an immortal, inter-planar clown? Want all the hallmarks of a Stephen King novel, like horror in the mundane, external demons representing internal ones and an unhealthy obsession with genitalia? Or just want to spook yourself silly this Halloween? Whatever you're after, this film has got IT. Kids get eaten, witty dialo...

Welcome to 'Erf. Hope you're all set for a peak 90's, America loving, alien punching, cigar smoking, explosion-fest starring Will Smith at the height of his game and Jeff Goldblum at the height of his smoldering, slightly sweaty, sexiness. It's got fighter jets, it's got nukes, it's got spaceships, it's got a guy with a weirdly gravely voice, they explode the god-damn Whitehouse people! Is it the...

Yesterday, to mark the release of 'No Time To Die' and as part of our Bond-nanza, we released our own James Bond songs. Here's Daves, Duran Duran inspired, 'Problematic Super Spy'

Mossy's attempt at writing a James Bond song for your listening pleasure. If you'd like to listen to our thought process and reactions, listen to 'Bond Songs | Bonus Episode'

Carrying on the Bond-nanza feature content, the Wreckast Club thought to themselves, "What's the best part of any bond film?" Answer? The song, of course. And so in true, privileged, podcasts fashion we thought, we can do that and set to creating our own Bond songs. But which one is better? 'No, time to change' or 'Problematic super spy'. That's for you to decide!