The Wizard Scroll

The spatute of splimitations has officially run dry on this SUPER SECRET installment of Omega Star 7 ! Djyn quests to the local Spaffle House Establishment to find and retrieve a mcguffin of sorts for his boss. Written by Chris Bauso Pre-production assembly by Chris Bauso Produced by Chris Bauso Cast (in order of appearance): Chris Bauso as Himself Chris Bauso as Djyn Chris Bauso as Zoots McKenzie...

*Originally published on 1/3/2026 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS FFF2: Stone Cold Classics is now available exclusively on the NIGHTS feed! Jon Anderson & WarewolfBarmitzvah join me in the booth for the inaugural episode of Frantic Fanfic with Friends! Where we write fan-fictions at a frantic pace. Check out Frantic Fanfic ! Songs used: Jaburo- Equip & FM Skyline ; Dating Start!, Dating Tense! &a...

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The boy finds himself home alone yet again, though his fun comes to a halt when a giant twister rolls into town. Now the boy and his trusty dog Frodo have to quest to meet Dr Oz, and even make a few new friends along the way... Cast (in order of appearance) Narrator - ⁠⁠⁠Chr...

Join me, ⁠Jon Anderson⁠ , ⁠Ben Mills⁠ and special guests Jeremy Lemons and Floyd Lastname as we answer audience submitted questions! 50 big ones! Links to everything: ⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll⁠⁠⁠ Show artwork by ⁠⁠⁠Nick Vanamee⁠⁠⁠ Songs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- ⁠⁠⁠Equip⁠⁠⁠ ; Cima.jpg & Slippy- ⁠FM Skyline & Equip⁠ ; Seinfeld theme song ; Hip Shop- ⁠Toby Fox...

Check out A Pint of Cthulhu wherever fine podcasts are found! The Waffle Brothel House is abuzz with patrons this fine Moonsday eve. Four new faces have just rolled into town looking for food, fun, fornication, or perhaps some combination of the three... This is their story. This episode was made possible by the TTRPG system Space Kings , developed by Kevin Cole and SuperTry Studios . Featuring Jo...

On this extra festive episode of The Wizard Scroll, Azataz the Wize is confronted by three ghosts who teach him the error of his ways... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso . Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. This episode was produced as part of the Equinox Anthology series, produced by W Kieth Tims . P...

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The 2 hour supercut that you never knew you needed is finally here! Quest to the Wizard's Basement parts 1 thru 4 all edited together in one, single, feature length episode! THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso . Tales of high fantas...

Schmoe Brannigan has returned to tell all you lovley ladies & folks about the greatest podcast ever to exist: THE WIZARD SCROLL. Check out the complete series today! Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Song used: Identity- Equip See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-...

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The three high elves put the 'trip' in road trip as they cruise through the realm of Drakkus. The E.V.I.L. Emperor Maliceguy is holding a hearing on dank moss at the palace, and it's up to our heroes to get that most odious herb legalized once and for all... Starring Chris B...

Check out Kier Zhou's magnum opus No Return in all its eternal glory wherever you listen to podcasts! Song used: Druids Encounter- Equip ~~~ It's not all doom, gloom and adventure in Erset La Tari- especially not in the Emeduan capitol. Sit down, listen and enjoy a little low stakes comedy-drama from the Bards of Sada Emedu. Lanlen is played by Stuart Bullock @Thisisbardcore Ered Rada is played by...

Check out Wizard Scroll Nights wherever you listen to podcasts! What sort of trouble has Ricardo the rooster gotten himself into this time? Starring Chris Bauso & Gavin Reiser Farm Ambience by Jamie Nord See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Things go awry when Dr Lask's latest invention draws the unwanted ire of a particular theoretical physicist... *Originally published 9/2/2023 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS All names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are entirely fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. Starring Chris B...

Welcome to Wizard Scroll NIGHTS : a cavalcade of interviews, one-off skits and other skullduggery that's too hot for the main feed. Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Song used: Passage into the MIrror of Truth- Equip See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Krystall & Scarletta's dungeon crawl comes to its climactic conclusion. Will they retrieve the mana they need? Probably, but there's only one way to find out for sure... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso . Tales of high fantas...

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The wizard's basement dungeon lays claim to yet another victim... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso . Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Ever...

Krystall, Scarletta and Wronghalf delve into the depths of the wizard's basement... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso . Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann Gavin Reiser as Daniel & The Riddle Master Show Artwork by Nick...

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Krystall and Scarletta begin their quest to Azataz the Wize's basement, and even meet a familiar face along the way... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso . Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick li...

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Azataz the Wize finds himself in a bit of a sticky wicket. Space pirates bro, they'll get'cha for sure... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso . Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. F...

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Azataz goes to Space Wawa, high-jynx ensue... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso . Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Featuring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Gabriel B as S...

Azataz the Wize has just gots'ta get off-world and do it A$AP... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso . Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Featuring Krissi Williams as Umbrelei the Lich Queen & Krystall Everfall Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Mi...

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Our intrepid heroes, the Saint Phatrick's Crew have spent the past year locked up in a jail cell. Will they be able to bust out in time for 4/20? Starring: Chris Bauso as Shawn Gavin Reiser as Marrikoth Sky Fieri as Kai Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Mi...

It all comes down to this... The climactic epic final showdown that'll make yo momma say 'DAMN BOYS I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO DVR THAT SHIT!' THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso . Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Special thanks to Tim Jennings for providing his vocal talent & his funnybone to the epi...

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The 8-Way Superslam is well underway! Will Krystall the Raddest manage to smoke herself out of this situation? THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso . Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twi...

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Krystall's getting sent straight to the big leagues, baby, just in time for THE EIGHT-WAY SUPERSLAM THIS SUNDAY NIGHT... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso . Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick...

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Krystall the Raddest & Don Gonjaro find themselves toe to toe with a perilous pair of foes... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso . Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Show Artw...