The Worst Idea Of All Time

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Woops, forgot to upload this Friendzone so it's a little late AND a little out of order, ah well! Let's go back in time to when Tim and Guy were in the nervous nineties of Auckland's lockdown. While the malaise has set in, Guy is treating this as an opportunity to reach for the stars and hopes that the city can spend 100 days in their houses to bring up a new high score (spoiler: They did). Tim re...

Originally released in the middle of 2020 exclusively for Patreon.com/TWIOAT supporters - please enjoy the first ten episodes of KILLIONAIRE After jogging slightly more than 1,000km, Guy is at Nursultan Nazarbayev International Airport under the watchful eye of a travel agent. He has four days until his flight so might go and visit the sights and sounds of the Kazakh capital. Meanwhile in NZ, Tim...

Originally released in the middle of 2020 exclusively for Patreon.com/TWIOAT supporters - please enjoy the first ten episodes of KILLIONAIRE Guy has broken out of prison thanks to inspiration from a book-turned-movie-turned book again. He's got a pocket full of Novichok and an eye full of optimism as he calls Tim from a payphone in Siberia. Tim fills Monty and his rag in on the goings on in New Ze...

Originally released in the middle of 2020 exclusively for Patreon.com/TWIOAT supporters - please enjoy the first ten episodes of KILLIONAIRE In a terrible turn of fortune, Guy's been caught by the Ruskis and is in jail due to being double-crossed by Galina. It's not all bad though because Monty has access to a Huge Book Room and is making friends, including Vlad - the guy who seems to be in charge...

Originally released in the middle of 2020 exclusively for Patreon.com/TWIOAT supporters - please enjoy the first ten episodes of KILLIONAIRE Guy is in Russia, eating a lot of traditional Russian soups (from Solynaka to Okroshka)! He is well liked for his work on Fail Army and has been taken in by a matronly woman named Galina who is teaching him how to make a variety of soups and showing him the s...

Originally released in the middle of 2020 exclusively for Patreon.com/TWIOAT supporters - please enjoy the first ten episodes of KILLIONAIRE Tim and Guy need to clarify their plans and it looks like it’s going to require Novichok and Tim volunteering his body for poison testing. Jeff gets roasted in a very big way and also, the guy loves pancakes. A direct line of vulnerability is forming though b...

Originally released in the middle of 2020 exclusively for Patreon.com/TWIOAT supporters - please enjoy the first ten episodes of KILLIONAIRE We're afraid that Jeff may find a loop hole to avoid Trillionaire status and be laying 5G. Meanwhile, our man should probably be looking out for a guillotine outside his house OR Tim should get in the guillotine business. Molten Gold or poison cake might be g...

Originally released in the middle of 2020 exclusively for Patreon.com/TWIOAT supporters - please enjoy the first ten episodes of KILLIONAIRE These gosh darn billionaires need to get on Cameo! Guy wants to become a DIYPI and feed bananas to Bezos. Tim's keen to get involved in the stock market after almost learning what a Put is from r/WallStreetBets. The boiz get a little offtrack and devolve into...

Originally released in the middle of 2020 exclusively for Patreon.com/TWIOAT supporters - please enjoy the first ten episodes of KILLIONAIRE It looks like Jeff Bezos is still our potential targeted trillionaire and Guy has not done well at the casino. Things are changing in Silicone Valley and Tim has started cooking up a plan just in case #ItAintGonnaBeJeff. Guy floats the idea of a cross adverti...

Originally released in the middle of 2020 exclusively for Patreon.com/TWIOAT supporters - please enjoy the first ten episodes of KILLIONAIRE A plot to trap our man under a biiiig basket! The boys are shocked at the amount of money Jeff Bezos seems to be making from his sausage sizzle at Bunnings and there's a debate on the concept of tax. Sound advice from Guy to avoid local bookstores at all cost...

Originally released in the middle of 2020 exclusively for Patreon.com/TWIOAT supporters - please enjoy the first ten episodes of KILLIONAIRE Killionaire is a podcast series tracking Tim and Guy's journey to kill a trillionaire. But first - the pair must make the world's first trillionaire. To aid their plight, Early Edition and it's day-early newspaper pops it's head up and Timbo craves a lil bit...

