The Worst Idea Of All Time

Welcome to a new mini-series from Guy Montgomery and Tim Batt; Podcast In A Tree. Your hosts have climbed a tree in New Zealand to present many segments including Drugs in A Tree, Sandwich In A Tree and Lost & Found. The video element of this episode is available to all $5+ supporters at patreon.com/TWIOAT Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boiz are reflecting on the comedy festival and Tim talks about going viral on TikTok. An aural art project inspired by Coffee Guy himself will take you a different dimension and a Simpsons/TWIOAT megafan watched EVERY SINGLE EPISODE of the animated series over a year, triggering a big ole reminisce on Tim and Guy’s fav episodes. Plus, a correspondent from Nashville, Tennessee who came of age t...

Guyguy and Timbly have just watched Emmanuelle vs Dracula, written by young auteur Rolfe Kanefsky, a man who made his first feature film at 20 with a satirical horror film that pre-dates the original Scream film by five years! Today's softcore is a dreadfully boring film, drenched in mid-2000s fashion (both hair and clothing) and is decidedly Emmanuelle-light. The titular character is given very l...

Finally, the lyrics of American Pie and plotline of Emmanuelle 2000 collide in this Ten Boners Out of Ten porn pastiche. Emmanuelle has lost the power of her mind control device because a high school student touched the digitally rendered pulsating butthole on his principal's computer leading to a body swap comedy featuring a cat in heat and hilarious teenage hijinks. The boys investigate the pomp...

Trigger Warning: One of this episode's letters contains mention of rape, in the context of a studio forcing a director to include it in a movie plotline. TODAY - We got Kelsey writing from the frontlines of Emmanuelle in Space, someone with first hand experience of meeting and hearing from trailblazing soft porn turned television director Lev L. Spiro who is a man of moral substance. We hear from...

The boiz are investigating a quick history of They Might Be Giants which leads to a comparative analysis of Disco and Space travel and a fantastic musical cooked up by a friend in NYC! Tim has been ripping thirteen hour work days and bingeing Breaking Bad. We finally get two hundred big ones from Ellen in exchange for encouraging them to make mistakes while learning things and Hamish in Melbo...

The boiz are joined by kiwi comedian Angella Dravid for what is comfortably the worst Emmanuelle offering so far. Emmanuelle is in Rio de Janeiro without a script or even a storyline. Like George Lazenby to the Bond franchise, Ludmilla Ferraz takes Emmanatle for one-time-only and it almost universally stinks. A star turn from a best friend in fluoro green who delivers one line only but multip...

Alice (of the Treasure of the Four Crowns fame) forces Tim and Guy to consider whether they'd rather work through the worst five of Adam Sandler or Eddie Murphy's back catalogue. Willem sets up an It's Always Sexy in Philadelphia crossover spectacular with Mr Big, Mrs Kelly and Frank. What happens next? And how horny is it? A message from Bremen, Ohio sparks a stroll down memory lane, as the boys...

Naomi and Hum’s show Why Are You Like This? is on Netflix from April 16! The boiz are excited and overwhelmed to discover this is the FIRST MOVIE in the Emmanuelle 2000 and establishes the rules and world of the seven Emmanuelle 2000 films they have already watched. Everything makes a lot of sense. Naomi spots an onscreen labia, reveals she’s been to Taco Bell with Hum and shares a bedroom trick t...

Tim and Guy are TIRED and really checking in on each other's life situation. Both of them are eating curry, both of them love each other. Brian (@deathhand on Insta) from the Shills is also a good boy living in Boston, finally playing live shows again and still responsible for our beautiful new theme song.  A Philanthropic Paul Blart pitch has Tim marking his Google Calendar and Karl pitches...

In February of 2021, Guy and Tim penned a pilot for the newly announced season 7 of Sex and The City for an online, live streamed table read. Fetauring the voice talents of our talented comedy friends Rhys Matthewson , Alice Snedden and Madeleine Sami . You can watch the video of the live stream here. Support Littlefield NYC TWIOAT Live show in Auckland: qtheatre.co.nz/shows/worst-idea-all-time-be...

Tim and Guy are joined by Australia’s sweetheart, comedian Michael Hing (whose show is on right now in Melbourne: tickets available here ). The three sit down for a round table discussion of Emmanuelle 2001: Sensational Pleasures. Hing is shocked and appalled at the partial nudity featured in the soft core porn film and seems to have believed soft core porn to solely feature clothed actors. Tim an...

This review of the failed 80s 3D Raiders of the Lost Ark rip-off Treasure of the Four Crowns serves as payment to Alice for services to TWIOAT. This movie has it all –magic, snakes, four crowns. The villain in this kids movie is a cult leader who looks suspiciously like Rasputin and the hero is some random 40-something dude who enlists the help of an alcoholic and a retired circus performer with a...

