The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim, a famous porn enthusiast has seen his porn consumption take a tremendous dip since watching porn for a living, and frankly it is sad. This time the fellaz are getting down and dirty with a Twilight parody (with a lil True Blood thrown in) featuring two hot, brotherly vampires who are so sexy you just can't help but have sex with them. Emmanuelle Through Time: Emmanuelle and The Sexy Bite has...

Tim and Guy discuss their fashion choices during lockdown and an exciting new podcast project for 2022: Doxxing Snowflakes. In this 'zone - a comparison of the boiz' journey watching Emmanuelle with the seminal masterpiece Stand By Me, a deep dive into the politics and religious leanings of our lord and saviour Kevin James and a listener forensically highlights why exactly Guy might have such a ha...

The boys accidentally watch the seventh and final installment in Emmanuelle Through Time out of order and it does not go well. Tim's hospital bags packed and he's ready to be a dad. Guy is disappointed that this season has made him more grotesque and less sexual - notably the opposite of the films' intent. This particular outing features a lot of ideas and zero production value. Timbly's furi...

The Frosty Fellaz are back in the game because Emmanuelle has now decided to go Through Time for the franchise finale mini-series: Emmanuelle Through Time: Rod Steele 0014 & Naked Agent 0069. We're on a ROMP through time and space in a sex-powered, double ballooned blimp of all star soft core pornography. This exciting entry into the franchise sees a mash up of the world famous(?) Rod Steele f...

Tim and Guy are still locked down but that won't stop them talking and reading your beautiful mail. A family of Virginia raccoons are named after one of the fellaz, the pair reminisce on Dragon Ball Z and discuss bananas (again). Lots of banana chat actually - A listener even calls for a firing based on Guy's previous banana related behaviour from season one. Enjoy! This episode is available as a...

This was a tough lockdown watch of Emanuelle: Private Collection - Jesse's Secret Desires but all Timbo and Guyguy want to chat about is 1997 hit film Boogie Nights. This softcorn porno is had ambitions of deep storytelling and plot but ended up coming across as a tonally confused Dick Wolf fever dream featuring too many characters trying to solve crimes and a distinct lack of Emanuelle. Though, c...

The boiz are locked down in Aotearoa New Zealand and that means Guy's reading books and Tim's streaming live (at HappeningShow.com ). We've got fantastic mail about critical theories on Steve Buscemi's Magical Mystery Tour from season one, shared birthdays and stand up comedy (including some from Guy   and Tim ). JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: ( facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime ) VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE...

Once again - this was recorded before NZ's lockdown (which we're currently in at the time of release). The boiz are enjoying themselves in the company of this amazingly straight forward movie; Emmanuelle and the Art of Ecstasy. It doesn't matter that they used re-appropriated footage from previous movie to get itself over the line - this is one of the top tier Emmanuelles. A new genre of porn musi...

NZ is currently in lockdown but this was recorded before that even happened so enjoy the boiz' blissful ignorance! Tim had a baby shower and Guy is getting ready to go on tour (lawl), and the connective tissue between Dublin and Wichita is being joined thanks to Cowboy musician Glenn Campbell. We hear from Alex who got a personal shout out three years ago and Tim and Guy are told precisely how lon...

An awful watch of the next Emmanuelle (Sex Goddess) for the Frosty Fellaz has the boiz listless and lashing out at each other. The Boner Inspector darkens our door but not for long, Guy's sending emails and Tim is losing his sh!t. The film is basically the lead trying to track down a person/concept/Goddess(?) named Abigail. George Lazenby makes possibly his all time greatest appearance on the show...

Tim and Guy catch up after a weekend spent apart but unified by Magic Mushrooms. Tim spent his Friday night, home alone and flying high, using popular website YouTube.com to watch old Dave Chappelle interviews and social media platform Twitter to conduct an AMA. Guy went to the All Blacks with Tom Furniss and got told off by the man sitting in the row in front of them for talking too much.&nb...

It's funky, it's kinky, it's another Emmanuelle (specifically 2004's Sexual Spells). We've got a writer, an escort and wealthy man with a great accent and facial hair to match. We've also got NZ comedian/known pervert Ben MacGougan to join the boiz for an Emmanuelle that is explicit in a brand new way (featuring an incredible sexual act taking place in a car with a sunroof). WATCH BEN: ( Ben MacGo...

