Max Balegde & George Clarke
The Useless Hotline
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid...
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Max Balegde & George Clarke
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May 3, 2026
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Episodes
Chloe Burrows Addresses Dating Rumours, Problem With INSIDE and Secrets of Reality TV 27.08.2024 1:27:06
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Those Katie Price Pictures and Confronting Fans At Festivals! 18.08.2024 53:39
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What was wrong with the Olympics!? Ranking Nostalgic Games & Georges Secret Meal Deal 11.08.2024 55:31
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Ayame discusses relationship with Yuval, future dating and going viral! 04.08.2024 1:09:42
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Throwing £***,*** influencer party, YouTuber 3 peaks challenge and winning an award? 28.07.2024 44:31
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Donald Trump Conspiracy… Those Sketch Videos & Elphaba's Back! 21.07.2024 1:06:09
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Why We Might Stop the Podcast, Terrifying AI and What NOT to do in the Shower 14.07.2024 1:31:31
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Gkbarry on Turning down the Sidemen, Secrets of Brand Trips and THAT TikTok Group 07.07.2024 1:48:16
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Did George Complete His challenge..? And Max is Unhinged in LA! 30.06.2024 50:10
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Max and Andrew FIGHT, Discuss Taylor Swift and Fall Back In Love 23.06.2024 1:24:52
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Turning down going on Sidemen Inside, THAT Wayne Lineker Video and Season 2 begins! 16.06.2024 1:43:38
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The truth about our tour... Is this the end of The Useless Hotline?? 19.05.2024 1:15:13
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Max & George start tour!! and max reveals his disgusting habit on the road… 12.05.2024 1:07:33
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Logan pauls gender reveal and Georges tragic love life 05.05.2024 1:14:20
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What Jeremy Clarkson Is Really Like, Why Glee Should Be Banned And Another RIFF OFF 28.04.2024 1:19:08
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George Discusses Getting Catfished, Max Address Hate Comments and More! 21.04.2024 1:42:52
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Max and George Discuss JoJo Siwa Controversy, Failing Fitness Challenge and more 14.04.2024 1:24:40
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CBB star Bradley Riches talks living with Sharon & Louis, Heartstopper season 3, and what’s next for him! 07.04.2024 1:35:18
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Rupaul’s Drag Race WINNER Tia Kofi talks UK vs The World cast, and fans reactions 31.03.2024 1:52:26
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ArthurTV and Arthur Hill Reveal Dating Preferences, Expose Embarrassing Secrets and the Truth Behind Platform Roullette 24.03.2024 1:40:47
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George Confronts Max On His Betrayal, Discuss Kate Middleton and Meeting Milly Bobby Brown! 17.03.2024 1:36:37
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Ash Holme Exposes Problems with Locked In and Jack Remington Reveal X Factor secrets 10.03.2024 2:03:05
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Max & George Prank Called Arthur Tv and Plan Their Proposal!! 03.03.2024 1:12:51
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Max Reveals Secrets of Meeting Zendaya and Thoughts on THAT Billie Eilish Moment 25.02.2024 1:17:20
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Chris MD Discusses His Breakup, Dating Celebs and tests Max's Football Knowledge 18.02.2024 1:43:07
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