Guy has been on childcare duty which puts a real damper on watching pornography. Tim has been cheating on the podcast by guesting on shows. Emmanuelle however, is up to her old tricks in Emmanuelle 2000: Jewel of Emmanuelle in which she is revealed to be a diamond collector. The Mind Control Device made of plastic (or opal) and a flashing LED bulb is revealed to have some technical limitations (so...

Our friend Maureen is trying to get the fellaz on #TaskmasterNZ, we've got a hot new theme song and the podcast feed is an absolute nightmare on iTunes (and everywhere probably). Someone’s trying to hit Tim and Guy up for either drugs or a job in NZ and either way, they’re here to help! SUPPORT US ON PATREON: ( patreon.com/TWIOAT ) JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: ( facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime ) VISIT THE...

Emanuelle 2000: Emmanuelle In Paradise features kidnapping, three distinct countries surprisingly filled with white people and a vast amount of milk. In a satisfying turn, the boiz found an English version to watch this time and it’s a good thing because now they finally understand the shitty flashy heart jewelry device. SUPPORT US ON PATREON: ( patreon.com/TWIOAT JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: ( facebook.c...

Let's not kid out ourselves, this Friendzone exists so that we all may enjoy the fruits of Chris A Rock's labour. Hope y'all like Paul Blart pitches. SUPPORT US ON PATREON: ( patreon.com/TWIOAT ) JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: ( facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime ) VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: ( littleempirepodcasts.com ) MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight ( facebook.com/TenderMoonlight ) ART CREDIT: T...

Tim and Guy sit down to watch the second Emmanuelle 2000 film 'The Art of Love' however only a foreign language TV edit was available. No matter, we've got a busy Boner Inspector, a heist and a crisis of confidence from Monty. Hard to say what exactly is going on in the movie but crucially, the lame ass jewellery remains. SUPPORT US ON PATREON ( patreon.com/TWIOAT ) JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: ( facebook...

This Friendzone features a detailed fusion of the Sex and the City 2 universe and the Grown Ups 2 universe thanks to Sarah, a true multiyear/degree journey with recent Ph. D grad Amber and some nightmares with Nathan who falls asleep to the poddy and has started dreaming about Tim and Guy. The Sex and the City script stream was a huge success and is now available to all at worstideaofalltime.com J...

Guy and Tim enter a new frontier of Emmanuelle – that of Emmanuelle 2000. The fellaz have chosen a difficult to source film, presented in a difficult to digest way. With a Russian audio track dubbed on top of, (though slightly out of sync with) the original English, it’s a little tricky to figure out what the cheap plastic flashing heart jewelry and minidisks are all about. We learn the reason Geo...

Please do NOT ask the boiz how long they've spent watching bad films and recording their discussions about them because it's a bit of a bummer. We got a bunch of book recommendations from Monty and Tim would like to know your dreams! We hear from some friends who might be alergic to running, friends who have little knives and some friends who have named their pet lizard after Guy and Tim. LIVESTRE...

The fellaz have arrived at the end of the Emmanuelle in Space series and you know what that means - Time to revisit the entire series via one lazy final chapter made up of 'flashbacks'. Guy would like to see what happens when the aliens bring sexuality back to the homeland, Tim wants a Theo spin-off. Jim Carrey is a full on dude and George Lazenby. STREAMING EVENT: ( worstideaofalltime.com/stream...

Aussie comedians Demi Lardner and Tom Walker are here and they are confused and absolutely disgusted by Emmanuelle In Space 6: One Final Fling. The food play is back with a revenge, we're switching out key actors and there are eyebrows on a guy's back. It's all a bloody mess but we're treated to some brief philosophical musings on the human condition, so we got that going for us. Tom Walker on Twi...

WOOPS - This Friendzone is appearing OUT OF ORDER but hey, it's Worst Idea, amiright? Tim and Guy have a think about the year ahead (cause ya know, they recorded this a month ago). We hear from our friends who have gone through a lot of Mr Bean movies, a lot of ads from various military organisations trying to recruit you through our show and a lot of waiting for more Til Death Do Us Blart. Get re...

Emmanuelle In Space 5: A Time To Dream is on the menu today and the fellaz a la frost are asking; Is this movie where Christopher Nolan found his inspiration for Inception? In this one we got a genie, a highly punchable man, and a distinct lack of comedy. George Lazenby stops by to pitch an incredibly creepy porno though sadly, this film is nigh on impossible to masturbate to. SUPPORT US ON PATREO...