The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

The Inquisitorial band have studied up on their rivals! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) realised everyone would be dangerous to talk to, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) worried about the unknowns, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) worried about a rival who seemed equally violent, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) began to form plans within plans! How will these heroes surviv...

The Inquisitorial band has found security, staff and criminal contacts! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) organized the hiring, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) coached Hugh to harness his personal power, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) discovered some criminal allies, and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) struggled to keep up appearances! What will our heroes discover when they...

The Inquisitorial band is renovating Van Houten Manor! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was deeply uncomfortable without his shotgun, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) continued advising Attikus as a Rogue Trader, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) built a staff around the band’s shipmates, and Attikus began (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) winning over Hugh Smiggleton! Can our heroes mana...

The Inquisitorial band has taken over Van Houten Manor! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) nailed the landing on a broken pad, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) played the role of a stylish Rogue Trader, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) threatened a local clerk in his new persona, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) hired a local to grease the political wheels! Can they draw the a...

The Inquisitorial band has reached Greybridge! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) focused on the task at hand, Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) continued to sober up, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) pushed back about becoming an Interrogator, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) trapped his new protégé in an attempt to convince her to join the Inquisition willingly! Can the team...

The Inquisitorial band is preparing to sneak into Greybridge! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) discovered he has to impersonate a noble, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) started to teach him how to act fancifully, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) struggled to break Eli of his naval precision, and the team made ready to join high-society! Will they be able to earn an invitation to the...

The Inquisitorial band has discovered their next target! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) is still recovering from withdrawal, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) ordered the ship forward to pursue the Aeldari Trin Rakai, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) is preparing to impersonate her adopted mother, and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is starting to study high-society! Will thes...

My report shows that Cainhurst and the Mercy for the Pure have been destroyed! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) confessed his addiction and has taken steps to battle it, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) flagellated themselves clear of impurity, and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) led a demolition team to destroy Cainhurst’s heresy! Where wil...

My report shows that the party has survived their battle with Cainhurst! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) woke first, paranoid that he’s been infected by Tyranid DNA, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) found new glasses and quarantined Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) declared Chora lost and recovered the pods from the Mercy! What will...

The party has returned to their ship! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) finished off Cainhurst, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) barely survived the scrap long enough to leap to safety, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made the decision to leave Chora behind to guarantee the group’s safety! What will they learn from Cainhurst’s data? And w...

The party has nearly killed Cainhurst! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is prepared to die if it allows him to kill the corrupted inquisitor, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is allowing acid to burn through him as he covers Morgan, Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) rejoined the fight and crippled Cainhurst’s wings, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) is desperately trying to co...

The Inquisitorial party is desperately battling Cainhurst, knowing only one group can survive! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) ripped the corrupted Inquisitor’s jaw off, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) protected Morgan and rained bolts upon the beast, Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was hurled into a hybrid mob, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) nearly put a bullet into Ca...

My report shows that the Inquisitorial party is engaged in desperate combat with Cainhurst himself! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) distracted the beast with sniper fire, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) traded blows with it but is losing ground quickly, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) struck hard but was sprayed with acid in return, and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) froze...

The Inquisitorial party has escaped the Dream of Flight! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) led the charge across the flight deck, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) followed up by clearing a second path through the horde, and the Inquisitorial band is now facing off with Cainhurst and a group of his Tyranid m...

The Inquisitorial party is battling Cainhurst’s xenos! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) held back the ‘Nids with his fists, Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) were horrified to discover that Cainhurst was corrupted by megalomania and xenos tech, and Valentyne’s (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) voice was stolen by the heretic who’s attempting to steal the...

The Inquisitorial party is battling Tyranids aboard the Dream of Flight! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) proved to be epically deadly with his fists, Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) found great satisfaction in blasting the hated xenos, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) took a toll on the enemy with her sniper rifle, and Valentyne sang inspiration to his team. But what will happen now they...

The Inquisitorial party is preparing the Dream of Flight for combat! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Cora barricaded the doors, Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) used the ship’s sensors to confirm a veritable horde of opponents is closing in, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) looted the dead psyker’s quarters, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) came to suspect Cainhurst is...

The Inquisitorial party has boarded Cainhurst’s ship pursued by enemies! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Chora found the armoury stripped of weapons, Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Kotov tried and failed to activate the ship’s weapons, while Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) found the psyker’s quarters which were a scene of madness...

The Inquisitorial party has found Cainhurst’s ship! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Chora scouted forward, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) joined Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) in forced positivity, unsettling Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra), and Valentyne was pleased when Kotov discovered cryo-pods that could be used in their mind-cloning experiments. But with Morgan o...

The Inquisitorial boarding party dismantled the bridge! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) directed Kotov’s efforts, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) disabled the ship’s guns, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) strategized against a possible chaos threat, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) led Chora on a scouting mission deeper into the ship. Will they discover the secrets of an a...

My report shows that the Inquisitorial boarding party has reached the bridge! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) commanded the team as they moved, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) demonstrated his value as a door opener extraordinaire, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) kept multiple pairs of eyes on their surroundings, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) kept Kotov moving forward....

The Inquisitorial band is preparing to board an abandoned medical frigate! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) chose the method of approach, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) collected the appropriate breaching tools, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) met with Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) to discuss what she’d learned about Interrogator Chora. What will happen when Morgan’s e...

The Inquisitorial band left the Iron Kestrel behind! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) applied his naval knowledge to the investigation, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) presented his first theory about evidence… ever, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) ordered Doctor Thaddeus Thunderhorn to report any abuses he suffers at the hands of the crew. What will happen now they’ve fou...

Another guardsman has been lost but Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) got a new arm! Scrumbledumpling (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) carried out a masterful surgery after the death of a fellow medic, Attikus used his new fist to build his first shield, and the team was joined by a driver (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra). But can they survive their vehicle being immediately shot by a battle t...

Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is about to undergo emergency surgery! Despite having one arm Attikus, rescued a medic, a second medic appeared and discovered an available power fist, and Scrumbledumpling was overwhelmed by this very bad day. But can two out-of-practice medics carry out a highly dangerous surgery and save Attikus’s life? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) and pl...