The Wreckfast club Podcast

The sexiest man in cinema has 24 hours to rescue the president from the gang-run and deprived streets of Manhattan. Can they make it back to the glider in time to escape? Can Kurt Russell beat a man senseless with a baseball bat and bin lid? Why does the Duke make the president wear a ladies wig? What was the backup plan for the guy with the crossbow who pretended to be a car engine? How do you st...

Welcome user! Prepare to be sucked off onto the grid, a dangerous computer world where people in glowing lycra throw frisbees at one another and try to run you down in cool as fuck light-cycles. Can you avoid being derezzed long enough to overthrow the evil Master Control Program? Join Jeff Bridges as he tries to do exactly that in this pure 80's nerd-bait that put Disney off doing live action for...

Hello there weary traveller. Rest your head in our laps and allow us to amaze you with fantastical stories. Stories of incredible tournaments and curious potions. In one tale, we witness the ancient rite of regionäls as a crowd is whipped up into a frenzy of cheer and fuck up potions. In our second tale, a king attempts to assert his manliness but a magical mishap means it doesn't go the way he ex...

We're back in Panem for the exciting conclusion of out Hunger Games episode. In part two we actually enter the arena, kids get straight up put down and things turn a little bit Romeo and Juliette as Catnips learns she has to play the game if she wants to survive. We also discuss Peetars disguise plan which, as far as we can tell, was to die in the arena as a rock so his body could never be found.....

In a dystopian society, cruel and perverted leaders horde wealth in the capital, whilst their subjects live in abject poverty and have to choose between eating or their children (as in saving their children, not eating them, though that would solve half their problems!) As this week, the Wreckfast Club presents: The United Kingd... oh wait, no, sorry. This is fantasy. There's no way this could eve...

A modern take on the classic spaghetti Western, as a lone gun rides into town, desperate for vengeance, only to be entered into a quick draw tournament with only one winner. As Dave says, the duel is the best part of a western, and this film is none-stop duels! It also stars Sharon Stone, Russel Crowe, Leonardo DiCaprio and Gene Hackman in an incredible star studded cast. It's criminal how underra...

Welcome, weary traveller. Take a seat by our fire, help yourself to some of our ale and allow us to regale you with fantastical tales from magical worlds. Worlds where mythical swords curse the owner with the power to perform penectomies to some sweet Van Halen tunes, or where young ladies are inadvertently forced into money laundering for demonic cults. Our two story tellers have only one goal; t...

In a not too distant future, PTSD ridden former soldiers are resurrected and turned into zombie cyborgs to carry out missions no ordinary soldier could do, like... killing one journalist. What could possibly go wrong? Get ready to hear about mad Dolph's ear necklace, where Dave would inject his serum into JCVD and a whole lot of naked buff dudes. How many Jean Claude Van Dam puns can we fit in one...

In today's episode, a man spends three years on the moon harvesting helium and doesn't do a funny little, high-pitched balloon voice even once in the whole film! After a crash leaves him stranded, things take a turn for the weird. Get ready for space odyssey aesthetics, claustrophobic settings, seemingly bad robots who turn out to be good robots voiced by a bad person and Daves wild claims about S...

A slight twist on our new, Two Lies format today as Mossy reads Dave three plots from a film that all start the same way. Two of them are made up, one of them is real. Can you spot the fakes before Dave does? Do you know what the postman delivers? Find out in our Two Lies episode

Get ready to join the boost boys club as today, we aren't stealing cars. We're boosting them. It's a Nic Cage, Fast and Furious heist film starring a whole array of your favourite characters; the Sphinx, Sleuce, Otto the German, Pizza boy, Muscle boy and of course, Big Rick the big rig driver. There's sex in cars, there's sex on cars, there's sex with cars. There's so many goddamn cars! As today,...

In today's new bonus feature, Mossy is presented with the synopsis of three films. Two of them are real films that actually exist, one of them is a film that Dave made up. So it's actually one lie, but the true lies pun wouldn't have worked. Can you guess the fake film? As today the Wreckfast Club presents: Two Lies! Follow us: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wreckfast_club/ Tik-tok: https://...

Spooky tales abound in today's episode! An American remake of a beautiful and creepy little Austrian film that features twins (already super creepy!) who are reunited with their mother who has had cosmetic surgery on her face, resulting in her face being covered with bandages. The boys begin to suspect that this woman may not be all she seems and begin to plot to find their real mother... Will Mos...

It's time for a film in which Arnold Schwarzenegger plays a spy. Yep, you heard right, the biggest, most instantly recognisable man and accent in the world, plays a secret, under-cover agent. And it's as amazing as you'd expect. Learn that we don't know what a wet-suit is, learn that Arnie doesn't know what a plan B is, and hear all about the rigorous testing process to determine if you're a spy o...

AI is going to take over the world! That's the premise of today's episode. Well here at the Wreckfast Club we're starting the fight back! We made AI our bitch - generate our episode artwork! Write our episode description! It's like having a much better, much faster, much more competent intern. Plus, the episode description has left Mark Etting quaking in his boots! Here it is: "Welcome to the Wrec...

Join us on a magical adventure, starring the little girl from every 90s film. You need a little girl in your film? She's the one. In today's film, she plays a precocious little scamp who is less than nurtured by her terrible parents (despite one of the parents being Danny DeVito, who, as we know, is a god damn treasure). When she convinces them to allow her to go to school, she ultimately learns t...

This week, Mossy is pitching some high-end Christmas cracker poems to Dave. Are they any good? Are they even poems? Who knows! Join us as the Wreckfast Club presents: Poetry Corner at Christmas! Follow us: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wreckfast_club/ Tik-tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thewreckfastclubpodcast Youtube: https://youtube.com/channel/UCNUN86QPeTvmS9vqV81fx0w Facebook: https://face...

It's the concluding part of our magical, mystical story about the most wizarding orphan who ever lived. Get ready for time travelling confusion, Werewolf rampages and some serious daddy issues, as this week, the Wreckfast Club presents: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - Part Two   Follow us: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wreckfast_club/ Tik-tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thewreckfast...

We're back in the wonderful wizarding world for the darkest tale so far. A tale of soul sucking off prison guards, werewolves, fantastic beasts and how to behead them and Gary Oldman. Is this a Christmas film? Sure. Get ready for Mossy to get quite irate as he discusses the increasingly stupid decisions made by almost all characters in this film at all times, as this week the Wreckfast Club presen...

It's the Christmas film that dared to ask, what if we crossed the story of Father Christmas with the rules of highlander? And thus, a holly, jolly, jingle flick was born with a story about a man actively murdering Santa and then everyone that knew Santa, both professionally and personally, not batting a fucking eye lid when this imposter starts wearing his clothes. Bad CGI, child sectioning and mo...

Allow Disney to gently tease the tip of your Dickens in this all singing, all dancing, cat and dog based, animated bonanza, based (precariously loosely) on the story of Oliver Twist. A young, down on his luck kitten falls in with a bad crowd, pulling off adorable pet based heists until they cross the path of an actual psychopath who actively tries to kill them all. In a kids film. Starring all kid...

We're back in the seedy underbelly of old New York for the concluding part of our Gangs of New York two parter. Journey with us to a melting pot of gangs, violence, dog v rat fights and general miscreants and we tell the tale of young Leonardo DiCaprios quest for an Oscar and young Cameron Diaz's attempts to scupper him. Betrayal, underground boxing, knife throwing, this episodes got it all and mo...

'The biggest hat emboldens the smallest man' - Abraham Lincoln. Come on a journey with us to New York when it was called Old York, a tumultuous time in American history where the country is gripped by Civil War. On this background plays out a story of Revenge, Violence, Big Hats, Mixed-ability Irish accents and funny little moustaches. We introduce you to all the colorful characters and gangs that...

Get your dancing shoes on and prepare to sing your hearts out to everyone's favourite holographic Swedes as we tell the tale of a young lady, dreaming of being walked down the aisle by her father, and a mum who has no idea who that father is. Obviously this leads to a situation where all the men in contention are invited to the wedding, where ABBA songs are shoe-horned in to some semblance of plot...

A classic tale of a teen led astray by desire and then forced to eat maggots by a group of new romantic vampires. After their mum moves them to the murder capital of the world, two boys quickly realise there are even greater dangers in this world than parental neglect. Soon they face peer pressure, purchase leather jackets and get into fights with dogs. Hear our best 80s synth impressions, ponder...