The Tinsmen

The Tinsmen Podcast

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Adulting my have tried to rob us of our spirit, but it hasn’t taken our love for a cold tin and a laugh with our mates. A good dose of judgmental commentary, heavy on the sarcasm and unwilling to let facts ruin a yarn. Or a rant. If you’re old enough to know better but still to young to care, get yourself a cold one and waste some time with The Tinsmen.

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The Tinsmen

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Latest episode

Oct 21, 2025

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Episodes

43 - Descent Into the Dungeon of Dankness Part 2 aka The DnD Shemozzle 21.10.2025

If you haven't already, listen to Episode 35 – Keelans Nerdgasm, it'll give the backstory to how this came about, and Episode 43 is the Part 1, so go back and have a listen to that one as well. If only for a refresher because it's been a minute between eps. Big thanks to Garage Project, without them none of this would've happened. From the whole TTRPG to providing the recipe for an epic beer. Bloo...

43 - Descent Into the Dungeon of Dankness Part 1 aka The DnD Shemozzle 31.07.2025

Not much need for a description here. We had some pretty decent recording dramas. Although it's finally sorted, audio is not 100%. But given how many have asked about it, we thought we’d put it out anyway.  If you haven't already, listen to Episode 35 – Keelans Nerdgasm, it'll give the backstory to how this came about. Big thanks to Garage Project, without them none of this would've happened. From...

42 - Boys Trips, Crotch Pillows and Hezzanats 29.06.2025

Keelz has been on a mad boys trip Paulies been to Phuket Johnsys been Captain Dickfingers Rawdoggin Ikea Masport mowers are shit Dumb project cars Crutch pillows Fat fcks get talking about food again Bunch of Listener Q’s Hezzanats recap Distinguished Gentleman's Ride   https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta: @the_tinsmen  thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook

41 - Are we a Beer Podcast? And many other questions 01.05.2025

Shitty Internet makes Johnsy look stupid. New Bunnings  The Austin Healey returns FB Marketplace Scams Colonics: Backflushing your arse or full of shit? Campsite bookings vs Fkwits Are we a beer podcast? Has Keelz got the 'Beetus? Oil checks and Doot Knucklin'   https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta: @the_tinsmen  thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook  

40 - Waz H- An Enthusiastic Joe on Slow Cheese, Fast Cows and Side Quests 11.03.2025

After a long time talking about it, finally caught up with Waz for a good ol’ fashioned yarn.   Waz is a super interesting bloke who on the surface could be mistaken for having attention span issues, but is really a genuine pursuer of things that interest him. From Leatherwork to carving spoons and surfboards, to riding bulls, podcasting and cross-country (literally) bike rides. On top of all of t...

39 – Two Thirds Axis, Squid Jigs and The Jizz Window 23.01.2025

Paulies been to Phuket Keelz is trying to comply with Caravan GVM BS, but of course the government has decided to make it hard to do the right thing. Keelans genius inventions are set to revolutionise squid fishing. Check out our Instagram for pics. German Beer. Japanese *fishing* tackle. Gremlin Bells Bed politics Ball tampering is a highly variable experience. Apparently. Are Jizz Windows a thin...

38 - Deadly Tins Part 2: Worlds Worst Music Fans 10.11.2024

Part 2 Coming at Ya! Apologies for the delay on this one folks. But y'know, life.   Always be polite to your AI Shit Adam Kids are lying little turds Can Art posters Why office people aren’t into fucking dogs or spiders   What’s in Your………? Wolves of Glendale – Ricky Frank Carter & The Rattlesnakes – I Hate You Captain Beyond – Self Titled  Dave Grohl – The Storyteller Goatzilla – Alien Nation...

37 - Tangents, Deadly Tins and Old Man Balls 20.09.2024

Keelz Midlife Crisis Cars – Flip enough of ém and you’ll have a win Paulie actually DID some things. But loses his car in the process. Probably regains some credit though. Trev doesn’t like sand, but loves obvious signs. Mystery Beers Round 1 – Great Uncle Kenny’s Multi-purpose Amazing Wakachangi Lager Send us your “Kids are growing up” fillum recommendations Salma. Hayek. Paralympics. Owning your...

