The Unimaginary Friendcast

Nathan breaks into our regularly scheduled programming with alarming news: Israel has unleashed an army of 8-legged "water bears" in a take-over attempt, because "God promised us the moon!" If you're mouth is hanging open, and you're wondering, "How? Who? What? When?", don't worry. You're just like we were. Nathan explains it all, and what you can do to ensure the safety of your loved ones. This i...

We all hate Senate Majority Leader #MitchMcConnell, that's a given. But, why? David Monster does his research and presents us with Mitch's good points and shortcomings. You probably won't be surprised to learn that the scale dips severely to one side. David swears that he tried desperately to find good things about the man, but only had three months to research this topic. As a comparison, #BitchM...

David presents the other hosts with Mankind's most pressing moral and ethical conundrums, all which will come to a cataclysmic head in the very near future. As always, The Unimaginary Friendcast crew, who have been appointed "The Deciders" for the entire Universe, passes judgement on each issue, and directs us all onto the correct path. If you don't want to wind up just an unidentifiable critter-s...

Erin insists she visited a faraway Kingdom called "Iceland", and boy is she at it, again. We're supposed to believe she visited a Land of Ice? She spins yarns of a world of "Fire and Ice", Ice Giants, Volcanos, Glaciers, Blue Lagoons, Vikings, magical birds, and she insists it's "the most amazing place I've ever been!"  Other topics include: Democrats, Iceland, MAGA, Strip Searches, Customs, Cocai...

Nathan accomplishes what Erin and David never could, in a million years. He reads every single word of the #MuellerReport, then gives us a concise rundown of what it contains. Boy, you should hear their explosive reactions when the other hosts find out just how the Commander in Chief betrayed the American People. Oh, wait, there might be a way you can. Other topics include: #TrumpsTinyPenisParade,...

#192 - Land of Fire & Ice Iceland Exposed. Erin blows the lid off of Iceland. Is it the land of Fairies and Ice Giants, a wonderland of Fire and Ice, or just another Imaginary Kingdom Erin made up and will travel to only in her mind? Other Topics Include: Nathan's #Wedding Band, Who's going to Hell, #StarWars Fans, Architects, #Republicans, The #British, #Circus Performers, #Iceland, #Trolls, #Vol...

Unimaginary Interview. The Friendcast is immortalized in history. VoyageLA.com Magazine reached out, demanding to know what makes the podcast such a hidden gem. So, in the interest of FULL TRANSPARENCY, the hosts answer the question LIVE on the air. Tune in. This is something you don't want to miss. Other Topics Include: Nathan's career as a #SponsoredAd Superstar, #justinbieber, #tomcruise, #dana...

2020 Dem-bate. The hosts watched the 1 st Democrat debate for the 2020 Election. They break it down, and pull all the nominees apart, then give you the highlights and low points. (#BetoSpeakingSpanish). Finally, they decide who won the debate, and you're welcome!   Other Topics Include: Elizabeth Warren, Beto O'Rourke, Pete Buttigieg, Rachel Maddow, Cory Booker, Julian Castro, Bill d Blasio, John...

Nathan takes us on a tour of cities, houses, and oddities that are supposed to be creepy, but really sound like amazing places for a photo safari. The Deciders only pick one as an undesirable destination. Who knew the world still held so many mysterious and wonderful jewels? Well, I guess Nathan did. Other Topics Include: What We Do In The Shadows, Cats, PBS, The Mueller Report, Aladdin, Will Smit...

This week, we're on pins and needles, because Erin's at it, again. She's tried yet another new-fangled, hippy health treatment, only this one's over 3000 years old. (Or, so she says.) Ever wondered what it's like to get stuck with a bunch of pricks? Well, Erin's here to tell you. Then, The Deciders make their decision. Is Acupuncture allowed to stay, or do they vote it off? Spoiler Alert: As Fox N...

Hail Satan?! The hosts blow the lid off The Satanic Temple and its cause, then reveal the difference between it and The Church of Satan. By the end of the episode you'll want to join the cause and proclaim "HAIL SATAN!" yourself.   Other topics include: Satan, Lucifer, The Devil, and Kim Kardashians Ass, but nothing about TV Journalist Lisa Guerrero and how she's doing God's work. So sit back, rel...

Don't worry about your moral compass, the hosts will set it in the correct direction for you. They are confronted with the world's toughest ethical pickles and only have 3 minutes to solve them for good. Is anyone surprised that they find their way out of the maze smiling, with time to spare? You're welcome, humanity. Other Topics include: Top Shorts Film Festival, The Aerobitards, Toltec Wisdom &...

Human Customs. As you all know, the hosts of the Unimaginary Friendcast have been named "THE DECIDERS" for the Human Race. So, tune in and find out which Human Customs, Traditions, and Conventions you must cease performing, immediately. If you have ideas of your own, they'd love to hear them. Other Topics Include: Abortion, Mr. Rupert the Kinecta Mustache Man, The Human Race is doomed, Erin said "...

I Heart Abortions. Everyone seems to think the Unimaginary Friendcast is a tool of the left-wing, and the hosts are nothing but liberal, bleeding-heart snowflakes. Are they really? The answer might surprise you. They fight through the completely non-divisive issue of Abortion, then the segment ends in an actual fight.  Both sides of the issue are fairly explored, and some conservative viewpoints r...

Kiss My Bliss! The hosts weigh the Pros and Cons of trying to monetize your Passions. Unlike the pop-spiritualists who make money off your pain; we assault you with honesty, no matter how much it might hurt. Our special guest Jessie Tasselmyer is a practicing lawyer, and she acts as our real-life visual aid. Other topics include: The Aerobitards, THE WALL,  Philadelphia and the Broad Street Run, E...

One more piece of the gorgeous puzzle that is David Monster is unveiled. He admits to travelling back from the future, and in this episode he answers the most burning questions of our age, like: "Will dinosaurs be brought back to life?" "Where and when will we discover alien life?" and "What will be the next supervirus?" David pulls no punches and answers every single question frankly and honestly...

Erin and Nathan resign themselves to being horrible, insufferable wine snobs after an extensive education of complete immersion in wine culture over an afternoon and a half. They are now qualified to teach the rest of us every single fact anyone could ever know about wine. So, come join us and listen to them lord their superior knowledge over you. In less than an hour, you could be the kind of dou...

Recycling Scam. Is Recycling worth it? Has it helped the Environment? Are we all just being duped out of our money as we blissfully pollute our planet? If you are interested in knowing the answer to any of these questions, then tune in! The Hosts have appointed themselves The Deciders For The Human Race, and after they stroll through some pros, cons, and hard facts, they decide whether Recycling i...

In this episode we offer you a fan-favorite: one of Nathan's World-Famous Book Reports. Today's book is "Intuitive Eating: A Revolutionary Program that Works" by Elyse Resch and Evelyn Tribole. We know none of our listeners have ever had an unpleasant experience with a diet, or any reason to watch what they eat, but Nathan educates you on how you can help less-fortunate people make peace with food...

Is Tom Cruise God? David regales the listeners with personal anecdotes about Tom Cruise within the cult of Scientology. Is he a deity, a mega movie star, or a complete homosexual? David suggests that he may not be all that great, but Nathan's fist says otherwise. He steps in to explain why Tom is awesome, and you better not disagree. But first, Jo Anna Van Thuyne, host of the podcast 'Apocalypse.....

Lies Revealed. The Hosts discover that everything they've ever been taught is a lie. Everything from History to Science, and even the loving arms of Walt Disney are nothing but breeding grounds of deceit. BEWARE: Do not listen, because you can never go back and take the blue pill. Other topics include: Lemmings, Disneyland and The Wonderful World of Christopher Columbus, The Dark Side of the Moon,...

In this week's episode,  David simply tries to tutor Nathan and Erin in the truths he's learned in his nearly 100 years on this planet, and usher in a new way of thinking for Mankind. They disagree and bicker with him at every turn, so, as a well-respected philosopher, he's forced to lash out and cast aspersion on their sexuality. Tune in. It's exactly what it must have been like when Plato, Socra...

The hosts blow the lid off the HBO Documentary, "Leaving Neverland", then determine whether Michael Jackson is guilty, and if his music should be removed from the World's consciousness, or not. Other Topics Include: Kardashians, Naomi Cambpell, Kristie Turlingon, Linda Evangelista,  Superbloom, Poppies, Aunt Beckie, Laurie Laughlin, Felicity Huffman, William H Macy, Janet Jackson, Wade Robson, and...

Serial Killers. Nathan quizzes his co-hosts on the wacky world of sequential slayers. He provides quotes from famous murderers, and they guess who said it. After some bon mots and profound insights from the likes of Charles Manson, Nathan ends up convincing David Monster that it's the lifestyle for him! Erin also reads an endearing message from our new Number One Fan, Jay Tannock, who received thi...

World. Gone. Mad. The hosts need a respite from the Human Realm, so after they review R. Kelly's recent arrest, Patriots Owner Robert Kraft's prostitution bust, and the Jussie Smollett incident, they take a much needed hike in the Malibu Hills, above their estates. When they return to the podcast, they have wise words for everyone. Erin reminds the listeners that The Unimaginary Friendcast was the...