The Two Pints Podcast!

Now ‘Dry January' has been and gone we’re back into the swing of things with the usual Podcast on Monday, ‘What Will William Tell’ on Wednesday and a ’Swift Half’ to get you ready for the weekend on Friday. This week it’s the usual ridiculous mix of topics including, Spies, Windmilling, breakdancing, xylophones, Valentines Day, Sean Penn and Ralf unearths something very surprising from 2...

Ok, confession time. We (well the Producer) got our dates wrong and this is the last of our ‘Dry January’ episodes in….er….February! Anyway, on this week’s Episode we delve into the scary world of A.I, get shocked about how long we spend on the phone, Ralf reveals a secret and Will decided to record the whole thing while drinking an energy drink…so that might explain why he’s so hyper! Normal...

Now this might come as a surprise to many of you but we do actually do prep for this podcast, however in this episode it became very clear that some people’s prep is better than others….isn't that right Ralf??!!! We’ll be back to normal in February with ‘What Will William Tell’ and ‘A Swift Half’ returning. Enjoy! Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...

Ralf is still looking like he lives in a cardboard box but receives a welcome kick up the arse. While Will is wired and ready to take on 2026 with a whole list of ambitions and dreams. Inspired by the fact he’s soon going to hit the big 5-0 he’s drawn up a ‘wish list’ of things he’s going to do in 2026…..and it’s fair to say some are more achievable than others! We’ll be back to normal in February...

We thought we’d ease ourselves into 2026 with a few shorter pods for January - just to let us get back into the swing of things and also because Ralf has been so switched off over Xmas he looks like he’s not washed for a month! Hopefully he’ll sort out his hair, beard, and personal hygiene soon. In the meantime let’s have a look back at 2025 and its highlights! We’ll be back to normal in February...

We’re back with a bonus episode! Numan’s Dr Dave joins us to chat about all things men’s health and tackles your listener questions. We look at why Midlife MOTs are so important and how they can help to increase your quality of life. We cover Fatigue, Diet, Vitamin B12, BMI, Belly Fat, E.D, Checking your Balls, Prostate Exams and Hair Loss. This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com...

Our Final ‘Swift Half’ of the Year and we’ve got more of your questions - thanks to everyone who’s emailed and messaged us during 2025. As always a wide range of stuff including what would you do if you could be invisible for the day, have you ever rejected a role and what dog would you like to be? Merry Xmas People! This Episode is sponsored by  Numan.com . Head to  Numan.com/twopi...

We love Christmas so for this ‘What Will William Tell?’ Will has discovered some ‘Festive Facts’ - including why do we have a Xmas Tree, who banned Xmas and which carol has nothing to do with Xmas,  This Episode is sponsored by  Numan.com . Head to  Numan.com/twopints  for 60% off a testosterone blood test to check your levels. Visit  Numan.com/twopints  now and take...

Merry Xmas everyone and we’re getting into the festive spirit on this episode as we chat favourite Xmas songs and Films. Plus A.I, Robots, ‘Americanisms’, Ear Wax and would you like to look up your ring piece if you could?  This Episode is sponsored by  Numan.com . Head to  Numan.com/twopints  for 60% off a testosterone blood test to check your levels. Visit  Numan.co...

There’s a lot to get through in this week’s ’Swift Half’. Lookalikes, Crocodile Bollocks, Strictly, Mistaken Identity and have you had more Pints or Tugs? This Episode is sponsored by  Numan.com . Head to  Numan.com/twopints  for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit  Numan.com/twopints  now and take cha...

‘Behave!’, ‘I’m not having that’ and ‘That’s bollocks’. Just some of Ralf’s reactions to this week’s ‘What Will William Tell’.  This Episode is sponsored by  Numan.com . Head to  Numan.com/twopints  for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit  Numan.com/twopints  now and take charge of your health.  &...

For absolutely no apparent reason we decided to take a Psychopathy Test on this week’s pod and it threw up some interesting results! Plus shaving your nuts, bingeing TV, losing your hair and the extraordinary life of Charlie Sheen. This Episode is sponsored by  Numan.com . Head to  Numan.com/twopints  for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help...

