The Unimaginary Friendcast

America's a mess and no one is excited about any of our choices in the upcoming 2024 Erection. So, we stepped forward to proffer a solution. We arrived at one, but there were bumps along the way. Even though we all three agree on the basics, somehow we figured out a way to disagree on the almost blasé and noncontroversial subject of the Palestine Genocide. Voices were raised. Other topics include:...

We knew you couldn't live without our assessment of the Best & Worst of 2023, and our Predictions and Resolutions for 2024, so here they are! We also reviewed our Predictions and Resolutions from last year. How did we do? #youbethejudge Other Topics Include: TRUMP, TRUMP, TRUMP, & TRUMP, scientific breakthroughs, cloned meats, nuclear fusion, the climate crisis, abortion, Israel, Palestine, Biden,...

David Monster knew the Convicted Rapist, his Victims, his Supporters, AND how Scientology created a Haven for Predators. It's not a pleasant journey, but it's an important trip to take if you want to understand how anything like this can happen and be supported for so long, in this day and age. Other Topics Include: Donald Trump, MAGA, Taylor Swift, Tom Cruise, Ashton Kutcher, Mila Kunis, Leah Rem...

What the hell is it doing up there? Sit down, cause you're gonna be shocked! Do you know what the Maunder Minimum is? Nuclear Fusion? How stars are like Time Machines? Well, we do. Shut up and let us tell you! Other topics include: KARENs, A Bitch in the Crosswalk, Stars, Free Park Pizza, Rare Bird Show, Improv Reunion, Pramila Jayapal, Israel, Palestine, Politics, Earth, the Sugar Revolution, the...

One of the hosts was personally involved in the whole Danny Masterson, Convicted Rapist, situation, but had no idea! Sure, they personally knew Danny and two of his victims, but it didn't end there! We also report on the actual Conviction and the group of Scientologists who allegedly abandoned the victims and rallied to support Danny Masterson. Is one Juliette Lewis? Other Topics Include: Danny Ma...

One of the hosts just had a baby! Nathan, Erin, and David piece together the clues as to which one of them recently popped out a baby. That person then recounts the birth, which was described by the new mother as "the Dark Night of My Soul".  People think we just screw around when we're not recording our Podcast, but sometimes life happens, Bitch.  Other Topics Include: Mt. Rushmore, South Dakota,...

Most Amazing Person. Who is the Most Amazing Person you've ever met, and the one you want to meet? We reveal ours, and except for one, they're a total surprise to everyone. Who are yours? Would they make your friends gasp? Other Topics Include: Jim Carrey,  Jordan Peterson, Amy Sedaris, Dawn French & Jennifer Saunders, Kathy Burke, Alice Bag, Lisa Marie Presley, Debbie Harry, Orcas Island Pottery,...

Where would you eat if money were no object. Join our fantasy tour of the places we would go, and lemme tell you, we were in awe the whole time, and our mouths were drooling! Other Topics Include: Oprah Winfrey, Megan McMarkle & Prince Harry, Free Bird Café, Poo Café Beijing, Labassin Waterfall café, Ithaa Underwater Restaurant Maldives, Renato Viola Pizza Master Chef, Lava Café, HR Giger Museum B...

How do you react in complicated situations? What decisions do you make under duress, and why do your answers make you a complete psychopath? We take you through engrossing queries then answer them ourselves. Play along, it's a hoot, but you'll have to figure out why you're insane on your own time. #youcanleadahorse Other topics include: Velour's glorious obsession with Cake, Erin's uterus, Nathan...

WALT DISNEY is a PIECE of SHIT? Was he really Antisemitic? A misogynist? Racist? Has his head been thawed out from its cryogenic state? We answer all these questions and reveal a few more of his controversies and conspiracies in our attempt to figure out whether he was pure trash, or actually THE Shit. #itsasmallworldbitch Other topics include: Velour Von Edmondson's obsession with Chocolate Cake,...

Is he a Piece of Shit? This was a tough one. We didn't come to a conclusive decision. Even his biggest proponent had to admit they had conflicting feelings, after singing his praises for a solid hour. Does being a Cult member justify the means? Or, do the ends always lead to brainwashing? Please listen and let us know what you think. It would really help us out, like for real. #scientologyisabiscu...

Is Oprah THE Shit? After scouring through all the good and bad things she's ever done, we make our decision. We thought this was a slam dunk, but the subject turned out to be more controversial than we thought, in ways we never expected. Boy, did we get a smackdown from a listener, live on the air! Other topics include: Rocky and Sylvester Stallone, Peter Zeihan, Prince Harry & Meghan McMarkle, Ph...

"Piece of Shit" or "THE Shit"? Over the last 8 years we have been working with a team of Scientists, Neuro Physicists, Behavioral Specialists, and Lesbians to develop an evidence-based template for measuring the worth of a Human Being. In this episode, we quickly run through ALL of Mr. Musk's data to come up with a definitive and unanimous answer. You may, or may not, be surprised. #loveyameanit O...

We run through our Resolutions & Predictions from last year to see how we did, and were surprised to learn that we weren't completely wrong. Then, we did it all over again, and cast our divinations and intended improvements for 2023. #YouHaveToBelieveWeAreMagic Other Topics include: Erin's PG – pass it on, January 6th & the Insurrection, Trump, Madonna, and Tom Cruise, Melania, Russia, Putin, Chin...

Little Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr leads us through the good and the bad, the wondrous and tragic of the previous year. Some are surprising, some are exciting, and yes, some made us cry. #YoureWelcome #SorryBoutIt Other Topics Include: Game of Thrones, House of the Dragon, Fantasy Football, Philly style Pretzels, the Survivors of Sandy Hook, the James Webb Space Telescope, Perseverance Mars Rover, S...

Would you take a risk and have an exciting life, or remain the scared little Bitch you've always been? We whip out some unbelievably entertaining questions that make you think, laugh, and renew your zest for life. Some listeners even join in with adorable answers and some pithy questions of their own. #yourewelcome Other topics include: Thanksgiving, Spotify & Nathan's year in review, Know-it-alls...

Nathan is our guide through the Mid-Term Erections. He lets us in on who did what and what it means. Surprisingly informative. Of course, one of the other hosts made obnoxious comments on every single candidate and proposition. BUT, don't forget: the Unimaginary Friend Cast is your ultimate destination for all news, opinions, and erections. Full. Stop. Other topics include: Erin's Christmas partne...

Ever go to a Halloween Party where only the hosts dress up? Well, welcome to ours! We unveil hand-crafted Halloween treats, then regale you with stories of our wildest Halloweens and favorite Halloween movies. Scared much? Other topics include: The Crow, Brandon Lee, The Phillies, The Eagles, Abbott Elementary, Quinta Brunson, Kanye West ,Ye, Adidas, The Jews, Deathcon 3, Iran, The Iranian Revolut...

Believe it or not, we come into this one with facts, and give all the reasons why it COULD happen, then why it will NEVER happen. We end the episode with our prediction on what WILL happen. In a Shyamalan twist, one of the hosts hits us all with a mind-blower, and boy was it nice to get blown. Other topics include: Russia, China, Belarus, India, USA, Celestial Beings, Everyone, Everything, Adolph...

Are beautiful people grateful for the privilege their looks and charm have afforded them, or are they just fucking assholes? One host confessed to having been moved to tears. A listener praised us for "speaking truth to Hollywood and beauty". Once again, #yourewelcome   Other topics include: Halle Berry, Chris Pratt, Aristotle, Leo Tolstoy, Chris Pratt, Marilyn Monroe, Charlotte Rampling, the Tora...

We run through questions to evaluate and align any Creative Endeavor. Join us and answer them for yourselves, as we respond adeptly, with many tangents requiring the disciplinary actions of one of our hosts. BUT, the listeners loved it, and by the end they rose up, as one, in a celebratory orgasm of admiration. Seriously, not kidding. Other topics include: Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nathan's Will, Vel...

CHILDHOOD TREATS! Do you like the same stupid candy and junk food you did as a child? The hosts pick out 4 or 5 of the treats they ate as kids and review them as adults. Our livestream audience called out a few of theirs, too. It was so fucking much fun! #EatMuch #Bitch #CandyMukbang Other Topics include: Mason Con Splendason, Unimaginary Friendcast Instagram, Jax Snax, peach rings, oreos, tootsie...

300th Extravaganza! We BANG the MUK out of Philadelphia! Host David Monster is flown to join Erin & Nathan to film an orgy of food and Brotherly love, a real love letter to the city. The video is also available on the U.F. Facebook & YouTube. If you enjoy gluttony, Philadelphia, or comedic geniuses, it's a #MustSee Other Topics Include: Mukbang, Jim's Geno's Pat's Cheesesteak, Rita's Water Ice, Wo...

The Wonder that is the Unimaginary Friend Cast is revisited in depth. The hosts recount & recap the last 7 years of episodes leading up to the 300th. If you ever loved perfection, you'll mildly enjoy this. Other Topics Include: Boxes Boxes Boxes, Smut, Top Gun, Tom Cruise, Film Festivals, Best Picture awards, David Monster, Patreon, Bitch, Tony Ortega, Charles Phoenix, Pramila Jayapal, Congress, A...

SUPREME COURT - but is it? We review the glaring flaws with the highest court in America. It's really fucked, folks, but GOOD NEWS! We solve the hideous mess, just like we solve every problem in the World. So, shut up, and listen, and you're welcome… again. Other topics include: BOXES! BOXES! BOXES!, Nathan writing by hand like some kind of caveman, Alzheimers, Senility, Abortion, Guns, Net Neutra...