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The Wittering Whitehalls
Have you got a problem? Are you at the end of your tether? Perhaps you’d like to enlist the help of Michael & Hilary Whitehall? This podcast is your invitation to take a comfy seat in the Whitehall family home and garner their thoughts on everything from workouts to weddings, seaside towns to social media and everything in between. Expect rants, raves, harsh truths and expletives as Hilary & Michael consider your points of view and possibly even help you solve an issue! The Whitehalls are offering you complete access to their combined life experiences and the precious wisdom that they’ve gathe...
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Episodes
LIFE LESSONS: "Mother-in-laws? Be gentle..." 09.07.2026 22:57
It's a sensitive, age-old and often problematic topic this week. A DL is sick to the back teeth of her Mother-in-law's 'helpful advice.' If you've got something to say, or a way of doing something that might make it easier, you might be ok to say it, but choose the right time and definitely say it nicely! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or...
My Dad is OBSESSED with tracking updates... 06.07.2026 42:34
For whatever reason, the inbox was overflowing with emails from DL's claiming 'my Dad this' and 'my Dad that'. It meant there was nothing else for it... A Dad special! And in true Dad form, each one was more peculiar than the last! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to...
LIFE LESSONS: "Just be nice to people in retail!" 02.07.2026 19:43
How do we feel about keen sales staff? This weeks lesson is all about remembering to be patient and kind... They've got a job to do! That said, if you do get annoyed by this sort of thing, you might just be more of a MR Whitehall than a MRS Whitehall! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, pe...
Stop it, Donald Trump... 29.06.2026 43:08
Mrs Whitehall gets very nervous when Mr Whitehall winds himself up to start talking about politics... That's exactly what's happened this week and he is NOT holding back. Once that's dealt with, there's a lot of laughter and giddiness with The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd...
LIFE LESSONS: "Electric car owners need your help!" 25.06.2026 25:21
You may or may not have access to an electric car. You may or may not WANT access. You also, may or may not have friends or relatives who have chosen an electric car. In any case, this episode may or may not answer some of the questions you have. Is it right to turn up at someone's house and just EXPECT a charge? We'll see... The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your q...
A DL Party on hottest day of the year... 22.06.2026 48:41
We did it! It happened! DL Sally from Melbourne came to London and we threw a party in her honour!! In other news, Mrs Whitehall’s morning bike ride down the King's Road ended dramatically - and Mr Whitehall is ready to track down the white van man responsible and handle things the old-fashioned way. The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or prob...
LIFE LESSONS: "Doom scrolling? Here's what you need..." 18.06.2026 21:33
The DL's are nothing if not diligent and this week, one particular DL is in touch with a life lesson of their very own and you might well want to try this for yourself! Meanwhile, little Nigel continues to disrupt proceedings, but he's so cute you'll forgive him! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.c...
My landlord is moving in next door... HELP! 15.06.2026 45:48
There's almost nothing that The Wittering Whitehalls can't help you with... But how on Earth can they help a listener whose landlord is about to become their neighbour! Plus, Mr Whitehall has a rant about lyricists (sorry lyricists!) and Nigel the puppy continues to cause chaos! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWh...
LIFE LESSONS: "Hairspray has MANY uses." 11.06.2026 19:58
As a Dear Listener of The Wittering Whitehalls, you MUST love a household item hack... If you don't, you're about to learn a few, regardless. Grease spots? GONE. Ink stains? NO PROBLEM! Plus, an update on how it's all going with little Nigel! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you...
Some sad news... 08.06.2026 42:10
TRIGGER WARNING: Today's episode deals with the loss of a family pet. There's a lot to take in today. Firstly, The Wittering Whitehalls are back, which is FAB! Unfortunately they've got some sad news to share with you, but that has led to a chain reaction and something more positive as a result. Light and shade! Plus, the thorny issue of family resemblance and heroic deeds in the name of love! The...
The Inaugural DL Do! 15.05.2026 1:43
Would you like to join Mr & Mrs Whitehall for a LIVE podcast record? Then why don't you?! On Tuesday 26th May at 6pm, you can join DL Sally from Melbourne's DL party at 21Soho in London. Be quick though... Tickets are very limited. You must be over 18 and terms & conditions apply. You can read them here: https://global.com/wittering-whitehalls-terms-and-conditions/ Doors will open at 5pm,...
