The Wednesday Audio

Look at ya. I mean, look at ya. Sat there, reading this, waiting for something to happen. Waiting for some ins*ght. Waiting for the c*ntent to enlighten you. To warm your soul. To make you feel better. Well, we don’t sell that sort of content around here my friend. That sort of content is peddled by the other lot, and that’s not what this is. This is The Wednesday Audio pal. This is something enti...

In this episode, I attempt to clarify my position on clarifications. Not satisified with my clarification of the clarifications, I further clarify my position several times. Just to clarify, I like to clarify what I want to say whilst clarifying what I don’t want to say. Just to be clear. Clarity is important. Get full access to The Wednesday Audio at yeahwednesdays.substack.com/subscribe

I’m as surprised as you that this podcast made it to episode 40. I’ve been doing it nearly a year now. It started off with good intentions. Noble intentions. Proper intentions. Then something happened. I got sick of reading threads on Twitter. I started ranting a bit. Started throwing more music in. Started throwing random sound effects in. Started making up “bits” and “sections” and “features”. B...

Apparently there’s this thing where you make a thing and then you can use that thing to make another thing. But you don’t make another thing —not really—you just make a bit of that first thing into a new bit of a new thing. Apparently, this is called content repurposing, and it allows you to create just one thing that you can keep spinning out into other things . Well, since I have lots of episode...

It’s my birthday soon, so I thought I’d treat you to a full-bodied episode. I throw everything at it, give you as many sound effects as possible, every feature possible, everything including the kitchen sink. I couldn’t have given more v*lue. I’m sucked dry now. I’m sucked dry. In this week’s episode: * SHOW NEWS * LISTENER MISSIVES * BANNED WORDS BIN OR BAND WORDS BIN * I WOULDN’T SAY * F IS FOR...

This episode is your fault. Regards, Craig Get full access to The Wednesday Audio at yeahwednesdays.substack.com/subscribe

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It’s January. We’re all banging on about “building habits” like we’re building Lego. We’re all talking about becoming “better versions of ourselves” (whatever that means), learning “healthy habits” (whatever that means) and trying to stop making “bad habits” (whatever that means). Well. I’m not. I already failed my resolution . So let’s lean into my mistakes, shall we? Get full access to The Wedne...

We’ve all got ‘em haven’t we? We’ve been thinking about ‘em for a few weeks. Dreaming about ‘em. Planning for ‘em. Imagining what it might feel like to achieve ‘em. How beautiful it’d be to finally climb that mountain. Finally feel accomplished. Finally achieve something. That’d be nice wouldn’t it? I suppose it would. I wouldn’t know. I just failed my 2022 resolution with this podcast. Enjoy. IN...

Well that’s it. We killed 2021. It’s over. To celebrate its death I put together a super-duper-bumper-dumper episode this week. A real hum-dinger of a send-off for a year most of us will probably want to forget. I’ve even invented new features for you this week, because I’m a generous god. This week: * SHOW NEWS * LISTENER MISSIVES * BANNED WORDS BIN OR BAND WORDS BIN * “I WOULDN’T SAY” * F IS FOR...

As a Christmas treat I’ve discovered a draft version of a book that Robert Greene never released: The 48 Laws of Christmas Power . Enjoy. But more importantly: don’t listen to this and go enjoy your Christmas. If you’re curious, the full draft laws are below. If you want to enjoy them in the epiosde, ignore them. SPOILER BELOW. SPOILER BELOW. SPOILER BELOW. Maybe you want to spoil it for yourself....

James, so Clear of his purpose, asked James to Clear something up for him. This was a second James who was Clear of the first James. Just to Clear that up. “James,” Clear said with James in mind but Clear intentions, “James, Clear something up for me.” James obviously wanted to Clear up the confusion. No James likes being less than Clear of a situation. “James, what is a habit? The idea is not Cle...

You decide to take a stand. This is it. You’ve had enough of it all. They’re all the same. They treat you like sh*t. They pretend to like you, they don’t really like you. You decide to take a stand. Sure, they send you messages and make you feel good. They give you good advice. Sometimes they even write you a useful thread. You even bookmarked that last one. You’ll read it one day. But you’ve had...

