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The Wittering Whitehalls
Have you got a problem? Are you at the end of your tether? Perhaps you’d like to enlist the help of Michael & Hilary Whitehall? This podcast is your invitation to take a comfy seat in the Whitehall family home and garner their thoughts on everything from workouts to weddings, seaside towns to social media and everything in between. Expect rants, raves, harsh truths and expletives as Hilary & Michael consider your points of view and possibly even help you solve an issue! The Whitehalls are offering you complete access to their combined life experiences and the precious wisdom that they’ve gathe...
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Episodes
BARELY ALIVE IN STOCKTON: "Chicken Parmo!?" 08.12.2025 44:35
Back on the road, for the last couple of this particular tour - The Wittering Whitehalls found themselves in Stockton-on-Tees for a wonderful audience at The Globe. The questions are... "What's a chicken parmo?" "What generation does Michael really belong to?" and... "What happened that night at the hospital?" You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com O...
LIFE LESSONS: "Elf on the Shelf? Try this..." 04.12.2025 18:59
This week's email comes from a DL who sounds less than enthusiastic about the magic of Elf-on-the-shelf... Naturally, Mr Whitehall agrees completely, but is there some advice from the other end of the sofa? Of course there is! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them i...
Video Meetings, Honours & Trends 01.12.2025 42:44
You might think Mr Whitehall is a man immune to following a trend... You'd be wrong! Plus, a strange online habit from a DL's boss and whether or not a knighthood changes someone... You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains expl...
LIFE LESSONS: "Go heavy on your condiments." 27.11.2025 23:09
Mrs Whitehall is full of life lessons this week, to make up for the weeks where she's concerned she didn't explicitly deliver any. No danger of that here... JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voic...
BARELY ALIVE IN CREWE! "Absolute RUBBISH!" 24.11.2025 35:13
As Mrs Whitehall is so keen to tell you, Crewe is a MAJOR junction in terms of rail travel in the UK... But they weren't just passing through. Mr & Mrs Whitehall took to the stage at The Lyceum for a wonderful evening which covered everything from proposals to breakups! JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questio...
LIFE LESSONS: "There's CCTV everywhere..." 20.11.2025 19:55
Whilst the subject of this weeks email isn't at all funny, there was at least a bit of light in the darkness of it all. Flashers are apparently still an issue in 2025 and one that Mrs Whitehall herself has encountered. What's the matter with these people?! JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoughts or pr...
BARELY ALIVE IN BRADFORD: "HOW MUCH!?" 17.11.2025 42:21
In the second visit to Yorkshire on this tour, Mr & Mrs Whitehall got right into this Saturday night show, with a fantastic crowd. Expect unfortunate misunderstandings with kindly neighbours, a bucket list trawl and some coaching on the local dialect! JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoughts or pro...
LIFE LESSONS: "Prolific is prolific." 13.11.2025 21:25
It's not the first time Mr & Mrs Whitehall have been asked for podcast recommendations, but there are so many these days - it's tough to keep up! Plus, snack wars and whether or not you can describe a person and their talents as 'incredibly prolific." JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoughts or pro...
BARELY ALIVE IN BIRMINGHAM! "Extra large and extra hard..." 10.11.2025 40:19
In the first of three nights of live shows on the bounce, Mr & Mrs Whitehall stopped off in bustling Birmingham for a rip-roaring evening. Expect awkward laughter in church, shocking revelations and BYOB! JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, p...
LIFE LESSONS: "Take the stairs." 06.11.2025 23:31
The Whitehalls returned from the Richmond Theatre, just down the road to Whitehall Towers; the shortest journey home yet! For this life lesson, a DL who is looking for a bit of energy from somewhere... But where to find it? JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@...
BARELY ALIVE IN RICHMOND! "I think I'm in there..." 03.11.2025 47:03
On to Richmond and what a fantastic audience they were... The Whitehalls met Charlie and glossed over whether or not he was old enough to be at the show, receive a thoughtful present from Diana and give Toby & Adam some advice for the future! JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to...
LIFE LESSONS: "Play to your audience." 30.10.2025 24:10
As the dust settles on another wonderful tour show, Mr & Mrs Whitehall are back at Whitehall Towers to consider a life lesson... All brought on by a brilliant story from DL's Bradley & Ellen! JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps yo...
