The Unimaginary Friendcast

The hosts are at it, again. Rabbi Zalman Kravitz is their special guest! David Monster prepared for an Un-Godly Holy War. Did he get it? Either way, Rabbi Z's visit is bona fide mitzvah. Other topics include: Jews for Judaism, Money, Bro!, Buddhism, Buddhist Master Huiyen, Vomit, Dev Patel, The Talmud, The Torah, The Bible, The Quran, Adam, Eve, God, Abraham, Satan, Mitzvahs, Israel, Religious Fre...

The hosts don't hold back as they rip the current generation a new one while explaining what the hell the Fyre Fest was, the aftermath, and the consequences of being a card-carrying member of the Trump Generation. Then, they go on to tell us what they think of all involved. If you ever thought a Whoredashian or a Hadid was "cool", this podcast may not be for you. Other Topics include: Nathan Von E...

Girl-cotts! Can anyone make a difference? The hosts quickly review some historical boycotts. They realize there is one unsurprising common denominator for every successful protest. After some vicious arguing, they give ideas of their own, which they came up with all by themselves, or lifted off the internet. Other topics include: Giraffes, Wine Safari, Betrayal, P.A. Wikoff, Podwalker50, Topless W...

The Last Mother. Super-surprise guest, and Number One Fan, Nancy Von Edmondson, Sr. graces the podcast with her presence. Fasten your seatbelts, because she is one spicy mother. Other Topics: Jonas Salk, Polio, The Von Edmondsons, Ben, Scott, Nathan, Harold, Marv, Christopher Hitchens, Beauty, Hotness, and Lesbians, but NOT Adam Levine, Janet Jackson, or their nipples. So sit back, relax, and enjo...

Art Attack! The hosts tour the L.A. Art Show, which is the World's most comprehensive International Encyclopedic Art Exhibition. The Best and Worst pieces of the show are revealed, and the hosts aren't shy about foisting  their opinions on the Art World as a whole. Let's face it, when it comes to Art, your Unimaginary Friend's opinion is the only one that's worth listening to. Added Bonus: They dr...

I Believe I Can Rape! R. Kelly is broken down and analyzed as the hosts review and discuss the first episode of Surviving R Kelly on Lifetime. The whole situation is hashed out, including a query of the statement: Nobody Cares About Black Girls. Are Black Women Truly invisible? Then, the listeners are given the greatest gift the Universe has ever known: A review of TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET, complete...

Erin is back with her Totally Awesome Facts you never knew about absolutely everything! But, BEWARE! It's just the facts. Don't wait around for follow up. She doesn't have time. Take in her splendor while you can. She's like a rainbow. It is what it is, then she's gone. You can look, but no touching. #JustTheFactsMaam Other topics include: Bob Williams, Hershey Bars, Adam Ant AND Adam and The Ants...

Life Organization. Nathan enlightens us on how to use The Bullet Journal Method by Ryder Carroll. He insists everyone will be able to track the past, order the present, design the future, and eat all the pizza they want without gaining an ounce. Erin counters with a quick tutorial on Wunderlist. As always, The Unimaginary Friendcast brings the world into the New Year with a bang. Other topics incl...

IQ for Dummies. God knows why, the hosts finally reveal their IQ's after taking free tests on the internet. They also run down the humans with the highest IQs in history, and one of them is a devastating shock. So, are you listening to three Einstein's, or are our hosts as dumb as Donald, Donald Jr., and Eric? Other Topics Include: Albert Einstein, Sharon Stone, Stephen Hawking, William James Sidi...

Nothing is not offensive, anymore. Our hosts review the worst offenders of the Christmas season, everything from the Date Rape song "Baby It's Cold Outside" to the 1964 claymation TV special, "Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer", in which we discover Santa Claus is a screaming homophobe. Find out where the hosts stand, because they make the final decision on whether these American favorites will be ba...

Entitlement of Beauty: Science finally catches up with the Unimaginary Friendcast, once again!. David has been saying "Hot = Crazy 100% of the time!" for years, and now he has the studies to prove it. You don't have to blame your mother, anymore. Your hideous appearance is holding you back! Good-looking people have a free pass! Science says so! Other Topics include: Seth MacFarlane & The Orville,...

God Is Dumb: Nathan Von Edmondson reviews recent studies that show Religion actually makes children stupid. Science finally proves what we've been saying for years. You could have knocked Erin and David over with a feather! They also send a big shout out to religious people, inviting them to be guests on the podcast.   Other Topics Include: Kevin Hart, The Oscars, Homophobia, Rudolph The Red Nosed...

The gang watches the first episode of Leah Remini: Scientology and The Aftermath, season 3, then reviews it for you, while David regales with anecdotes from his time in The Cult. Do we find out from Leah's family if she was as big a bitch as David claimed? Spoiler Alert: Yes. They confirm that she is! Other topics include: Church Of Scientology, Don Gorske, Big Mac's, Guinness Book of World Record...

In preparation for the Holiday Season, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr hurls out facts about how to maintain proper digestion and rejuvenate your health. You gotta pump all that old food outta there, so you can shovel in your mom's Christmas dinner. Erin's tips were obtained from a reliable source, studies were done and there is tons of evidence. We swear. When it comes to digestion, Erin ain't full of...

Enlightenment Now! The hosts are sick of all the crap Philosophers, Religious men, and deep thinkers have pumped into the world in search of spiritual freedom, and a quick buck. So, they solve the whole wacky mess, themselves. They delve deep into human history and discuss the best definitions the human race has offered, thus far, then pull 'em apart, and present a sleeker, new model of Enlightenm...

Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr takes us on a tour of Alien landscapes, here on Planet Earth! They truly are weird, wild, wonderful, and breath-taking. Featured: Fly Geyser, Spotted Lake, The Giant's Causeway, Thor's Well, Glass Beach, Lake Hillier, The Tianzi Mountains, The Chocolate Hills, and many more. Other Topics: Avatar and the floating mountains, Donald Trump, Twitter, Baptism, The Catholic Chur...

True Conspiracies. Each host dissects, explains, then Champions Conspiracy Theories they truly believe in an attempt to sway the other two. The most convincing wins and the theory becomes world-wide fact. Did aliens crash at Roswell, New Mexico? Did the Illuminati cover it up in their attempt to form a New World Order and take over Planet Earth? Are they Reptilians, or the precursor to German Nazi...

Mrs. Monster. The Hosts explore the depths of evil when they interview the woman Satan and Hitler call when they run out of ideas: Mrs. David's Mommy. It's a poignant 59 minutes as she recounts her joy and elation from giving David Monster countless beatings, and emotionally torturing him for years on end. On a less whimsical topic, Mrs. Monster recounts the genesis of her two most famous catch ph...

The Hosts dissect the holiday, and try to figure out why there are 867,412 Christmas films, yet only 3 Halloween Feel-Good flicks. To get you in the mood for one of our Top Ten Favorite American Holidays, the hosts rant, rave, and get very random about the last day of October. Other Topics Include, The BEST candy, Halloween Rituals, Tim Burton, Jamie Lee Curtis, Terror Behind The Walls, The Exorci...

Scientific Breakthroughs. The UF is a Bastion of Scientific Discovery. Everyone knows that. The hosts review the last year's Top 10 advances for mankind: Editing Human Embryos, Crispr, Metallic Hydrogen, Super-Earths, Exoplanets, Growing Organs outside of bodies, Regenerating Tissue, A.I. – Artificial Intelligence, Space X's Recycled Rockets, Growing Babies in Artificial Wombs, Lesbians, and Quant...

#HeLied #SheLied. The Hosts swore to never talk about politics ever, ever again, so naturally they dove right in to the deep end of the Kavanaugh Confirmation Crapfest. Boy, is it a Shit Show! ... NOT the Friendcast, but the entire US Government focusing all its energy on Supreme Court Judge Brett Kavanaugh, Dr. Christine Blasey Ford, Flake, McConnell, and every other idiot who runs our lives! Oth...

We know you've always wondered who the most fortunate human currently living is. Well, you're welcome, because we've scoured the four corners, and unanimously concurred. A list of the Luckiest People Alive are culled, considered, confabbed, and criticized, then we reveal the very utmost. Nominees are: Dakota Johnson, Meghan Markle, Gal Gadot, Keanu Reeves, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Katherine Hepburn,...

As most of the world finds solace through inspirational memes, the hosts analyze Spiritual platitudes, catch phrases, and quotes. As always, a horrible fight ensues and the podcast is shut down, but before that happens, they blow the lid off of the inner workings of the human species.   Other topics include: Deepak Chopra, Oprah, Marianne Williamson, The Great Philosophers, L. Ron Hubbard, Sam Har...

Everything Wonderful. The hosts of the Friendcast reveal ALL the Secrets of the Universe, EVERY Mystery Mankind ever pondered, and the Winners of EVERY Superbowl for the next ten years. Just wait. You'll hear it. Don't worry, keep listening. It's coming. Other topics include: iTunes Reviews, scolding Donald Trump, RuPaul and his Drag Race, Go-Go dancing, Jordan Peterson, and Heterosexuality, but N...

The Hosts unpack a list of the Top 10 Deadliest Animals on Planet Earth. Get ready to revile at the parade of insects, reptiles, charging beasts, ocean assassins, and the most dangerous creature that ever lived: a creepy, disgusting shocker that catches everyone by surprise. Other Topics include: Fantasy Football, Healthcare, Chicken Cake, Kombucha, and Paul Flart - the farting security guard (wha...