LIFE LESSONS: "Paint it black!" (with special guest Dr Oscar Duke!) 14.05.2026 24:00
So, for the final outing of series 11, Dr Oscar Duke is still on hand and still expertly answering your questions, wherever he can, between Mr Whitehall's rants and raves. In case you happen to need it, there's PLENTY of advice in this episode to help get rid of those nasty warts... The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteri...
Amsterdam Studies, Red Wine & Lying (with special guest Dr Oscar Duke!) 11.05.2026 47:59
It’s that time of the series already! Mr & Mrs Whitehall are thrilled to welcome Dr Oscar Duke onto the blue sofa at Whitehall Towers to put your questions to him (not to mention some of their own). Is red wine good or bad? How much stress is too much? We might actually learn something! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to Th...
LIFE LESSONS: "Get a professional." 07.05.2026 23:32
Mrs Whitehall is all for you going and learning something new, but if you fancy fitting new brakes to your car and you haven't got a CLUE what you're doing, think again. Mr Whitehall agrees, not least because there's no way he'd give anything like this a go. Ever. The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail....
Jack's Wedding, The Jumbo Jet & Still Teaching At 90 04.05.2026 41:01
In any relationship, you’re going to find that recollections vary when it comes to telling a good story… When you’ve been married for 40 years, there can be huge gaps in the combined memory and the story is different every time! This week: Great appreciation for the engineering of the 20th century and a monk who’s apparently been teaching since the 1950s! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Produ...
LIFE LESSONS: "Get it done." 30.04.2026 27:51
There's an air of chaos and urgency at Whitehall Towers and it all feeds into this weeks Life Lesson. How good are you at completing tasks? Do you procrastinate or face it head on? Mrs Whitehall has some advice, though she doesn't necessarily heed it herself. The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com...
Ruby, Ruby, Ruby! 27.04.2026 46:50
Mrs Whitehall has gone on about the ruby for ALMOST as long as she went on about meeting Jamie Vardy.... But, has it happened? Did Mr Whitehall do good?! Plus... Why turning 30 is GREAT and what to do if you've got (naughty) noisy neighbours... How embarrassing! The Wittering Whitehalls is a Global Production. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.co...
LIFE LESSONS: "Let them find their own way." 23.04.2026 19:07
We're at the school gates and things are getting awkward for this weeks DL... It's one thing dealing with kids, but how are you supposed to deal with their parents?! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language an...
Andrew Castle, All Inclusive Value & Owning Up 20.04.2026 42:03
Mr & Mrs Whitehall met Andrew Castle this week and apparently Mrs Whitehall was a BIG fan. Plus, what to do in an incredibly embarrassing situation and why an all inclusive holiday can be made stressful. ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +4477121...
LIFE LESSONS: "Believe in yourself!" 16.04.2026 21:32
You'll NEVER guess who used to own Whitehall Towers... How has this only just come out now?! Play a game with yourself and have a guess before you listen. This week, a DL needs pepping up for a new job... You can do it! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +4...
The Boat Race, Social Intricacies & The Ultimate Pub Quiz Team 13.04.2026 44:14
It's true to say that Mr & Mrs Whitehall are not, traditionally, 'pub people', but if they were called upon to form a pub quiz team, who would get the nod?! Plus, a moderate-to-large rant about the Thames rowers at this time of year... ✉️ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com 📱 Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Wh...
LIFE LESSONS: "You can't leave a clock unwound." 09.04.2026 23:56
Amongst Mr Whitehall's many interests, he has a bit of a thing for clocks. Mrs Whitehall isn't fussed either way, but she knows a thing or two about another topic in this weeks bonus and that's collecting randoms... She has an ever-growing list! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Wh...
Vicar Embarrassment, Farm Shops & Parenting In Seattle 06.04.2026 42:08
The Wittering Whitehalls, still at the BBH (Banbury Bolthole) come to you with another romp through the emails inbox. Have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of a vicar? Have you ever considered becoming a Monk? Michael Whitehall has... You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not...
LIFE LESSONS: "The G.O.A.T snack." 02.04.2026 23:14
FIRST THINGS FIRST: Misophonia sufferers, beware... This episode contains crisp crunching. Secondly, you'll never guess where Mr Whitehalls sensible weight gaining journey has taken him now!! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode con...
Spirits, Marital Matching & Brazilian Jazz 30.03.2026 43:36
Mr Whitehall receives an invitation from a DL this week, but will he accept? Meanwhile, Mrs Whitehall considers whether or not she'd like contact from the other side. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language a...
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