The Transformers Nitpickers Podcast Show

Generation One shoves its massive dong in the face of Beast Wars when Blackarachnia locates The Ark. With Megatron hot on her tail, and the Maximals right behind him, it's a race to change the course of history. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive .

When Ravage reveals he's in league with ██████████, Megatron convinces him to ██████████ by showing him a video of ████████ on the ███████████. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive .

The Maximals believe rescue is imminent, unaware the Predacon Alliance has sent their best Assassin to find Megatron in the past. Silverbolt continues to be Blackarachnia's chump. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive .

In the most irrelevant and pointless episode of the season two, possibly of the series, Rampage and Silverbolt battle to gain the friendship of a stupid dumb stupid robot. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive .

After monologuing for the past few episodes, Dinobot comes to realize his destiny just in time to save the human race from Megatron's plan. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive .

As the Maximals and Predacons race to claim the recently crashed Protoform X, Blackarachnia and Silverbolt grow closer. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive .

Megatron gains control of the alien technology, which turns out to be a powerful weapon. Only Optimus and Rattrap are functional and able to stop the Predacons from gaining the power to conquer Cybertron. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive .

Tigertron and Airazor discover a lush oasis but, before they can get nasty, they're abducted by alien technology. With both Predacons and remaining Maximials racing to the abduction site, battle is imminent. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive .

We all knew it was coming. Dinobot finally abandons the Maximals when he realizes that Megatron, with his nonsensical plan, was right all along. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive .

Tarantulas is at it again. This time he proposes an arachnid alliance against Megatron after the discovery of a location for his new laboratory. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive .

The weakened Maximals hold off a Predacon attack as Rhinox tries to bring Optimus' spark back from the void of interstellar something or other. Silverbolt deals with some personal issues. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive .

Rhinox searches for Optimus' consciousness in the void of space while Megatron inducts two new Predacons into the mix. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive .

With some Maximals and Predacons missing, and some Maximals and Predacons sporting new forms, the second season of Beast Wars promises new storylines and more toys. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive .

Paul and John compare notes on their favourite and least favourite Maximals, Predacons, and episodes from the first season of Beast Wars. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive .

As the aliens begin to destroy the entire planet, the Maximals try to come up with a plan. Unbeknownst to them, Blackarachnia and Tarantulas are already enacting a plan of their own inside Maximal HQ. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive .

The long awaited aliens arrive and provide no explanation for their presence. Optimus leads the Maximals in a peaceful approach while Megatron insists he has a plan and that everything is going according to plan because he has a plan. Yes... Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive .

Megatron proposes a truce, after he discovers new information regarding the aliens, and Optimus is forced to accept it. Happy Halloween! Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive .

Tigertron accidentally kills his own mate, while battling the Predacons. After he turns his back to fighting, Dinobot and Optimus must convince him to re-join the Maximals. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive .

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The ghost of Starscream possesses Waspinator and immediately integrates himself into the Predacons. Can Megatron trust him? Of course not. Will he? Yeah... probably. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive .

An energon explosion leaves Rhinox, Rattrap, Cheetor, and Dinobot blind and unable to contact Maximal HQ. Will they be able to use their other senses and work together as a team, or will Rhinox develop magic yoga powers and save the day? Listen to find out! Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive .

The Predacons steal the Maximals' rectifier coil and trap them in beast mode in, what may be, this series' first WTF episode. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive .

Another stasis pod falls from the sky, which means another race between the Predacons and Maximals to see who can reach it first. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive .

Tigertron suddenly has a deep connection to the floating island which unnecessarily complicates matters when Blackarachnia takes control of the tower, and the island's power. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive .

When Tigertron stumbles upon a mysterious floating island, Megatron send his Predacons to destroy the island and claim its source of power so that he may win the Beast Wars. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive .