The Tim Hawkins Podcast

It's a free for all as EVERYONE joins in on this episode, discussing charcuterie, christmas movies, actors and music ideas. Liv gives a recap on her movie star experience, Caleb shares his new movie ideas and Levi gives insights on music creation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tim is back and better than ever, and Jackson jumps in while Liv is away as the lead in the local college short film. The crew discuss end times preparations, the ease of starting a cult, the education system, and Jackson tries naming all the presidents in order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Caleb is back with the crew this week, and they discuss being chubby as kids, the "carpenter years" of Tim's career, their personal dreams, and Caleb's creative responses to podcast reviews.  A heartfelt time was had by all! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The crew muses about the ups and downs of religion and churches, technological innovations, the health store guy, talk-texting vs. voice-memo, and social anxiety coping mechanisms. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more a...

The crew discusses deep, important, possibly nerdy topics like Lord of the Rings vs. Harry Potter, Taylor Swift, Kanye and the Enneagram. They each share old lady rescue stories, the racist enema reviews and "What are ya lovin?" Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad ch...

The crew starts with the "golf fight", followed by a discussion about customer service and a quick game of "Republican or Democrat?" Albert Pujols calls in, and they finish up with "What are you Loving?" Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm...

The crew discusses Tim being canceled by two people, slam poetry is back, along with questionable Fairy Tale Rhymes. Tim and Heather have dinner with the parents, which led to a discussion about getting old, winter sports injuries and comedy horror stories. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll ge...

Tim is back with the crew as they discuss what it takes to write songs, as well as songs that make them cry. Luke and Liv's all-inclusive brings up the topic of all the scams out there, Finally, they end with a flurry of thoughts about podcast upgrades, plastic surgery, and culminating with an updated tour of the NEW Hawkins estate. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a...

Luke, Liv and special guest Caleb take over for part 2 of the podcast WITHOUT Tim--beginning with 7 principles to be "funny." They spend time examining podcast reviews, analyzing a cringe- song playlist, and figuring out secrets to connecting with an audience. They call Levi for his thoughts on being a "coarse jester" and finish up with their own hot takes with Spencer. It's a family affair once a...

Join the crew as Luke mans the producer's chair with TIm out and about this week. They discuss being in control, a quick tribute to the queen, and then answer questions from the audience, with a few rabbit trails of wisdom along the way. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll get additional stories...

In good ole' southern "Lake Voice," Tim and the kids tackle important topics like mouth size, ApplePay, ADHD and gospel music. We find out "what are you lovin?" as well as a long list of band names never realized...its a real hootenanny of a show so take you a listen! Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim...

The crew discusses "Shamilton", along with what makes for a good song parody. Excessive childhood punishments are recalled, along with a lengthy inspiring conversation on the value of confidence. And finally, Eli calls to get the Netflix password. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll get addition...

Jackson and TIm share their day with the help of flute accompaniment. The crew discusses Tim's V.I.P behaviors at his shows, Liv and Luke's KORN concert and which virtual world would you like to live in. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, s...

Join us in this musically inspired "TAKE 2" of this week's podcast, where we share most hated songs, as well as the world musical premieres for "Variations on a Strogranoff". The crew discusses pillow techniques, Tim shares his playlist of the worst songs for lovemaking, "late-night Heather" arrives, and it all culminates in Livi's country music tribute to pillows. A musical extravaganza! Big Than...

The gang talks Golf, Running and Hot Dogs, 2-year COVID reflections, Botox, History and Geography Lessons, and The Cringey Debate... Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of ...

The gang talks guilty pleasure songs, whole lotta political musings, and questions to get to know one another, highlighted by our most embarrassing moments. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get...

The gang welcomes you to a "late nigh editor" of The Tim Hawkins podcast and talks Tim's musical stylings, finding your sweet spot, Costco Live, and Lizard the Lizard Queen! Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athl...

Jackson pulls up and joins the crew! The gang talks upping your snack game, best and least favorite person to travel partners, more musical analysis (including the best of infomercials!), and the podcast takes some calls from faithful listeners... Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll get addition...

The gang talks Bullies, The Bachelor, Worship Music Rant, Teeth, Hallmark Movies, complete with fake crying auditions from Tim and Liv. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply...

The gang talks Locker Room Etiquette, An interesting "ministry mansion", Tim and Heather's Anniversary Recap, "The Costco Couple", Politics and Wealth, Livy's Loving Texts Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athlet...

Spencer co-hosts the show to talk babies, Hawkins family comedy traits, analyzing Tim's comedic approach, homeschooling, crazy tour riders, and there's even a special cameo appearance from Nicholas Cage! Big thanks to our sponsors for this episode! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll get additional stories and meditations,...

The gang welcomes a very special guest on a very special birthday, talk the fun process of selling the house, fancy names for fancy families, and more! Big thanks to our sponsors for this episode! Indeed: Go to indeed.com/HAWKINS to claim your $75 job credit before April 30th! Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgre...

The gang has Spencer call in to the show with some things to say, Answers some email questions, Celebrity etiquette, Jackson ranting, A blind pepsi/coke taste test, Charlie and the chocolate factory…alternate storyline… Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Couns...

The gang explores "Holy-ween"--the church versions of Halloween, why great men don't have lots of friends, favorite cartoons growing up, people who say AMEN at the wrong time at church, annoying conversational tics, picking your fingernails, and keeping active as you age... Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first pu...

The gang talks about “a new special musical instrument”, stories in air travel, take several Q&A from the audience, and they talk about musical soundtracks and Olivia shares a long lost "Hamilton" song that never quite made the cut... Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS...