The Transformers Nitpickers Podcast Show

As the Maximals discover what Megatron did to the inhabitants of Cybertron, Blackarachnia discovers the reason she and Thrust are drawn to each other. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

Rattrap finally transforms only to find out his robot form is as threatening as the Oscar Meyer® Wienermobile. When he receives no sympathy at home, Rattrap forges a deal with Megatron to make himself like a big man. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah! Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah! Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah! Nightscream! Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

While the Maximals hunt for a mysterious spark, Rattrap discovers a serum that makes him transform all fancy crazy and he goes wriiiing with the saw goin' off and like that. Yes. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

Rattrap joins Blackarachnia on a hunt for clues about their past. There may be answers in their old ship's logs, but Megatron's new spark-carrying Vehicons get in the way. Also, Optimus yells. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

With three quarters of the reformatted Maximals now able to "become transformed", they decide to snoop around Cybertropolis which brings Optimus face-to-face with Megatron who may or may not have killed billions of transformers. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

The Maximals find themselves back on Cybertron with no memory of how they got there, no idea why everything is trying to kill them, and lacking the ability to maximize. Maybe, if they fall down enough holes, they'll find the answers they're looking for. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

Paul and John watch 1986's The Transformers: The Movie... with you! Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

It's the end of another series, so Paul and John sit down to discuss their favourite and least favourite Maximals, Predacons, and episodes. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

In an episode that isn't bad but certainly isn't great, the Maximals attempt to flee in the Ark before The Nemesis' super-mega-laser-death-ray blows them up. Will Megatron and Superthing finally kiss? Listen this episode to find out!* Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive   * They don't kiss.

Megatron has one last plan up his sleeve... except it's not his plan. It's Tarantulas' plan and it might not exist but, if it does, you can be sure Megatron will claim credit for it. Also, more stupid humans! Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

The Vok decide to be relevant again! This time they send the combined sparks of Tigertron and Airazor in a new transformer ordered to destroy both the Predacons and the Maximals. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

Megatron gains control over Optimal Optimus and captures most of the Maximals. Will Blackarachnia be able to save her fuckbuddy and his friends? Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

Blackarachnia reluctantly agrees to let Rhinox remove her Predacon shell program. Assuming this means the Arc's access codes are up for grabs, Megatron launches an all-out assault on the Maximal HQ. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

When Cheetor violates the Prime Directive by educating human children, Megatron kidnaps one of them so she can help construct a new weapon that will destroy the Maximals once and for all! Yes... Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

Blackarachnia believes the Maximals want to risk destroying her to remove her Predacon programming, so she runs away only to become prey for an irate Dinobot 2. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

     In the late summer of that year we lived in a house in a village that looked across the river and the plain to the mountains. In the bed of the river there were pebbles and boulders, dry and white in the sun, and the water was clear and swiftly moving and blue in the channels. Troops went by the house and down the road and the dust they raised powdered the leaves of the trees. The trunks of t...

When Cheetor gets caught in the machine Megatron has built to create a new Dinobot, he's presumed dead by a callous Depthcharge and a wallowing Optimal Optimus. Also, there's a completely unrelated cat monster. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

When Megatron unleashes his newly created cyber-raptors upon the stupid humans, Blackarachnia and Cheetor are ordered to return two stupid human children to their family. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

Optimus sends Silverbolt and Rattrap on a mission to retrieve Sentinel from the remains of their spaceship. Unfortunately, Rampage plans to interfere. Unfortulatelyier, so does Megatron. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

A Maximal named Depthcharge, on the trail of Protoform X, ends up on Earth. His bad blood with Super Thing, and the other Maximals, soon becomes apparent. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

After Blackarachnia betrays Megatron, and stabilizes Optimus Prime, Rhinox is able to repair Prime's body... but only if Optimus Primal is able to carry Prime's spark inside himself. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

If you were upset that our previous Bumblebee review wasn't long enough, this episode is for you. If you thought our previous Bumblebee episode was too long... we have some bad news. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive .

Paul and John review all the best parts of 2018's Bumblebee. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive .

Season two of Beast Wars was short, so this episode is short. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive .