Max Balegde & George Clarke
The Useless Hotline
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid...
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Max Balegde & George Clarke
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Latest episode
May 3, 2026
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Episodes
Max & George Recap Biggest YouTube Cancelations, Do The Chubby Bunny & Cinnamon Challenges 11.02.2024 1:15:31
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Max reveals discussion with EKIN-SU and George talks relationship preferences 04.02.2024 1:26:27
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Max & Andrew Reveal Relationship Secrets and Rate George's Dating Profile!! 28.01.2024 1:17:58
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Max & George Blind Rank Each Other and React to Snape AI 21.01.2024 54:41
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Max talks Amsterdam x rated experience, Paris being Overrated and George reads max’s mind!! 14.01.2024 1:01:14
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Max and George Discuss Gypsy Rose Blanchard, Being Banned From Hinge and New Years Ins & Outs 07.01.2024 1:19:18
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Max & George Have HEATED Argument Over Taylor Swift Tour, Football & Pete Davidson 31.12.2023 1:26:10
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Max and Georges sisters reveal embarrassing childhood secrets, throwback photos and family arguments 24.12.2023 1:36:10
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Joe Sugg & Caspar Lee Join Us For The Office Christmas Party!! 17.12.2023 1:13:05
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George Clarke discusses relationship with the sidemen, max reveals political mishap & blind rankings 10.12.2023 1:10:31
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Max & George discuss best & worst guest, celebrate one year of the pod and surprise gifts 03.12.2023 1:26:26
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Madam Joyce addresses Angry Ginge drama, reveals locked in secrets and talks about success of her podcast 26.11.2023 1:26:40
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George Clarke reveals all about his bike accident 19.11.2023 1:25:31
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Max and George reveal HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! Discuss backlash from Max’s charity event, and rank Disney channel shows 12.11.2023 1:09:11
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Elle Brooke Discusses Her Private Videos Resurfacing, Kingpyn Drama & Dillon Danis Choking Drama 05.11.2023 1:13:44
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Max and George expose opinions on YouTubers, reveal the worst names and create their own sayings 29.10.2023 1:01:48
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Max and George talk SPOOKY Halloween dilemmas, comments on their clothing line & cancelling trick or treating 22.10.2023 1:23:34
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Max Balegde and George Clarkeey reveal HUGE announcement, discuss creepy co workers and play guess the celeb 15.10.2023 1:06:04
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Max Balegde and George Clarkey address hate comments, give thoughts on celebs and dating fake people 08.10.2023 1:15:16
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some fa...
Max Balegde Questions George Clarke’s Love Island Hotel Room Party and Quiz’s his Disney Knowledge 01.10.2023 1:10:19
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some fa...
James Buckley reveals Inbetweeners secrets, talks life after Jay and weird fan requests 25.09.2023 1:25:19
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some fa...
Max And George recap the Sidemen Charity match, Olivia Rodrigo and Taylor Swifts “beef” and play who’s punching 17.09.2023 1:15:49
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some fa...
ArthurTV reveals secrets of UK YouTube, growing up with ChrisMD and thoughts on the Sidemen 10.09.2023 1:25:57
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some fa...
BONUS: Max Balegde and George Clarkeey talk wildest university memories and things they wish they’d done differently! 05.09.2023 36:38
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. This week we have a special bonus episode made possible by John Lewis & Partners and Samsung! We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and...
The USELESS GAMESHOW: Countdown, Family Feud and Carrot in a Box 03.09.2023 1:22:11
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some fa...
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