The Wizard Scroll

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. In a world ruled by corrupt politicians, bureaucrats and narcs, it's up to the three High Elves, aka the St. Phatrick's Crew, aka Kai, Shawn & Marikoth to save the realm of Drakkus from the War on Drugs... Check out Goblin Cave Pod Check out Omega Star 7 Links to everyth...

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Krystall's in peril! Will Scarletta and Schmoe be able to save her from the dastardly clutches of the Cool as Heck Orange Paladins? THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso . Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with m...

Krystall & Scarletta spend some quality time stranded in the middle of nowhere. Meanwhile, Schmoe continues the search for the Ancient Aliens' stash of sci-fi stuff... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso . Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Michael...

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The gang's search for the Ancient Alien stash of sci-fi stuff continues with the help of some of the locals... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso . Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twi...

Things get a little bit hectic when Krystall, Scarletta, & Schmoe take a visit to the old watering hole... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso . Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: Shivoham- ARKA ; Like a Butterfly- Gan Ra...

It's time for the ultimate showdown: good vs evil, life vs undeath, King Rah'd'ny vs Umbrelei the Lich Queen... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso . Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: New GAIA (World Map) & Bygone Dreams- Equip ; Drums of War- Will Van De Cromm...

Rah'd'ny is after that belt! Will Jinjax be able to contend with his kingly physique and defend his title? THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso . Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: New GAIA (World Map) & Lichen-Encrusted Chamber- Equi...

Jinjax has punched his way all the way up to the championship match, but will he have the balls to take the title?   THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso . Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.   Songs used: New GAIA, The Dream Begins Outside The Gates, & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Fun Fun...

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. King Rah'd'ny searches low and high for the Blade of Legend, aka the BFS, aka Big Pointy, aka the Anointed Eviscerator, aka the Dime'a'Dozen, etc...   THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso . Tales of high fantasy, warriors a...

Nightlife expert / bar scientist Don Snapper helps restore the Timberfall Tavern to its former glory... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso . Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.    Background ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: New GAIA (World Map) & Lichen-Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Into The T...

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Looks like The Wizard Scroll is BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!!! THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso . Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.    Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background amb...

On this extra festive episode of The Wizard Scroll, Krystall and Scarletta make their great escape from the Demon Realm with the power of Christmas cheer... *Originally published 12/3/2023 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso . Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfa...

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Scores are soundly settled on this sensational season finale... OR ARE THEY??? *Originally published 7/13/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso . Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twi...

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Rah'd'ny comes face to face with a wily old wizard who offers him a deal too good to pass up. Meanwhile, Krystall's search for the savage gets sidetracked by a sudden downpour of acid rain... *Originally published 7/6/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and ed...

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Rah'd'ny's bounty is up for grabs! But who will have what it takes to bring him in? *Originally published 6/29/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso . Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick littl...

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. It's Krystall's first day of magic lessons, though her new teacher's methods are quite unorthodox to say the least... *Originally published 6/22/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso . Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and...

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The city of Pineville has been overrun by skelemen! But it's not all doom and gloom, because they just built a brand new, state of the art Superarena right in the middle of town! *Originally published 6/15/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me,...

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The eve of the double full moon has finally arrived. Azataz & Krystall are in their fanciest attire as they attend the Lich Queen's royal ball. But will Azataz' plan go according to plan? *Originally published 6/8/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and ed...

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. When the Lich Queen crashes the Wiz-Stock festival, only one man has what it takes to put an end to her reign of terror once and for all... *Originally published 6/1/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso . Tales of high fantasy,...

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The Black Demon Society rocks the everloving socks off everybody in the Timberfall Tavern. Meanwhile, Krystall meets a peculiar old wizard with a penchant for murder... *Originally published 5/25/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR B...

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. With news of Umbrelei the Lich Queen's return, Azataz the Wize must now face his greatest challenge yet... Talking to women... *Originally published 5/18/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso . Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wi...

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Gregorc has finally awoken from his sixty-nine hour coma, aghast at the sight of his new sandy surroundings... *Originally published 5/11/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso . Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser...

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. In the sprawling orc capital city of Wangtown, Gregorc finally manages to lose his virginity, and nothing else important happens I swear... *Originally published 5/4/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso . Tales of high fantasy,...

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Krystall arrives at the final sanctum of the Frosted Dungeon and finds the mcguffin! But the abominable beast lurking about won't give it up without a fight... *Originally published 4/27/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso . Ta...

Krystall Everfall quests her way through the Frosted Dungeon, deep in the heart of Mount Schytcicle, in search of a most powerful mcguffin indeed... *Originally published 4/20/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso . Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Featuring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Gavi...