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but this is The Wednesday Audio. In this episode: * I introduce new sound effects * I introduce beer * I introduce Jear Claims * I introduce Listener Missives * I introduce a feature * I get interrupted by somebody * I finish the podcast Welcome. Get full access to The Wednesday Audio at yeahwednesdays.substack.com/subscribe

I mean it’s all pointless isn’t it. This stuff I write here doesn’t get read. You scan it to see what this episode is about and when you realise I’m not going to give you that you move on and ignore it. That’s all it is. This is just c*ntent. It’s a means to an end as Thomas J Bevan would say. It’s here to get you to perform an action, not to actually enjoy your time here. It’s just filler. The wa...

It is Wednesday once again. Yes. Welcome. In this week’s episode: * I try a more professional opening after watching some YouTube videos * I actually have sympathy listener missives and try to be thankful * I have the most ins*ghtful thing James Clear has ever said and I try to be impressed Enjoy? P.S. Your feedback is always appreciated. It is highly likely it will be featured in the next episode...

Hello? Hello? Are you still there? I think Carlos might have messed up my audience. First I asked Carlos to help me increase listeners. He told me to ask for reviews. Then I asked him for more tips, and he told me to be happier so I started telling jokes. THEN I asked him to help me develop an engaged audience and I think he’s messed everything right up. Is this still working? Let’s show Carlos wh...

Hullo. It is Wednesday. That means I reach my hand outside of the prison bars I have put around myself to deliver you another piece of v*lue packed full of c*ntent ready for your perusal. This week: * I discover I say ‘hello’ weird * I discover this podcast is weird * I discover you’re weird for listening * I discover that our podcast rankings are dropping * I discover that by saying ‘our’, you ar...

P.S. I refer to this episode as the 21st episode. It is not. It is the 24st. P.P.S. The episodes are slowly getting longer. I will never apologise for this. P.P.S.S. I missed out half of the listener missives this week. I’m sorry. I’ll try to be better. PPPSS. The Jear Claims bit is good this week. You’ll enjoy it. PPPSSS. The internal monologue I have with myself is quite funny time. You’ll love...

I went out tonight to enjoy a lovely movie. I had a lovely night out, lovely company. Even had a meal. It wasn’t lovely, it was TGI Fridays and it was actually quite lacklustre, especially seeing as though they didn’t bring over any cutlery and I had to eat my starter with my hands and then the cutlery they did bring was comically large especially the knives, but I had a lovely evening. Then I com...

Welcome to another edition of my podcast that is exclusively about Wednesdays, recorded on a Wednesday and driving for a better Wednesday for all except me. This week: * I decide to talk about c*ntent * I speak to you * I pretend to value your input * Graeme says my name wrong * I throw some words in the Banned Words Bin * I read out some tweets I love (?) * I talk about Wednesdays * I get bored o...

First of all, apologies. I’ll get back to writing stuff soon. I’m enjoying making these stupid podcasts at the minute. In this week’s episode: * V*alue * Lots of c*ntent * I tell Mike how he can listen to more of my podcasts * I read out reviews * I read out your comments * I read out Carlos’ reply * I give you an update on podcast positions * I talk about the Value Trap Thank you. Bye bye. P.S. A...

In this week’s episode: * Carlos tells me I must ask for more reviews * I ask for more reviews * I keep asking for reviews * Have you thought about reviewing? * I say some stuff about content voice Enjoy. Bye bye. Get full access to The Wednesday Audio at yeahwednesdays.substack.com/subscribe

The Wednesday Audio is back in its exclusive Wednesday spot, where I only talk about Wednesdays, on a Wednesday, exclusively on a Wednesday. Last week was a temporary shift-change required because I wasn’t going to be at my computer and I wasn’t going to change my entire schedule just so you could get a genuine Wednesday Audio experience. Anyway. In this week’s episode: * I have recorded on a Wedn...

First of all I apologise for my transgressions. This episode was recorded on a Tuesday. I have falsified the records. I have faked the podcast. The curtain has been drawn back only to reveal an empty open bird cage. Your bird escaped. You are sad. Tim probably hit it in the last episode. Anyway. In this week’s episode: * I hit the gong * I record on a Tuesday instead of a Wednesday * I talk about...