The Transformers Nitpickers Podcast Show

While Optimus and Ratchet are out on a reconnaissance mission, everything goes to crap at Autobot HQ; Bulkhead and Miko are alone outside a Decepticon ship, Jack and Raph get kidnapped, and Bumblebee and Arcee are miles away. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

The Autobots investigate a Deception energon mine only to discover Megatron has turned Cliffjumper into a mindless, rage-fueled zombie. There's also some drama with the humans but we're not watching Prime for them, are we? Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

As the Decepticons emerge from years of hiding, Optimus' task of protecting humanity is complicated when three human children discover the existence of the Autobots. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

At the end of their time with the Maximals, Paul and John discuss their most and least favourite everything from Beast Machines, then compare it to its predecessor. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

Paul and John finish up Beast Machines by talking about a twenty-two minute fight scene between Optimus Primal and Megathing, while they hide from Danny the killer robot. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

The Maximals upgrade themselves and fight back against onslaught of Vehicons. Meanwhile, Megalackey acquires his new body and gives a middle finger to the franchise. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

It's the beginning of the end as the Maxkimals get split up when Megalackey's Vehicon army attacks Megahead in an all out battle for the sparks. Also, Paul suffers through allergies. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

As Megaspark searches for a new body, Blackarachnia and Silverbolt address their relationship, Cheetor and Nightscream offer an olive branch to the Vehicons, and Rattrap and Botanic make out. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

Holo-Megahead, formerly Megatron, now residing inside Megahead, becomes Megaspark. Mega cool! Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

When the Maximals go searching for missing sparks Optimus and Nightscream find Iacon, Cheetor and Blackarachnia and Silverbolt fight Vehicons, and Rattrap finds porn. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

Tired of Thrust's failure to defeat all the Maximals single-handed, Megahead creates two new Vehicon generals who are probably as stupid as they appear. Right? Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

The Maximals are quick to investigate a crashed spaceship in the search for a possible survivor... but will that survivor be an evil monster, or will they be a new toy for your kids? Always brush your teeth! Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

The Maximals are infected with a deadly glowing-red-eyes virus that turns them evil? Will they manage to come to their senses before they destroy each other? The eight episodes that come after this one say: "Yes!" Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

Blackarachnia is finally able to restore Silverbolt to a Maximal, thereby destroying JP... but Silverbolt isn't happy with his new form and he's not too crazy about just existing. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

Maximals can't Equate what's Going on with their Ally Noble as he Tries to Reach the inside Of a mysterious building in this New episode. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

While traversing the empty streets of Cybertropolis, the Maximals find a scared wolf-looking-thing that calls itself Noble. Meanwhile, the surviving Vehicon generals insist there is a monster on the loose. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

John springs a stupid idea on Paul and Paul goes along with John's stupid idea so John and Paul end up reviewing one of the silliest games ever made. Silly. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

Trapped in The Matrix, Optimus makes his way back to the real world but then doesn't but then does again inside a marble but then goes back to The Matrix but then comes back again. Megatron pimps his ride. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

It's the episode you love to skip! Paul and John talk about their favourite, and least favourite, Maximals and Vehicons and episodes of Beast Machines: Season One. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

In the season one finale, Cheetor protests the foolish path the Maximals are taking, Megatron begins to suspect Lackey, and John whines incessantly about Optimus. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

As Megatron arms his Vehicons with copies of the Key to Vector Sigma, Blackarachnia steals just enough CreepyGlue™ to turn Thrust back into Silverbolt long enough to win him back to the Maximals. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

Nightscream is the first to be infected with Tankor's new transmogrification ray. What should be an easy mission to save his life turns into squabbling between Cheetor and Optimus. Is CreepyGlue™ the answer? Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

I'm a survivor. What? I'm not goin' give up. What? I'm not goin' stop. What? I'm goin' work harder. What? I'm a survivor. What? I'm goin' make it. What? I will survive. What? Keep on survivin'! Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

Optimus is still on his vision quest, so Cheetor commands the Maximals to capture the Vehicon generals and convert them back to their former selves... but who ARE their former selves? Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

Paul and John are on a quest to find Sales Guy as they talk about Maximals finding out Vehicons are Maximals. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive