The Wreckfast club Podcast

It's time for the finale of our festive bonanza, where we learn if any of our cast of characters will find love, actually. Are they deserving of love, actually? What is love, actually? Christmas isn't over until the last Wreckfast Club jingle month episode comes out, so what is it, actually? Well, it's the Wreckfast Club presents: Love Actually | Part Two Follow us: Instagram: https://www.instagra...

Nothing screams Christmas more than innapropriate power dynamics, cheating partners, intercontinetal sex pests and creepy declarations of love. That's right, with the ensemble cast of your dreams; Kiera Knightly, Hugh Jackman, Alan Rickman, Emma Thompson, Bill Nighy, Martine McCutcheon, Feather Boy and Nick from the BT adverts... it's time to put on some Wet Wet Wet and get in the Christmas spirit...

We're back to spread Christmas joy with part two of our first Jingle month film of the year. The stage has been set, the players have been introduced and now it's time to get into the utter carnage. Play along with 'what point would you give up?', learn what Dave has in common with a shark, and prepare for hi-jinks come attempted murder as we get all jingly jangly for the Wreckfast Club presents:...

Merry Christmas ya' filthy animals! We're firmly in the month of Jingle now and you, like us, were probably thinking, "there can't be that many Christmas films left for them to do now, surely?" Well you, like us, are wrong, because we've got a jingle month packed with big hitters, including this classic about child abuse, child endangerment, assault and the always Christmassy, blunt force trauma a...

It's that time of year when you fill the hole in your heart with stuff that companies can discount massively and still make a profit from! That's right, it's the most wonderful time of the year. And if any company knows what you like and how you like it, it's the one that monitors all your shopping habits, listens to you in your home and provides web services for most of the internet, so even if y...

We're back with part two of our mutant bonanza! There's mutant's who want nore rights for mutants, there's mutants who wish they weren't mutants, there's none mutants being turned into mutants. It's mutants as far as the eye can see! All your favourite mutants are here. No, not gambit. You'll have to wait 9 years to see him played by John Carter of Mars, but you will have to watch X-men origins: W...

It's the film that started it all. Huge Jacked Man, wibbly wobbly jelly Kelly's, biker gang chic and one of the most famously bad one-liners in cinema history. It spawned a slew of spin-offs that will result in Hugh Jackman's AI corpse being wheeled out for the rest of time, but for now enjoy his youthful litheness as we enter a phenomenal superhero franchise, with the Wreckfast Club presents: X-m...

Did someone wish for a part two of our Wishmaster Halloween special? Well, you're in luck. Get ready for some more tenuous wishes, overzealous killings and 'djinncidents'. Just what are the Djinn's powers? Why does be live in a mad red bedsheets world? Why is his idea of a party so weird? We certainly ask all of those questions as the Wreckfast Club presents: Wishmaster | Part Two Follow us: Insta...

Get ready to make your wish as we dip our toe into yet another insane horror franchise. What constitutes a wish? How liberal can you be in the wording of a wish and still claim you've granted what a person wished for? How important is the rule that a Djinn only has power when granting wishes? Certainly questions you'll ask as the Wreckfast Club presents: Wishmaster | Part One Follow us: Instagram:...

Part two of our first spooky month episode will have you howling with laughter. Things go from bad to worse for our dog tired and dogged soldiers. In fact, you might say, they're feeling a bit 'ruff'. We discuss bouncing bungee boys, barn burning bonanza's and a lycanthrope fuelled boss battle. It's all here as the Wreckfast Club presents: Dog Soldiers - Part Two Follow us: Instagram: https://www....

Lost in the Scottish Highlands, a group of soldiers are forced to beat off special forces members, AND werewolves! That's right, it's the start of spooky month here at the Wreckfast Club! In today's episode we discuss important things such as, 'what is a shoe?", "has there ever been a convincing werewolf in media?" and does foreplay require buttons and zips? It's all here, as the Wreckfast Ckub pr...

We're back for part two, serving up a delectable taster menu of intrigue, double-crossings, theatrics and murder! We see a man get cooked and hung, we play an intense game of cat and mouse, and of course, we discuss the food in great detail. It's all here as the Wreckfast Club presents: The Menu; Part Two!   Follow us: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wreckfast_club/ Tik-tok: https://www.tikto...

