The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

This Bud's for YOU (for not killing yourself!). On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads: - well dressed old people - haterade for Shi Tzus - internal soundtrack for electric wheelchair moments - Fuckboi Theater - a Little Book of Farts palette cleanser - Prairie dogging wisdom teeth - a sordid drug history And a look at the fourth agreement, Always Do Your Best.  EMAIL ME TheVoicesInOurHeads...

You didn't kill yourself! Yay! Today on TVIOH: a new daily thrill in which Kevin is a pawn, Fuckbio Theater, a much needed palate cleanser courtesy of Rupi Kaur, the smash hit  "Kevin Did You Shit On The Floor Yet?", and a deep dive into Don Miguel Ruiz's Third Agreement: Don't Make Assumptions.  I haven't gotten a Patreon account yet, still thinking on it. EMAIL ME: TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gma...

Hello, hero! On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads, half assed Tik Toks, animal field trips. bad tea habits, a little fuckboi theatre followed by a pallet cleanser and a deep dive into the second agreement: Don't Take Anything Personally. It's a tall order, but it can be done.  If you haven't watched my short film, DWELL, yet, here is the link! My sincerest "theeenkyaw SO much" to everyone...

You're a hero! No, but seriously if you're working at a hospital or drug store or grocery store or public transportation, etc... Thank you. On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads, a very unique Fuckboi Theater (get your dick pics ready), Quarantine Turd and King of the week, and a deep dive into the first agreement: Be impeccable with your word. I'll finish the rest of the synopsis later, t...

First and foremost, I hope everyone is staying as safe and sane as possible. These are some crazy times, friend. Stay inside if you can! On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads: Fuckbois in the Time of Corona Quarantine Turd of the Week (it's Glenn Beck) Quarantine KwEeN of the Week and the first installment of the Four Agreements deep dive, all about domestication, pleasing our parents, the...

Wow, what a time! What a time. Regardless of what you’ve said or done before this moment, can we all make a deal to isolate as much as possible? Shit’s getting wild, wash ya hands and stay inside and cut the racism. Also revealed on today’s episode, my family’s history of back luck with pets, my new son, Kevin, and a story about a terrible night when I was a broke/drunk 22-year-old.  I’m starting...

Oh my Jesus Christ on a cracker this is a weird time. An extra meaningful congratulations on not killing yourself this week. I hope you're all staying safe and sane because I recently went on the trip from hell and lost my mind.  I'm diving into The Four Agreements over the next few episodes, if you're short on cash and want me to send you a paper copy of the book, email me TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodc...

My female friendships are very special to me and that's because I'm friends with some very exceptional women. Donna Guerreros is one of those women and on today's episode of The Voices in Our Heads, it's me and Dee and YOU because you didn't kill yourself! You're still here, woohoo, great job!! Get more of Donna in your life: www. TheDonasProject.com Instagram.com/the.donas instagram.com/DeeShoots...

Woohoo, you're alive! On todays episode: a relentless (fuck)boi, a break-thru moment, two poetic mango sorbets, one VERY annoying cover of a song that you absolutely did not need in your life and might even want to fast forward thru, and lessons I'm currently learning about empaths from Judy Dyer, author of The Empowered Empath. For all the resources mentioned in the episode, visit: www. KrystynaH...

Enjoy some fuckboi theater with a poetic palette cleanser, a tale about a man and his baby, my recent self-help find and tons more. Tons. No, really. Tons. www. KrystynaHutchinson.com

Congrats on not killing yourself! It's my birthday and I'm smoking a doobs during this episode while I tell you about eating a dick in front of Robin Wright, the most cringeworthy bomb of my stand-up jOuRnEy, Fuckboi Theater, and then to make up for the disappointment that Fuckbois can often evoke, I read some beautifully crafted, well thought-out words from professional poets.. Thank you to Russi...

You're still alive, you freakin' hero! Happy to have you. On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads, some thoughts on Miss Americana, Goop Laps, Wim Hof and a brief visit from a laundry guy and my manager that I just realized I forgot to call back. Then, we take a deep dive into the strenuous medical history of the woman who raised me and our conversation that will forever leave a mark. And la...