BARELY ALIVE IN GUILDFORD! "It's always AMERICANS." 27.10.2025 41:40
The tour carried on without pause this week, to the Yvonne Arnaud Theatre in Guildford! Listen out for the moment Mr Whitehall commits fully to throwing the Americans under the bus... Only to realise there are a couple in the audience! JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitterin...
LIFE LESSONS: "Sir will do." 23.10.2025 25:51
After the DL's had left the auditorium and the long journey from York back to Whitehall Towers was complete, it was time to fire up the microphones once more for a debrief and a life lesson... So what was Krista going to ask, after the false start on her email from Monday? JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your question...
BARELY ALIVE IN YORK! "We've finally done it!" 20.10.2025 42:15
It's ALIVE! Finally, after years of saying it would happen, here are The Wittering Whitehalls LIVE in a theatre, in front of a real audience!! Recorded at The Grand Opera House in York, with a packed house of lovely DL's, this was a real treat. JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to Th...
LIFE LESSONS: "If you're flying solo, don't wear the onesie." 16.10.2025 20:48
Mr Whitehall's back is still bothering him, but it's not getting in the way of this weeks 'light' helping. A DL asks this week whether he was aware of Winston Churchill's love of a 'onesie'. What do you think? JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or,...
Standing, Roaring & Discussions At The Dinner Table 13.10.2025 41:21
Mr Whitehall is not at his physical best this week, following a mild back injury... That doesn't stop him from exercising his theatrical skills, though. It's worth a look, so why not try the full video episodes on YouTube & Global Player? Plus... Seeking sofa perfection and a chap from the Channel Islands who doesn't hold with reversing into a parking space. JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR T...
LIFE LESSONS: "It's not the 1950's any more." 09.10.2025 18:55
An email from a DL all the way from Newfoundland this week! But should she come out of semi-retirement to do a fun job that gives her a break from house tasks? Her husband doesn't seem keen... JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd lik...
Cybertrucks, WFH & The "Cotswolds" 06.10.2025 40:06
Where are the Cotswolds? Well, Mr Whitehall has a pretty good idea of where ISN'T the Cotswolds... More on that later. Plus, the Cybertruck, more initialisms and the trouble with football commentators. JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps...
LIFE LESSONS: "Let them make their own mistakes!" 02.10.2025 18:59
It's not easy dealing with kids, at ANY age and the Whitehalls know that plenty well enough. This week, a DL seeks advice over their son and his girlfriend... What's the best course of action?? JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd li...
The Annexe, Tired Winston & Spirit Animals Revisited 29.09.2025 42:30
The Whitehalls are back to accompany you into the Autumn and there's no hanging about... This week, Mr Whitehall takes a very scientific, very in-depth quiz to determine his 'spirit animal' once and for all. JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, pe...
LIFE LESSONS: "Emojis might not mean what you think..." 04.09.2025 24:31
It's time to test the emoji knowledge of two octogenarian men... Roll up, roll up! Mrs Whitehall, inspired by a curious DL, is going to quiz Michael and Neil to see whether they have any hope of decoding such a complex, modern language. JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteri...
Victoria Wood, Sitcoms & ASMR (with special guest Neil Stacy!) 01.09.2025 45:36
What an absolute TREAT! We've all heard plenty from Uncle Neil over the years on The Wittering Whitehalls, but here he is for a FULL EPISODE! Hear all about his sitcom acting years, his favourite modern television and why 80 gardeners would be too many for anyone. JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, though...
LIFE LESSONS: "Couples who cook together... Are more than welcome to do so!" 28.08.2025 20:59
This weeks email comes from a DL who's trying to reach a conclusion, but are they way off the mark? Plus... dog vomit, chives and delicious ice cream! JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note...
Dire Straits, Vans & A Platypus 25.08.2025 43:19
So, what happened to Churchill's platypus, gifted to him during the war, by the people of Australia? The mystery is solved! Plus, Mrs Whitehall behind the wheel of a van and Mr Whitehall making a luncheon faux pas. JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com...
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