The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

My report shows that the squad has been nearly wiped out by the enemy! Tsavora (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was killed by an oncoming tank, Moose Mouse (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) died valiantly killing that same tank, Otto (Laura Hamstra) died botching an attack on the enemy, and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) lost his arm to a battle cannon. But can this one-handed hero rescue th...

My report shows that the squad has landed on the planet’s surface! Tsavora (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) flame-throwered a rebel gun emplacement and was grievously injured, Moose Mouse (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) provided covering fire and shredded the enemy, and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) continued his implacable advance. But can these heroes survive the oncoming Leman Russ bat...

This addendum to my report includes the history of Attikus Vis (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt)! Journey into his past, and explore the battle where he lost his arm and ultimately found himself. Was this loss glorious or terrible? Did Attikus have friends or has he always been a solitary warrior? And what early lessons ultimately shaped Valentyne's trusted right hand?! Featuring our Game Master, Tom...

The Inquisitorial launch party has returned! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) brought alcohol back with him, Attikus’s (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) power fist prevented the boarding party from dying in an engine explosion, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) discussed Lyric and Alto’s deaths with Interrogator Chora, while Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) hid elsewhere. What will th...

The Inquisitorial Band have sent a team to explore the Iron Kestrel! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) launched the cable that got the boarding party across and Attikus’s (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) power fist made the entryway. Meanwhile Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) learned more about Cainhurst’s xenos interests, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) stuck to the shadows and wen...

The Inquisitorial Band have been running drills to prepare for boarding actions. Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) took to the role of playing an abomination from the warp, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) was questioned by Ivanikoth about the xenos and chaos cultists on her home world, Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) developed an addiction to Sniff-Musk, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @the...

The Inquisitorial Band have begun cooperating at the outset of their next quest! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) traded combat training philosophies with Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra), Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) was given a mission to eliminate Interrogator Chora, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) learned that Inquisitor Cainhurst may be far more corrupt than he ori...

The Inquisitorial Band are aboard the Marni’s Song and ready to set sail! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) asked Morgan for help watching Gideon Kotov, Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) interrogated the new Interrogator, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) escaped her medical appointment with Thaddius, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made a speech to the crew before the ship la...

The Inquisitorial Band exchanged their stolen goods with the Ordo Xenos. Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) introduced Father Marcellus to the party, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) searched the ship for secret passages, Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) lamented the loss of his weapons, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made a new Inquisitorial ally but was forced to take on a...

The Inquisitorial Band succeeded in their various missions. Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) found Father Marcellus who he hopes will join the party, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) successfully got the Tyranid carapace sent to Valentyne, and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) killed a grot and unknowingly completed the plan! But will Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) be able to t...

The Inquisitorial Band have split, with one half carrying out a heist and the other prepping the ship to leave. Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) was a master of stealth in the fortress, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) kept a watchful eye on Gideon Kotov, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) assigned more homework to his new adept, and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was mistaken f...

The Inquisitorial Band have found their next destination. Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) survived his experience in the machine and is fully recovered, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was troubled but held back during the treatment, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found a need for a carapace in Inquisitorial storage and assigned Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) to get it...

The Inquisitorial Band were preparing for a mind scan. Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) beat up the beastman before Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) talked him into cooperating, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was deeply disturbed by Valentyne’s comfortable chat with a heretic, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) disciplined a stormtrooper after hatching a plan to send copies...

The Inquisitorial Band became an unlikely team. Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) faced off with the Inquisitor and stayed in his cell, Morgan’s (Del Borovic, @deltastic) grapple-hawk was returned to her, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) recruited several heretical assistants, and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) took his first unknowing step down the path of becoming an Interrog...

The Inquisitorial Band remained in the Inquisitorial Fortress. Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) used his time in captivity to sleep off his hangover, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tried his first pastry and loved it, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) exchanged truth for truth until the Inquisitor enlisted her in his band! But will Eli f...

The Inquisitorial Band returned to the Fortress, where Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) had Morgan and Eli arrested. Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) is trying to sober up, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) spoke on the Navy man’s behalf as he respected his piety, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) managed to sneak a gun into her cell with her! Can Valentyne determine the value...

Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) stormed the Claw & Wing and have been united with Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic). After Toby the Grapple-Hawk cleared their exit of a drill-wielding madman it appears the Inquisitorial Band are about to escape the Redacted ambush! But can their luck hold up lon...

Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt), along with the last surviving Stormtrooper in their team, are escaping into the hive pursued by the Redacted. Meanwhile, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) both managed to get into the back room of the Claw & Wing before a strike team burst through the front door!...

Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) were taking a team of Inquisitorial Stormtroopers into the hive when their journey was interrupted by an ambush on the road! Meanwhile Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) were held hostage by a team of the Redacted, preparing for a Loyalist assault on their bar. Wit...

Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) were taking full advantage of the Inquisitorial Stronghold. They put a researcher onto the clues they’d gathered, re-geared themselves in the armoury and discovered a psyker who shared Valentyne’s visions. Requisitioning four Inquisitorial stormtroopers they set off into the hive to find Morgan (Del Bo...

Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Attikus Vis (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) were being delivered to an Inquisitorial Stronghold on Last Gleaming. They were brought before the Lord-Inquisitor of the Ordo Hereticus and Valentyne was interrogated to determine if he was some kind of clone or other heretical trick. Luckily his identity proved true and he was promoted to the ful...

Morgan Rhalls (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli Sharpe (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) were left behind when their Inquisitor died. Having taken over the Claw & Wing, they’ve been doing their best to keep their bar going and themselves sane. Morgan befriended a romantically foolish giant, while Eli has been lecturing nearby youths about the cost of serving the Inquisition. But what will happen whe...

Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Attikus Vis (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) have allied themselves with the Witch Hunter Davian Mutus. Valentyne spun a new yarn to win an ally, while Attikus slaughtered an entire boarding party of invaders. Now they’re being towed past the Heretic Sun to find answers about the confederacy, as well as to find new companions on their quest....

Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Attikus Vis (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) entrenched themselves happily on the Marni’s Song. Valentyne tried to win over the crew before executing one of them as a traitor, and Attikus aided in the Inquisitor’s research by providing bottomless recaf service. Now their ship is under attack by two separate squadrons intent on killing Billing...

Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) has executed Glasgow Vicodin while Attikus Vis (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) slaughtered Inquisitor Billingburg in single combat. With two members of the confederacy killed, and a string of fallen acolytes behind them, have they improved the future or doomed the Emperor to a worse fate? And what will happen next in their journey to save the Im...