The season is done. Guy and Tim have slayed the Emmanuelle season of The Worst Idea of All Time and now is the perfect opportunity to get together at Timbly's house (outside and appropriately spaced out for lockdown), crush a couple beers and get updated on both their lives and messages from YOU, THE FRIENDS. Batt Jnr is a healthy 6.1kg (13.4lbs) and Guy is getting told off by his step-daughter Ol...

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"To understand how far we have come, we must look back to where we started." - the Frosty Fellas, 2021. Tim and Guy are putting a feather in their pornographic cap as they conclude a year (or so)'s worth of softcore pornography by revisiting where it all began; The 1974, French sensation starring Sylvia Kristel. Emmanuelle is a movie that is tethered to the later iterations and interpretations of...

The fellaz are not only in the Friendzone but also, locked down in their homes. Guy is pretty unhappy about this. Tim is also unhappy but simply because he cannot find fireworks to buy and explode. The boiz are introduced to a muppet porno, the brilliantly titled Let My Puppets Come and friend, Euan, is responsible for a two hour audio play about Sonic the Hedgehog , featuring cameos from your bel...

This is the end, my friends. The final only-released-in-Japan Emmanuelle has been found for the fellaz to watch and review by an anonymous person (thank you). This so called "Willy Wonka" Emmanuelle is disappointingly light on the parody of the beloved child-destroying vision by a Dutchman and instead is a boring story about nanotechnology. Bananas are back but will they be used in coitus? Penis s...

All dressed up and nowhere to go, Tim and Guy have prepared and braced themselves to record their annual episode of Till Death Do Us Blart (aka Death Blart), only for the McElroy brothers to not show up. That leaves Tim in a beautiful suit and Guy dressed head to toe in hemp, with nothing to do but shoot the shit and check in on their friends. The boys discuss the future direction of the podcast p...

Tim has failed to source the Japanese-released Emmanuelle Sex, Chocolate & Emmanuelle so instead has found a heretofore unknown entry in the series: Adventures Into the Woods: A Sexy Musical also known as Emmanuelle in Wonderland. By far the least pornographic of any Emmanuelle these boiz have seen, it's a welcome repertory theatre-style, musical film with some occasional nipple. Borrowing ele...

Mouth ulcers are looking for exciting new real estate opportunities and teeth don't make any sense! The boiz are invited to enjoy Netflix's The GOOP Lab(oratory) and/or conduct a miniseries of podcasts from a bathtub. We also hear from a new father who is infecting his baby son's brain with Tim and Guy. Plus - a room that can speak Chinese (not a language btw) when the occupant cannot. It is a mes...

Your beloved Frosty Fellaz may be finished watching pornography now, and what a journey it's been. Monty has not had a fun time with this 1978 British send up, Carry On, Emanuelle. In fact, he's named it potentially the worst movie he's ever seen. Timbo didn't fare quite so badly, enjoying the flick for its position as a cultural artifact and has a theory that Guy's comic sensibilities are to blam...

In this Friendzone, we've got a long, late night audio message from Oslo, Norway asking the boiz whether or not they think a listener needs professional help to get them through their sleepless nights and constant ruminations on Worst films. Alumni from the iconic LMU write in to thank Tim and Guy for filling the sociable, stoned void left from a world in lockdown and a parent/fellow Norm fan talk...

The beginning of this episode is lost to the sands of time but once the recorder started working Tim and Guy spent as long as humanly possible putting off talking about Emmanuelle Through Time: Emmanuelle's Supernatural Sexual Activity, as they both down a strong beer that Guy has bought each of them. It is revealed the fellaz have been cheating on the podcast by watching something called... good...

In true Worst Idea style, the fellaz take on the first Emmanuelle Through Time series film, midway through watching the miniseries. Emmanuelle's Skin City does an excellent job of outlining what the heck Guy and Tim have been watching for the last couple of pornos - The reason and functionality of the blimp, and introducing all the characters we've already grown to know and be confused by. Yo...

A comedy of errors have preceded this Friendzone but the headline news is Tim is a dad now! Tim and Guy commemorate two legends of stage and screen, Willie Garson (RIP) best known for playing Stanford Blatch in Sex and the City 2 (and its associated television universe) and the great Norm Macdonald. To commemorate his death, Guy has introduced Norm to his best friend's dad who now exclusively mess...