36 - Balinese Disappointment, Flesh coloured Backlights and The Sloppy Swish 07.08.2024

Grid Grills vs Grid Girls Hairy Shorts Controversial Opinion – Balis a bit shit nowadays Bahn Mi tangent, what a surprise. The Midget is legal. Confusing YouTube. Another thing Garz hasn’t done. Can we sort out the freight situation please??!! DnD Nerds, Lend us your input! ADHPTSD Campus Brewing – Prom Queen https://www.campusbrewing.com.au/shop/p/caperberries-x7e6c-8lhng-8e6h8 There was a time w...

35 - Keelans Nerdgasm (Eshays Love Midgets Pt II) 03.07.2024

Second Half Escalation Incoming. As More tins go down, the excitement comes up. Wrapping up the Midget Mission Bit more listener input. Are Dildoes so name because of Dill Pickles? Premixed tins are no good for old people, but stay tuned for Mystery Gins. Do you want to see a Great Smash Off? Keelz isn’t salty about losing a cooking competition 12 years ago. Polish Tacos.   Keelz has a Spotify Upd...

34 - Eshays Love Midgets 25.05.2024

Paulies taste of Westralia Not being shit - generally. Some are doing better than others. All better than us. Phone books WA is excellent. Perth is ok, mediocre at best. Quokkas vs Quakkas Family holidays and the shitstorm that goes with it. Division on beach carts. Paulie innovates - road train beach carts. Reminiscing on Hawaiian Shirts Johnsy and Garz have let Keelz down by not telling him some...

33 - About Time - Jed & Kel - Oldmate Adventures 05.04.2024

A small departure from the norm, Let us know what you think. It was an absolute pleasure recording with these two. Relaxing, in the bush, shootin' the shit with some salt of the earth legends. Big thanks to @brugan brewing for bringing the beers. A most excellent Mid-strength IPA. And Adrift Brewing (coming soon) for the Hazy. Get around ém. Now semi-retired much earlier than most, Jed and Kel spe...

32 - RAWR! Ps: Your folks still Fck - Welcome to 2024 Pt 2 11.03.2024

Second half of the 2024 Opener comin' atcha! More on Keelz car gathering  Garz' missus is an epic tightarse. Which is handy for him because he can't fix a coffee machine. Mystery Beers from Deep Elite Brewing Garz enables a rambling shark monologue from Johnsy. Trevs Love List Garz cops a fair bit about his parents sex life. Shit hats. Jocks are optional. Taking Jet skis to the next level. Well, a...

31 - The Sparkles are Gone, Shirtcocking and Gladiators - Welcome to 2024 Pt1 17.02.2024

Update on Garz’ Hamscapades Festy communal swimming holes. No British Racing Green. No sparkles. No closure. But a short east coast adventure. Let us know if you want to see the footage. Either end of the scale on FB Muppetplace and fancy products. Johnsy comes clean about pink drinks. Old manning the kids slang. Western Aquatic Crashing Adventures Bit more old man chat, GPs that like feet and Son...

30 - All Mariah Wants is a man in a Bib and a Christery Beer 23.12.2023

Merry Tinsmas!! Mariah Carey, weird Christmas Carol Lyrics Drone shows are not fireworks. We were wrong about E-Scooters Snarting; now you know that’s a thing. Christmas staples to roadhouse staples Bibs. Paul eats a lot of stuff that’s not food. We need you to start bullying sponsors for us. Professional Shorts, Steel capped thongs. Keelz gets crafty. Noni Hazelhurst crafty, not craft beers, but...

29 - Nice to Meet You, I Love You - Lachie Sheridan - Perth Dude Food 30.11.2023

The boys have been let out in public and took the oppourtunity (geddit?) to head to PHAT Brew Club and catch  up with Lachie from Perth Dude Food (Insta, TikTok) and No Crying in the Cool Room Podcast (YT, Insta, TikTok and all good poddy spots). A mint arvo of Yarns, Tasty Beers (Special mention to the Phat and Juicy NEIPA) and some equally tasty burgers was had and the result is some very confus...

28 - Turkish blokes know how to scrub 31.10.2023

Garz has been Eurotrippin Bit of listener feedback Australia post is trying to start shit Go fast smoker bits, Wrestle skate roller jam; world chase Tag Shitty internet, planes are fuckin old Shit on sticks and Keelz love/hate relationship with Darwin Dodgy marketing directions and equally dodgy FB Marketplace listings. Garz gets amongst some Man on Man action in Turkey Far too much chat about scr...

27 - Costco Sherpas, Extreme Sports and Granny W@nks Part 2 23.09.2023

Fat bastards talk chicken and hotsauce aftermath. Which obviously leads to faecal transplants. Clean snaps are the key to happiness. Complain about China all you want, but they’ve been delivering the bargains for years.  Rich people get no sympathy. Obscure extreme sports – Everything you can dream it to be. But always descends to pornography or death. Lamenting seasonal and limited release beers....

EP 26 - Costco Sherpas, Extreme Sports and Granny W@nks 31.08.2023

Due to some technical difficulties, the lads needed to fix the game so as to not break their promise of an episode per month. This one also got a bit long so the call was made to split this one in half. So fear not, the title will make more sense when part 2 comes out. In this first instalment: Keelz still doesn't know what British racing green with sparkles looks like Banh Mi – All about the brea...

25 - Prepare for Probing, Distinguished Gentlemen and British Racing Green with Sparkles 26.07.2023

Stout and whiskey – a questionable combination Warroora Wrap up Keelz is officially in old cunt territory a mint boys trip was had to commemorate; a story about a fish none of them caught  – but Johnsy is still claiming both Skipper and boat dad credits for; there’s no need to exaggerate already bragworthy fish, but Red Rooster Rotisserie Rankin IS worth bragging about. Anal probing is imminent –...

24 - Nanna Sl*t Jocks 30.06.2023

Gday Hop Hoovers, this ones a bit out of sequence but sometimes thats gotta b done in the name of good times. In this one........ Ferrari, stop scaring the kids; Sex kit handycraft facebook groups; Bit of chat about sourdough;  Is Keelz in a bottleo matrix? Human zoo – People arguing about cartoons,  getting cranky at people doing the same thing as you. 5 minute life hack videos are only hacking y...

22 - Craft Beer Cretins Pt 1: The Egyptian Passionfruit Story 01.06.2023

FOMO in random Facebook groups; Spousal tick checks; Colourful Characters of Cockburn; Keelz great business ideas for lazy entrepreneurs. 2 cans 1 Cup. https://kennybrodie.com/collections/3d-printed-solutions   Debate: Dishwashers - Scandinavian Architects vs Methed up Racoons Spotify. Would be a Tinners ep without us bitching about Spotify? Domestic dunny dramas Blind curiousity. Looooootta talk...

23 - Craft Beer Cretins Part 2: A Sour Taste 10.05.2023

Garz still doesn’t get Flamingoes Either end of the sour spectrum. A bad sour could sour your view of sours Radioactive poo. Yes, it’s a thing   More on our curiosity with blindness. FYI- not taking the piss out of blind people, genuinely empathically curious as to what it’s like. Stay tuned for a blind ep in the future. Giving Garz Shit about his grammar. He’s always been bad with words n stuff  ...

21 - Wink! 28.03.2023

Opening with a variety of tasty beefy treats, the boys get into; Bond films and cartoons brainwashed us into distrusting Russian people Meat smorgasbord and how chimichurri goes with everything. Let us know if ice cream and cinnamon doughnuts are on the list Burger Dimensions and what’s with dunkin em in stuff??!! Tacos: aussies are fucking them up, so we’re renaming them. Introducing Nacho Burger...

20 - Cherry Faces, Old man Chats and the Escalation of Sex Toys 13.02.2023

Happy New Beers Tinners! Yeah, yeah, we're a couple of weeks in, but being the first for '23, it's gotta be said. The boys kick off 2023 talking about what they'd do if they won lotto; Post-chrissy catch up. Pud (of course); the face Garz pulls while eating Glace Cherries; Is it Glassed, Glass, Glazed, Glah-say, or Glazeer cherries? Ham. So. Much Ham. Prawn face d!cks. Aaaaaand what everyone got (...

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