More listener questions and this episode went down a route no-one was expecting. Something a bit different, genuine and honest.  This Episode is sponsored by  Numan.com . Head to  Numan.com/twopints  for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit  Numan.com/twopints  now and take charge of your health. ...

OK, bear with us with this one. As you know Will like’s to come up with amazing facts for his ‘What Will William Tell’ and this week’s he’s come up with an absolute cracker. Ever heard of the ‘Dancing Plague of 1518’? No nor us, until now! This Episode is sponsored by  Numan.com . Head to  Numan.com/twopints  for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that cou...

According to Will the Moon Landings never happened - it was all fake! So this week we are joined by @SciManDan in attempt to try and convince Will that Apollo 11 really did happen, Neil Armstrong really did walk on the moon and it wasn’t part of some conspiracy.  This Episode is sponsored by  Numan.com . Head to  Numan.com/twopints  for 60% off clinically proven ED treatme...

‘Hello People!’ Time for some more listener questions for your Friday Swift Half. We cover UFOs, Ghosts, losing your voice, pressure and what was our favourite episode of ’Two Pints...' This Episode is sponsored by  Numan.com . Get £84 off your first month of a Numan weight loss programme, head to Numan.com to start your consultation. This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head ove...

A bit of culture for you on this week’s ‘What Will William Tell’ as Will takes us on a virtual tour of some of the World’s weirdest museums.  This Episode is sponsored by  Numan.com . Get £84 off your first month of a Numan weight loss programme, head to Numan.com to start your consultation. This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to  beerwulf.com  to order your...

Battles with Technology, Teeth problems and Ralf surprises Will with some unusual snack options - how did they go down??!!? Plus hanging out with Anakin Skywalker and Dr Dave is back.  This Episode is sponsored by  Numan.com . Get £84 off your first month of a Numan weight loss programme, head to Numan.com to start your consultation. This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head...

More listener questions, including if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite sex what's the first thing you'd do? Plus the ’Tea and Toast’ debate rages on. This Episode is sponsored by  Numan.com . Head to  Numan.com/twopints  for 60% off a testosterone blood test to check your levels. Visit  Numan.com/twopints  now and take charge of your health. Always read the label. Comp...

Do we have a Sixth Sense, is Deja Vu real, can premonitions come true? This probably won’t surprise you but Will and Ralf have very different opinions!  This Episode is sponsored by  Numan.com . Head to  Numan.com/twopints  for 60% off a testosterone blood test to check your levels. Visit  Numan.com/twopints  now and take charge of your health. Always read the label....

Will grasses himself up and reveals his past attempts to make it in a Boy Band, plus Drunk Auditions, DIY and Doctors who might not actually be Doctors! This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com . Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off a testosterone blood test to check your levels. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscr...

Time for some more listener questions and on this week’s 'Swift Half' we somehow go from our favourite flavour of crisps to Will trying to find his G-Spot up his arse! This Episode is sponsored by  Numan.com . Head to  Numan.com/twopints  for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit  Numan.com/twopints  now and...

Another amazing tale from Will and this week he’s delving into the mysteries of the human mind. Warning: this episode does involve us ‘performing’ avant-garde music.  This Episode is sponsored by  Numan.com . Head to  Numan.com/twopints  for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit  Numan.com/twopints &nbsp...

What will life be like in 200 years time and what will people of the future think about how we lived our lives in the 21st century? We got out our Crystal Balls to take a look at life in the future and it inevitably resulted in a chat about Sex Robots. Plus Will tries some mind reading and Ray Mears v Bear Grylls. This Episode is sponsored by  Numan.com . Head to  Numan.com/twopints &nbs...

OK, so this one went on a wild journey that neither of us could have predicted! Will overshares in a very animated and detailed way about his toilet habits and Ralf tells the story of ‘one of the saddest days of my life’.  This Episode is sponsored by  Numan.com . Head to  Numan.com/twopints  for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help unco...