The Tinsmen Podcast

Merry Christmas Tinners! In the first Chrissy Pudcast: Improving trainos and helping out drunk mugs Email signature fuckery Pud Old man chat: Garz is into sourdough, Lawn - Johnsy wants the kids to keep TF off it, Keelz would like his neighbour to make more of an effort with his. What has happened to professional dress standards? Cheese 2022 Wrapped Hit up the link in the Insta Bio for the Tinners...

This time round, the boys catch up and swap of few old yarns with old mate Nick Thake. Marine Biologist, Commercial Diver turned Wedding Photographer. As the title suggests, Nick does his best work with his fly down. The boys talk Orcas, sharks, fish, brides and other things found in the ocean.  Keep your ears peeled for a sweet Dad Joke, it's so slick you may miss it. Mates who bought a pub toget...

The Space Turtle beers really kick in on this one. So blame Garage Project for what you're about to hear. Garz goes all wanky workshop in his garage; Baiting on Gumtree and the online marketplace minefield Garz cooks the mystery beers and turns into an Indian 4-Packer but Keelz comes to the Mystery Beer Rescue; Rebekah Tisch Shops that bring in Self Service Checkouts are encouraging questionable b...

Part 2 of the WACA & FTF Bushcast ft. Taylor Daw in the Guest Host spot. We find out where Pete prefers his cake and what the lads don't like to eat. Spoilers: It's not cake. Harry brings and elephant into the room. The "Big Pages" and their place in social media Kangaroo Courts. Harrys thoughts on ripping skids and picking up your shit. Harry tries to get Keelz to fight his wife over pumpkin and...

In the first Bushcast the boys are joined by Pete from WA Camping Adventures and Harry from Fire To Fork. While sitting around fire the lads talk Yeti's and car fridges coz ain't nobody got time for warm beer. YouTube and Social Media from the inside. The 6-Pack is introduced. Super creepy camping experiences - Spirits, abandoned towns and Sister wives. All sprinkled with chat about the Smash Off...

Ýou'll have to bear with us, the yelling isn’t just because of the beers, it was raining pretty hard at times. Or it could just be the beers kicking in. Probably just the beers. Baby wipes are wicked, but they shouldn’t smell like shit. Buying stuff off farmers > eating planes> cutting your hands? Old Tractors and old shit on farms. Listener Questions Bunnings lists Don’t take your dog to bunnning...

More of the usual shit talk from the lads on this one. We put it to a vote on the socials and the 30-40 minute crowd won out. So this Part 1 is just the start. Follow along for the rest and watch the descent into absolute nonsense.   In this one....... Upper thigh compliments, Keelz has bore dramas, Round 1 of Mystery beers. Are flies better than pubes in sandwiches? Kids lunches are fuckin bullsh...

Unsurprisingly, more shit talk from the lads this episode. But you lot seem to keep coming back anyway. The Pig explodes, but Garz gets a merciful nurse to shave around the blisters. It's not your car, it's us. The internet is always listening, Chinese spy phones and how they make us all look like photographers. Garz talks DIY sex changes, why you should never sniff the bag and takes Dad Jokes to...

Not gunna lie, this ep is 2.5 hours of straight up shit talk. You've been warned. Tinsmen socials, Garz gets his bags out and strikes smart TV gold, middle aged obstinance, pickin beers, mummy's f*!k car, boating fails, making your deck look bigger, Garz aims high with The Pig. It's been a few eps since we did it last, so we go on a rant about muppets on the highway. Soccerlanders divide the group...

We're back with Part 2 of our chat with Taylor Daw. This ones pretty heavy on the social media chat. Platforms for muppets, being a dickhead in the bush, the role "Influencers" play in calling this stuff out and their place in society in general. Compliment Sandwiches. Boe from Outback Cleanups is a legend and Taylors plan to raffle a trailer. Getting a massage at the licensing center. Johnsy gets...

In this episode the boys are joined by hieroglyph celebrity, Taylor Daw. Kids sport, Serious lighthearted Amateur Pro Wrestling. Underage drinking, shutting down airports and how Taylors Mum doesn't go anywhere without a corkscrew. OctoB.E.E.Rs catch up, Keelz selling out to sponsors, upcoming Bush B.E.E.Rs. Big Thanks to Gage Roads and Monster Energy. Segways vs Segues, and getting hoon-lawed on...

Bit of catch up wafflin' from the lads this episode. There may or may not have been some pre-game day drinkin'.   Garz' Red Bluff Trip, Keelz and Johnsy's Darwin Trip, Best Lockdown location in Australia Fixing the Census, The Scent Nonsense and Nose Feng Shui. Dave Grohl is a fucking legend, even though Garz and Keelz don't watch videos sent to them. RIP Zoo mag. Let us know if you want us to sta...

This episode, the lads are joined by @run_tmp and @louie501. Yeah, guests. Just like the pros.   After 7 months of lockdown, run_tmp finds the best Indian joint in Melbourne. His-vis suits and roadworks raves; Buying cots for dogs; The disastrous consequences of dead freezers, and how you can get insurance to pay for it thanks to Better Trevs and Gardens. Tinspeople. Ginsluts. Decorative Horror Te...

This time round Garz and Johnsy go craft beer shopping. Then drink craft beer. Keelz does not. The lads show their age (again) by reminiscing about old cartoons, bitching about traffic (again), throwing out borderline inappropriate Dad Jokes (again), the first time you hear Freedom by RATM (@thejacobgivens on TikTok), Fatty Matty Cheesecake and going ham on Instagram Live. Also, we know nothing ab...

Second part of the last one coming at ya folks! Not our finest effort (which isn't saying much) but after a long spell, we just had to back on the horse and get one done. This one sees a lot of waffle about back in the day tunes, vigorous lawnmowing, wives starting arguments with a single word and 'armless fellas. Garz needs running water while camping, apparently. We also half-arsedly introduce h...

It's been a while between drinks for the boys. Figuratively only of course. We also cooked the audio on one in the meantime. So that episode never happened. But!  This time we got our shit together to pay homage to our number 1 listener @Run_tmp. Keelz gives us a recap on the April B.E.E.R.S event. We get a hint at how infatuated Keelz and Johnsy are with Mitsubishi Delicas.  Forehands. Haemorrhoi...

Part 2 of episode 2. which is episode 3. Or something. Not for kiddies. We revisit Greg Norman.  Garz has issues with ring pulls. Why does your beard keep growing but your pubes don't? Johnsy speaks his mind about our premier. We introduce a new segment,            the greatest band you've never heard of                                                           and the 'Tion Hierarchy. Also, Garz...

How is fake meat just like a dildo? What is Keelz' problem with sharing? A third Tinsmen joins the............whatever a group of Tinsmen is called. But we don't introduce him. How do you get banned from Tinder? As interpreted by a bunch of married blokes.                                                                                                                                     Free Uber E...

Welcome to the Tinsmen Podcast! In this inaugural episode, Johnsy finally heckles Keelz into doing this. Johnsy explains podcasts to Keelz who maintains they don't exist and aren't a thing. The boys lament the hair that comes with age, and the tribulations around taming it. Namely people in the hair cutting trade. Also, despite it being the point of the episode, the lads do a terrible job of intro...