The Wreckfast club Podcast

In true Wreckfast Club fashion, we're skipping the fluff and cutting straight to the action with the sequel to one of the most star-studded, action fests ever made! We discuss our choice of final meal, play a rousing game of guess the name of the vilain, Mossy teaches Dave some hip new street slang, and we cast our modern day remake of the Expendables with super modern actors like Tom Cruise. It's...

Today on the Wreckfast Club, we're looking at a film that many of our hosts refer to as, 'The Lost Boys with girls.' Which clearly later influenced Chronicle, which is basically 'The Craft with boys'. Things are about to get witchy as we discuss snake-men, experimental surgeries and the underwhelming power of magic, as this week, the Wreckfast Club pulls the old bitch and swait, and presents: The...

We knew we had to come back off of our hiatus with something big and beloved by all! So get ready for the story of dirty grandpa poots, talented ball hunters, people turning into giant apes, and one of the most misguided setups for a sequel we've ever seen. We talk live action animes, solar eclipses and the dangers of being human in fighting franchises. Get ready to get kamehamehammered, as the Wr...

Multipass! We talk the confusion of sci-fi films when they're part set in space and part set on earth, we talk mistaken identities, useless future inventions and Jean Paul Gautier's career. There's horrible, gold, fat, elephant monster aliens, there's dog-bollock head aliens, there's Gary Oldman and Ruby Rhod. It's all here in this insane (and insanely good!) film, as this week, the Wreckfast Club...

We're back with a bumper second installment of our retelling of a story about a young wizarding boy who is just trying to do his best in this crazy, crazy world. We talk weird spells that people have in their locker, you'll hear the word 'bow' more than you ever thought possible, we discuss Voldemort making young boys suck his toes, we demand justice for Ludo Bagman and we finally get to see what...

Hey there Potterheads and casual Gillyweed enthusiasts! Did you miss us? Well we're back baby! Christmas break is over and we're starting the new year with another delve into the wonderful wizarding world. This film is filmed like everyone involved wanted to get it over and done with as quickly as possible. It's a breakneck tour through quidditch cups, tournament challenges, school dances. There's...

You may have gorged yourself to bursting, like disgusting little piggies, but there's still one more festive treat to squeeze into your little piggy snout this festive season, and it's part two of our episode on Hook! Pan learns to fly, a child is stabbed and people are remarkably cool about it, one other kid rolls into a big, fat ball, which is how I've been getting around over Christmas. It's al...

Can you believe our last villains quiz was back in May last year? Well, we thought, what's more Christmassy than a Villains Quiz? So gather your family round and play along at home! Hook part 2 will be out next Thursday   Follow us: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wreckfast_club/ Tik-tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thewreckfastclubpodcast Youtube: https://youtube.com/channel/UCNUN86QPeTvmS9vqV81...

Welcome to jingle month everybody!! When the evil Captain Hook travels to our world and steals his children, an old Peter Pan must travel to Neverland and remember who he was in order to get them back. Is this a Christmas film? It's got snow in it. We talk old, fat, Pan, we talk Never-boys, we chat sexy mermaid kisses, and the age old question everyone has been asking about plane windows. It's all...

The sexiest man of all time, starring alongside iceman from Top Gun, in a Western? Oh, you best believe this is peak Wreckfast Club fodder. Get ready for the invention of crotchless chaps, why you shouldn't wear any form of red around Kurt Russell, a re-enactment of the famous 'NO' scene, and general nonsense about horsies, as this week, the Wreckfast Club presents: Tombstone! Follow us: Instagram...

Dave once had an extensive dvd collection consisting of every Arnie film ever made, plus an odd little film called Music and Lyrics, that he doesn't remember buying or having bought for him. It stars a 47 year old Hugh Grant, getting off with a 31 year old Drew Barrymore. They both sing songs in it. It also 'stars' Everybody Loves Raymond's brother and Sally from Third Rock From The Sun. Nobody re...

Today we are thoroughly exploring the John Carpenter Bell Curve as we ask, why did he make films designed to drive dave off the deep-end? We discuss big, burly, hairy men who aren't Kurt Russell, alien invasion plots, defenestrations and dry will defacing. We also enjoy a rendition of the 'interesting' soundtrack and drunkenly retelling the longest fight scene in cinematic history. Obey. Consume....

"Hey!" We hear you shout, "It's nearly the end of spooky month and we've not had a single horror film from the Wreckfast Club, what gives?" To which we reply, we gives, and we also takeths away, for we are your gods. But, we are benevolent, so here is what you've been asking for, a notorious 80s schlock, exploitation, slasher. The acting is some of the worst you'll see, the deaths are laughably ov...

The heist is on which means everything is planned. Even the things that seem unplanned. Or even when the plan seems to go wrong. Or even when there's no possible, logical way the events that happen could ever be part of a plan. Get ready for smug, slick vault robbing, a rag-tag collection of very specifically skilled people, the worst accent you've ever heard and a lot of twists and turns (but no...

Get ready to have nightmares about freakishly flappy turtle mouths as we look back on an obnoxious, cash-in, nostalgia inducing, wonder of a film, that launched the career of a young Sam Rockwell. The dialogue is overwhelmingly 90s, the soundtrack is weirdly 80s, the fight scenes are surprisingly good but all-in-all, it's a film where none of the main characters ever need to interact with one-anot...

In a world of precognition and preventing crimes before they happen, today's film forces us to ask ourselves the difficult questions like, is it okay to shave people and make them float in suspiciously seminal looking water? Would you rip your own eyes out to get away with murder? If everyone drives cool future cars on rails, why would anyone still drive a none rail car? All this and more as today...

Rest your bones by our fire young adventurer and listen to our tales, two. Let us regale you with the story of the metal dragon, whose tasty licks have blown many a mind across Spearsrealm. Marvel at the found footage tale of the misguided expedition to find Ossivir the Dreadbone Wyrm. Enjoy guessing which of our two story tellers will make a Dragon deez nuts joke. There's something for all tastes...

The year is 2016. Britain has voted to leave the EU. Game of Thrones and Fleabag are on the tele. The two hottest, Hollywood stars in the world right now are Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence. Fresh off his stand-out performance in Guardians of The Galaxy, studio execs decide it would be cheaper to also film Pratt's next film in space, rather than pay to come back to Earth. That's how this film ca...

If you're a fan of the Street Fighter game franchise and it's colorful cast of instantly recognisable characters, then we suggest you look away now! This film is Street Fighter in name, sure, but I'd you're expecting streets, fighting, signature moves and game-accurate, sexy, costumes - then you're shit out of luck my friend! Play along with our drinking game to see how many things Dave gets right...

In a war torn, alternative future, giant mechs called jaegers are humanities last defence against enormous monsters coming out of a breach in the Pacific ocean. The jaeger pilots are rock stars and humanity is doing pretty well for itself (those smug bastards). It all goes Pete Tong when the government decides to scrap this vital, publicly funded health service, in favour of wasting billions on gr...

A landmark episode of the Wreckfast Club for number 150 as we finally do a Tarantino film. But not a film he directed. Get ready to hear if Dave thinks he could give himself a dirty Tarantino, why it's weird that Tarantino wrote his own character and the migratory habits of ducks. There might even be a little bit of talk about the film, who knows? As this week, the Wreckfast Club presents: From Du...

Step on those Nos pedals, crank those camshafts and prepare to put your wheels to the max! Cars! Family! Cars! It's the film that has, so far, sparked off 22 years of sequels, spin-offs and memes about family. There's sweaty oily men, there's sweaty oily women, there's sweaty oily Cars. Everyone's having sex with everyone and everyone's car, but some of those cars are family! Or some of the people...

"We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us." - Charles Bukowski "If it doesn't rhyme, it ain't poetry." - Alex Moss Writing is a fickle mistress and the muse rarely strikes when we want to her. Thankfully though, after multiple , luxury writers retreats, Mossy is back with his third and most ac...

Welcome to all you wacky web heads and wall crawlers. Today, we're cashing in on that 'Across the Spider-Verse' hype by drunkenly retelling the tale that started it all. Get ready to hear Miles Morales's origin story as you've never heard it before as we drunkenly (and delicately) discuss puberty allegories, Miles' uncle being a prowler and Aunt May's enormous, secret, glory-hole. All that and mor...

We're heading 🎵back in ti-ee-imme🎵 in today's episode. We're also heading forward in time. That's right, we're actually going to the future in Back to the Future! A future of telescopic baseball bats, portable knock out lasers and 80s nostalgia restaurant's where your Pepsi is served by Michael Jackson. Get ready to hear how Marty and Doc mess up the timeline so bad that Marty's mum ends up with...