The Two Pints Podcast!

It’s Swift Half Time - so more of your listener questions. On this episode…Time Travel, Mastermind Subjects and why were the 1990s so much fun……we’ll try and remember! We are partnering with Greene King Pubs. To learn more about the Greene King Pubs Second Home Scheme and for the chance to win free beer for a year please visit  https://www.greeneking.co.uk/home-at-your-local Got a question or...

Summer is nearly here and with it a trip down memory lane on this week’s podcast. Holiday camps, tents in the garden, frog spawn, playing Footy till it got dark, talent shows and tickling fish!  We are partnering with Greene King Pubs. To learn more about the Greene King Pubs Second Home Scheme and for the chance to win free beer for a year please visit  https://www.greeneking.co.uk/home...

  This year it’s 60 years since England won the World Cup, so can they do it this summer in USA, and is it tainted by having a German Manager at the helm. We have a chat about that AND is Carrick the man to take United forward. Join us for a swift half at the Mason’s Arms in Mayfair, a Greene King Pub… We are partnering with Greene King Pubs. To learn more about the Greene King Pubs Second Ho...

Will recently turned 50 - he hasn't mentioned it much - so it was only fair to let him wang on about the party he had…..and all the freebies he blagged! Plus Ralf the fashion icon, poo bags, romantic nights out in Asda, the problem with learning lines and do we both need a ‘wind sock’ for our balls? We are partnering with Greene King Pubs. To learn more about the Greene King Pubs Second Home...

Whaeeeeey….it’s Friday so it’s time for a ’Swift Half’ and that means more of your listener questions. On this episode we actually managed to get through more than one question including…..a very problematic ‘Would you Rather?, Darts Songs and the perfect age.  We are partnering with Greene King Pubs. To learn more about the Greene King Pubs Second Home Scheme and for the chance to win free b...

We’re back in the pub where we bump into our future selves (it’s a long story and certainly confused Will - which isn’t hard) to chat Celebrity Prenups, parking problems, unprofessional behaviour on stage and excessive force when pooing! So just the usual stuff you’d discuss while having a couple of pints!  We are partnering with Greene King Pubs. To learn more about the Greene King Pubs Seco...

A Swift Half in the pub for a Friday. This week more of your listener questions - although being really honest we only got through one question before we went off on one and somehow ended up discussing full frontal nudity, intimacy co-ordinators and stunt doubles.  We are partnering with Greene King Pubs. To learn more about the Greene King Pubs Second Home Scheme and for the chance to win fr...

We’re back and in our second home…the Pub! Ralf is on Tour so Will headed to Cheltenham to meet him for 2 Pints and the usual mix of chat, banter and complete bollocks. This week….Will gives his ‘one sentence review’ of Ralf’s play, Pub Facts, Life after 50, Nicknames, Will the DJ and Eye Bags. Plus what caused a lot of listeners / viewers to get upset and have go???! This episode is sponsore...

Part 3 of our very special bonus Pod featuring Will's wife Michelle. In this episode the big questions…'What’s the best gift they’ve given each other?’, ’Who’s the best driver?’, ‘Who snores the loudest?’ and ‘What’s the secret to a happy marriage?' We’re now going on a short break as Ralf is off on Tour around the country with ’The Spy Who Came in from The Cold’ - details below - but we...

Part 2 of our very special bonus Pod featuring Will's wife Michelle. On this episode they discuss their best qualities, who wears the trousers, who is the vainest and Celebrity crushes. Part 3 coming on Friday. Enjoy! Got a question or want to get in contact -  2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.com Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a...

A very, very special Bonus Podcast this week which you won’t want to miss. Ralf has a massive surprise for Will….hopefully he won’t be too freaked out about it! Apologies for Ralf’s shonky microphone - it’s a long story - but it will all make sense when you listen or watch. Parts 2 and 3 coming later in the week. Enjoy! Got a question or want to get in contact -  2pintswithwillandra...

A little 'Swift Half’ on a Friday for you and time for more of your questions. This week we cover Fat Gaz, Welsh Pronunciations, Strange Deliveries, Our Younger Lives and…..what’s the best song to have sex to? Got a question or want to get in contact -  2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.com Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Fr...

A bit of a different ‘What Will William Tell?’ this week as Will delves into the hilarious world of sporting double entendres.  Got a question or want to get in contact -  2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.com Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For the first time in 7 Series Ralf has actually done some Podcast Prep, so strap yourself in as he takes us on a whirlwind tour of subjects including who is the most vain, what do women  really  think, what keeps you awake at night and how much are we allegedly worth? Got a question or want to get in contact -  2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.com Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹...

Some great listener questions this week, thanks for sending them all in and apologies if we didn’t get round to yours, including Fantasy Podcast Hosts, Upcoming TV projects and Who would play us in Films? Got a question or want to get in contact -  2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.com Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️...

On this week’s ‘What Will William Tell?’ our Will has been down a bit of a ‘history wormhole’ to discover tales about Enlightenment, Devil Cats and the strange things the Romans did with urine.  Got a question or want to get in contact -  2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.com Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ &...

This week we agree to take on a very unusual, feet based, money making challenge! Plus what is the most boring sport in the world, weird trends and Only Fans.  Got a question or want to get in contact -  2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.com Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast....

Who would we be allowed to have a ‘free pass’ with for a night? Plus which Supermodel did Ralf meet and who is better at Sport?  Got a question or want to get in contact -  2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.com Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

Fancy a Trip to the Moon or a Holiday on Mars? On this week’s ‘What Will William Tell?’ Will has been investigating ’Space Tourism’ and it’s fair to say Ralf is a tad sceptical.  Got a question or want to get in contact -  2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.com Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Ho...

This week we find out about the strange world of ’natural perfumes’ - let’s just call it that to be safe! Plus a visit to the world’s most expensive restaurant, Wet Dreams and the genius of …er….Arseholes! Also can we remember what we were doing back in 2016? Got a question or want to get in contact -  2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.com Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live...

It’s time for a ’Swift Half’ which means it must be Friday!! More listener questions including what advice would you give to your younger self and do you have a secret talent? Got a question or want to get in contact -  2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.com Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on...

What was the Worst Year to be Alive? Will has been digging around the history books and he thinks he’s come up with the answer.  Got a question or want to get in contact -  2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.com Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...

A bit of a deep one this week as we chat about ’Sliding Doors Moments’ - you know, those times when you realise that life can go in two different directions and you ask yourself ‘What if….?’ Plus dodgy impressions, Talent Shows, made up stories and Will looks back at his musical career. Got a question or want to get in contact -  2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.com Podcast live on a Monday -...

It’s Friday! So that means it’s time for a ’Swift Half’ to get us ready for the Weekend. This week we’re answering some more of your listener questions, thanks for sending them in,…..but what question prompted Ralf to answer ‘Pamela Anderson, Cindy Crawford and Jenna Jameson’?  Have a great weekend - back on Monday. Got a question or want to get in contact -  2pintswithwillandralf@gmail....

'What Will William Tell?’ is back for 2026 and Will has been searching the internet for more weird and wonderful stories and facts. This week a very strange story centred around ‘Farts’ - so perfect material for the pod! Don't forget we’re here for you all week….. Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Ho...