Comedian Liv McKenzie joins Guy. Tim, George and Mr Boner Inspector for some Transylvanian Ghost Sex discussion. Emmanuelle: The Sex Life of Ghosts has a fantastic premise (according to Tim) but is ultimately undone by the script, acting and vitally, the sound mix. There's heated debate about Pokémon Yellow and very spicy takes on American kitchens, not to mention the Sheryl Crowe. FOLLOW LIV: liv...

Tim has shown Guy a wonderful time, a cup of coffee, a positive attitude, the boys are in the saddle and they are ready to take a steaming dump into the mailbag. Also, Tim is gonna be a dad. Guy is performing on college campuses in Hamilton and Isn't everyone just living their best life? The pair play some songs they just can't get enough of and return to the idea of having a full blown radio show...

Emmanuelle's back on the menu and today the Frosty Fellas watched Emmanuelle: The Sex Talk featuring the very same beautiful and terrible Dutch actor from Emmanuelle vs Dracula. Sadly, this is not a movie about parents talking to their teenage children about adolescence and safe sex, it is about a woman named Dr Brittany who hosts a wildly popular syndicated sex and relationship talk back radio sh...

Guy is feeling anxious, and he says so to make the feeling go away. Tim decides to host both this Friendzone and Guy himself. This magnanimous offer lasts for about ten minutes before he becomes annoyed with and hostile towards Guy. A listener regales us with their giant hamster wheel art project while listening to the podcast, a critical gender theory book recommendation leads the boys to discuss...

Controversial trees are hosting Guy and Tim's final adventure of Podcast In A Tree. Tim is consternated and potentially constipated due his tech equipment hanging from a tree and falls ill mid-episode as a result of Drugs in A Tree. Nevermind that because our friend, the great and powerful Alice Snedden joins us. She’s got the highest threshold for pain in her entire friend group and has been expe...

Welcome back to the podcast mini-series recorded in a tree. Today, Tim and Guy are getting high in a tree and high on life. They ascend nature inside of an Auckland park that Monty is deeply familiar with and are joined by comedy musical superstars Laura Daniel and Joseph Moore aka Two Hearts. Please enjoy the discussion around teenage public pashing (French Kissing, if you're American). TWO HEART...

This Friendzone comes to you from a park and was partially intended to plug Tim's upcoming comedy shows in the South Island of New Zealand, which you can buy tickets for at timbatt.co.nz/shows BUT THEN Guy spotted a contestant on the current season of The Apprentice Aotearoa and so instead, we chat to Stephen ( @TheBuzzyKiwi ) for a while. Also huge shout out to Strahan for solving a musical myste...

Tim's got a flight to catch and Guy brought some cannabis into the tree today. Sandwich In A Tree is back and so too is our Guest On The Ground. This time, it's comedian Rhys Mathewson who has packed a darling wee picnic and is attempting to bring the boiz down from the tree to join him. Follow Rhys on Twitter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy talk about the language of love (which is French) and how to spell things in English. Is it i before e except after c if the word is receive? Yes! A video essay (by Maggie Mae Fish which you can see here ) comparing Rob Schneider to his contemporary Tim Heidecker is brought to the boys’ attention and Spencer talks about accidentally emulating the podcast formula by repeatedly watching...

The fellaz are in a tree but Guy, once again, doesn't know what kind. Or even what the word to use for tree classification IS. Nevermind. Special guest on the ground David Correos is here to discuss testicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your friends are back together for the first time since the Greatest Host of All Time event (which your boi Montgomery won, by the way). Tim is on the ground like the loser he is, fresh from the unique Auckland experience of drinking coffee with a pal (it was Guy). Today we hear from a Worst Idea listener who has done several laps of the show, a parent of Worst Idea babies and a very good Worst Id...

Guy and Tim are in a tree and joined by Pax Assadi on the ground. This episode is brought to you by the letters L, S and D. The trio enjoy some eatable treats, Pax shares his new-found beliefs now that he owns a home and Christchurch gets a good amount of ribbing after Pax shares a story about a dickhead at a cupcake shop. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are in a tree, on a beach and they're joined by Angella Dravid ( Angella on Twitter ). Featuring magic mushrooms and ginger slice. The video element of this episode is available to all $5+ supporters at patreon.com/TWIOAT Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.