This episode of This Voices In Our Heads was recorded minutes after I got home from therapy so buckle your seat belts and let's analyze the quality of soothing I received as a kid and how that's created a void of safety!! I'm so excited that you didn't kill yourself again this week, mazel tov. And hey, let's read a Hinge bio of a man who is holding a fish in each hand in his profile picture, it's...

This week on The Voices In Our Heads: You didn't kill yourself (hooray!), Fuckboi bios, sober prank calling, the magical world of VR and a journey down 14-year-old-Krystyna Lane.  Follow me on social media: Instagram.com/KrystynaHutch Twitter.com/KrystynaHutch

Hey, congrats on not killing yourself this week! On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads my best friend since the 10th grade, Melissa, and I chat about the ghosts of relationships past, my weird past relationship with my mother in which I would leave at the drop of a hat to make my grandparents eggs, our old pranking days, and what the fuck we do to our hair when we wear it curly (and hey, I...

Sometimes you go to a spa to get a facial and a few days later it looks like a pizza took a shit on your face. When you go back to that spa in tears and the manager gives you an attitude, you get today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads. #PettyPetty2020 For tour dates and resources mentioned in this episode, visit: www. KrystynaHutchinson.com Follow me on social media @KrystynaHutch

Extra congrats to you on not killing yourself this week, especially if you're joining me in Feel Your Feelings January. WOOF, this is... something. This week's episode includes two very scary Fuckboi bios, a brief summation of why Wawa is my church, a documentary about a dame and her apes, and an update on week 1 of no weed or booze. Feelings are hard but complaining about it helps, so thank you f...

HAPPY NEW YEAR! 2020 is going to be exciting, I can feel it. This week on The Voices In Our Heads, a very classic Fuckboi Theater, I recap my weekend opening for the great Dave Attell, a bucket of paint fell on my head,  another oddball Christmas card from Hustler Magazine, and then I talk about my hopes and dreams for Dry January aka one month of NO alcohol or weed aka Feel Your Feelings January....

Merry Christmas and thanks for not killing yourself! Here's some Fuckboi theater, a story about my Saturday that involved wigs, martinis, a hot man,  weed & Dave Chappelle, and a few high hopes for 2020. MERRY CHRISTMAS /FELIZ NAVIDAD /  HAPPY CHANUKAH / HAPPY (almost) KWANZAA catch ya in 2020

You didn't kill yourself, hooray! We continue with the weird-o vibe on today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads and I've added a little Mucinex to the mix. Turns out, that shit makes you goofy. Enjoy some fun life advice, hear about adventures in not stealing from CVS, what I've witnessed in the mouths of pigeons that are far worse than a scone and the lovely emotional dance one experiences whil...

You're still here and I'm so glad! Today's episode of TVIOH is goofy and silly and stupid because we need a cute break after last week's episode and by "we" I mean me! You're gonna get a little Fuckboi Theater, some killer movie recs, a song from my favorite Sudanese rapper, ideas for movie plots that I highly encourage you to take advantage of and a lot of other random shit. Wow, we're killing it...

Some of us are fucked up from things that happened to us when we were kids.  This episode of TVIOH dives into the varying degrees of childhood trauma its side effects. All the books and Ted Talks and websites mentioned can be found at www. KrystynaHutchinson.com WE GOT THIS, GUYS! Now go rollerblade or walk through a park or something cute. Google Doc Survey: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI...

You kept yourself alive for another week, woohoo! On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads, my good friend and fellow stand-up comedian, JUSTIN SILVER, and I recap our amazing week and the crazy bananas life we get to live. Other topics include: seeing Tool on Mushrooms, the fumbles of a platonic friendship, crying at dog beaches and San Diego strip clubs. Next week I'm diving into childhood...

Yay, you didn't kill yourself! On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads: dialing 911 and then hovering your thumb over the call button trying to figure out if you're about to get sex-trafficked or nah, commentary on WWII that nobody asked for, being too tired to care about social studies, and Jared Kushner is a turd

You came back! Hi! On this episode of The Voices In Our Heads ya girl is period-ing and just ate a LOT of food. Let's take a brief tour of the Babes on Blades Spotify playlist that includes the joyful resurgence of "Hey Leonardo." Then, we hear from many Fuckbois who have one unfortunate gal's Instagram inbox in common, I answer a series of random questions and then explain why my Novaco Anger Sca...