Get ready for food so good... it's to die for! Today we're sitting at the chefs table, being served wine from the sommellie, the sommellier and the sommelliest as we discuss a chilling tale of rich people enjoying a lovely meal. It's tense, creepy and menacing. There's someone called Margot and it's not Margot Robbie! Sharpen your knives and say, "Yes, Chef!" As this week, the Wreckfast Club prese...

It's time for part two of our foray into the world of Star Wars! Get ready for overly long chase sequences in space, a jedi rock lifting training sequence, and a sad Darth Vader who puts a lot of effort into a dinner that nobody eats! It's all here, as the Wreckfast Club presents: Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back - Part TwoFollow us: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wreckfast_club/ Tik-tok:...

We're back in the Star Wars universe and we're back with a bang! Today's episode has got cold planets called Hoth, yeti's, space camels - not to mention some of the worst designed armoured vehicles in all of military history. We talk Han's famous lines, the possible range of Vader's force choke (and alternative uses) and wether or not this much loved installment still stands up. It's all here, as...

We left you on real tenterhooks last week with a deliberately manufactured, artificial ending that leaves questions unanswered. Will Stallone defeat gravity? Can we get another hour out of this film about mountain climbing? Had John Lithgoe heard a British Person speak before? All these answers and more, in this week's episode, as the Wreckfast Club presents, Cliffhanger! Part Two Follow us: Insta...

Get ready to watch Sly take on his greatest enemy as he furiously attempts to punch gravity. He's a muscly mountain man, forced out of retirement to put a stop to terrorists and rogue treasury agents. Get ready to hear about harrowing falls, our real thoughts on the hobby of climbing and the most convoluted evil robbery scheme you've ever heard of. It's all here, as the Wreckfast Club presents:  F...

We're back in the race for keys and sticky, gooey love eggs. Whip on your goon suit and get ready to see lots of things you remember from childhood. We talk evil corporations, fake gamers and that famous dancing zombies scene from the Shining, plus there's the battle scene that J.J. Abrams must have been losing his mind over. It's all here as The Wreckfast Club presents: Ready Player One: Part Two...

Welcome to the metave... Oasis! Today we're talking about a film Hollywood made to demonstrate how bad it can be when monstrous corporations take and ruin your favourite thing. How could they know what thats like? There's lots of things you know, there's haptic touch suits and there's the best of dad rock, as the Wreckfast Club presents: Ready Player One - Part One!  Follow us: Instagram: https://...

Join us in the final part of our epic quest of sword, sorcery, adventure and buff, topless dudes. Will there be fighting? Will there be magic? Will everyone wear lady wigs? Chances are high, as Arnie flexes his way through the thrilling conclusion of Conan the Barbarian! Part Two Follow us: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wreckfast_club/ Tik-tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thewreckfastclubpodcas...

We're telling an ancient tale of sword and sorcery today on the Wreckfast Club. A time when men were buff, swords were sharp and snake cults were ten-a-penny. A time when Darth Vader had lovely, long, lady hair and you had to watch out for flying fire witches. When punching camels was just par for the course, and shaming promiscuity was A-okay. A simpler time. A bet... It's the Wreckfast Club pres...

Love rabbits but think they need a lot more Tolkein-esque lore around their religious belief system? Love old, grandpa Tolkein, but just wish his work had more rabbits? Then boy have we got a treat for you. Celebrate Easter in style with a children's film full of all your favourite Easter things - snare traps, rabbit-on-rabbit violence, dismemberment by dogs, and of course, the rabbit angel of dea...

Get ready to point at some more breaks, as this week we reach the totally radical climax of our deep dive into Point Break. Will Johnny Utah have a high speed chase sequence on a surf board? Will he angrily shoot Poseidon? Why are there now two sky diving scenes? Get ready for your fix, you horrible little adrenalin junkies, and let the Wreckfast Club tell you the story of Point Break... Follow us...

Get ready for the most totally radical and tubular film about surfing you've ever seen. No, it's not the animated Surf's Up, it's the other one. Starring Keanu Reeves, Gary Busey and Patrick Swayze, this film manages to feel like two completely separate films were made and stitched together at the end. A bromantic surf movie and Speed minus the bus and Sandra Bullock. There's surfing, skydiving, s...

"A miser lives in fear and fret, A fool in clay his feet doth set, But a man will make his heaven on earth, In a pot of ale, and a roaring mirth" "Ale" - G.K. Chesterton   "I'll try and write some more poms before we record today." Alex Moss - Poet (?)