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The Wittering Whitehalls

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Have you got a problem? Are you at the end of your tether? Perhaps you’d like to enlist the help of Michael & Hilary Whitehall? This podcast is your invitation to take a comfy seat in the Whitehall family home and garner their thoughts on everything from workouts to weddings, seaside towns to social media and everything in between. Expect rants, raves, harsh truths and expletives as Hilary & Michael consider your points of view and possibly even help you solve an issue! The Whitehalls are offering you complete access to their combined life experiences and the precious wisdom that they’ve gathe...

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Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

LIFE LESSONS: "How to get guests to leave when the night's over!" 21.08.2025

It's awkward, isn't it? You've yawned, you've cleared the plates, but the guests still aren't leaving. How would Mr & Mrs Whitehall deal with someone who just wasn't getting the message? JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like...

The Spitfire, Shaving & Changing Your Mind 18.08.2025

250 episodes and still going strong! So, how to celebrate? Sequins of course... And a sartorial nod to Winston Churchill. Naturally. There's not a DL in existence who isn't familiar with Michael Whitehall's keen interest in all things World War II, so there are bound to be related questions from time to time. Plus, who taught the Whitehall boys to shave and is there anything you used to believe, t...

LIFE LESSONS: "Try new things. Face your fears!" 14.08.2025

This weeks life lesson is for DL Helen who is off on a cruise... But she's suddenly become nervous about the idea! Don't worry, Helen. You'll be fine! JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note...

Old Gits Road Trip, Neighbourly Apologies & Councillor Ollie 11.08.2025

The Whitehalls have been all over the place this week. The West Country has been well and truly explored and they've got the souvenirs to prove it. Plus, an unfortunate interaction with the neighbours for an embarrassed DL and a local councillor from Cornwall. JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoughts o...

LIFE LESSONS: "Don't leave your keys near the front door..." 07.08.2025

What is a bowl if it's got a lid? Is it still a bowl? Just one of the ideas to be discussed on this very episode. The focus this week is home security after a postman made a bold offering to one of the DL's... JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or,...

DAMs, Thames Swimming & The Wittering Whitehalls, The Musical! 04.08.2025

Could we ever, in this lifetime, see a musical incarnation of The Wittering Whitehalls? A DL asks exactly that question. Plus, is there an answer to the 'dear listeners' / 'dear watchers' question and a DL from a little further up the tow path of the river thames. JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, though...

LIFE LESSONS: "Waste not, want not." 31.07.2025

The DL's are nothing if not resourceful. This week, a DL shares an invention called 'dust of the garden'. What on earth can it be? JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send the...

Pogs, OnlyFans & ***** Lane 28.07.2025

If you've ever enjoyed even a moment of the funny place names, a DL comes through with possibly the biggest hitter yet. See what you think. Plus, remember Pogs? Mrs Whitehall does! JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a...

LIFE LESSONS: "There's always another restaurant..." 24.07.2025

Just a friendly piece of advice not to listen to this episode whilst you're eating! DL Phillippa has a horror story from a restaurant in Rome which had come highly recommended, but didn't live up to the hype! JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, p...

Sliding Doors, Elvis Presley & Spotted In The Wild 21.07.2025

Have you checked out the FULL VIDEO EPISODES of The Wittering Whitehalls yet? Why not!? Go and have a look on Global Player & YouTube! So... A huge story this week from Mr Whitehall and what could have been in 1969. Plus, a (not-quite) bucket list wish for Mrs Whitehall and a Canadian who couldn't believe her eyes on the London Underground! JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIV...

LIFE LESSONS: "You can't be good at everything." 17.07.2025

When the DL's have a cracking story to tell, The Wittering Whitehalls are all ears. This week, "Mrs Chips" (it's possible this is a pseudonym!) has a hilarious tale from her stint on the school camp, as a dedicated teacher of 7-9 year olds... Not an easy task! JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoughts o...

Keepsakes, Wading In & Churchill Books 14.07.2025

DL Kody describes some previous advice from Mrs Whitehall as "wading in, handbag first" in this episode. What a delightful turn of phrase! Plus, a lovely idea for childhood keepsakes and can Mr Whitehall possibly recommend just ONE book about Sir Winston Churchill? JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoug...

LIFE LESSONS: "Violence is not the answer." 10.07.2025

No violence, please. We're all better than that. This week, a DL posits a theory that Mr Whitehall might be all together more gentle than the image he likes to portray... JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp m...

Indecisiveness, Country Life & Sashaying... 07.07.2025

Well, if that title doesn't cover everything you need it to, frankly, what have we become? The Whitehalls are on hand this week to help a DL who is buried in online product reviews and can't come to a conclusion... Plus, the pro's and con's of a subscription to Country Life magazine and whether or not Mr Whitehall would EVER sashay, in any circumstances. JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BAR...

LIFE LESSONS: Never give up! 03.07.2025

Mr & Mrs Whitehall had a wedding to go to this week, so how did they get that wrong? Suffice to say that they did! Plus, an update from DL Claire about those blasted pigeons and on that subject... Is that impulse buy owl working out for Mr Whitehall? JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoughts or prob...

Theft, Water Leaks & The Sewing Machine Museum (revisited) 30.06.2025

Do you know where your stop cock is? Behave yourself. This week, a tale of house ownership and the nightmares that can come in tow. Plus, Sewing Machine Josh & Chef Julie are back on the scene and DL Sophie's movers did not come up to scratch. JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to...

LIFE LESSONS: "No games at the table, thank you." 26.06.2025

If you're throwing a dinner party, you're more than welcome to entertain your guests however you like, but if Mr & Mrs Whitehall are in attendance, don't expect them to be joining in with any games at the table... That is all. JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhit...

Vengeance, Nail-Biting & Toby Jugs 23.06.2025

Are you familiar with Toby Jugs? You will be after this weeks instalment of The Wittering Whitehalls! Plus, getting revenge on your partner (is it ever worth it?!)and whilst nail biting is one thing, this particular DL has a tale that's beyond acceptable. JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoughts or pro...

LIFE LESSONS: "Let sleeping dogs lie..." 19.06.2025

We all love a good tale of romance and especially one that was almost lost to the mists of time... That's exactly what DL Cristoph has this week! JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why...

Pulling Out The Stops, Alleviating Tantrums & Cooking Rabbits 16.06.2025

This weeks episode gets quite rude in parts, but sometimes it's exactly what's required! There's an update from last years organ-playing DL, a very cheeky street name and a recipe (or two!) JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like t...

LIFE LESSONS: "You can't improve the future, without disturbing the present." 12.06.2025

There's a lovely voice note from Jacqui this week, sharing the wisdom of her lovely Grandmother. Plus, what was all the drama on Mrs Whitehall's birthday and why did she end up 'going nuclear'? JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd li...

Dr. Who, Childhood Memories & Shooting Your Bolt Early 09.06.2025

Have you got your tickets for the very exciting Wittering Whitehalls Barely (A)Live tour yet?? What are you waiting for?! Meanwhile, back on the podcast, a PHD student is nearly at the finish line, but losing momentum... What can be done? Plus, a fun Dr Who fact and a familiar voice right at the end! JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/...

LIFE LESSONS: "You CAN have too many paintings." 05.06.2025

When it comes to collections, we all know Mr Whitehall is right up there... But is there a system? Does he consult Mrs Whitehall before making an addition to his various collections? That's what DL Antoni is asking this week! JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehall...

Restaurant Etiquette, Old English & Sodington Hall 02.06.2025

Hands up if you've been missing Uncle Neil?? He's back today! Quite out of nowhere, with a sudden need for an explainer on old English, The Wittering Whitehalls know exactly who can help! Plus, complaining in restaurants, Hanoi airport and the Jensen Interceptor. JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thought...

LIFE LESSONS: "Run your own race!" 29.05.2025

You can spend your life trying to change those around you, but sometimes it's ok not to bother... So says Mrs Whitehall! JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +4...

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