The Tim Hawkins Podcast

The crew is adjusting to being on video as they analyze each other's hand motions and enjoy candy cigarettes.  Tim gets recognized in public, and the group lauds the genius of iconic sitcoms like Seinfeld and The Office.  The crazy family text thread leads to some CRAZY stories, their Swedish friend calls in and they wrap up with a little Q&A.  If you ever wondered what it looks like--check us out...

The crew starts a little slow as they fire up the video cameras to celebrate episode #100--so be sure to check it out on Youtube starting NOW!  They discuss definitions of "late" and "on time," a house update, and highlights of the first 100 shows.  Billboards, the most annoying musical instruments, and questions from the audience make up this momentous occasion. Learn more about your ad choices....

The crew is very reflective as they analyze history, renaissance and the rise of art, Luke and Liv visit Levi for some new music, and creepy first kiss stories. They talk about lady standup comics, the FROYO experience, and finally an important appliance update. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The crew is together with wedding music reviews, Olivia's wisdom tooth adventure, Racoon hunting, and the secret to being a good friend.  They discuss the merits of getting up early, bathroom horror stories and autotune adventures.  The most 23rd best improv podcast in the world--Huzzah! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s a family affair for Olivia’s birthday! Keegan’s dad Mark joins in with favorite Seinfeld moments, an analysis of woke beer commercials, spot-on celebrity impressions, a recent wedding review of do’s and don’ts, and Holland shares pertinent sea creature facts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The crew starts with Christian bachelor parties, classic pranks, and Luke and Liv's triathlon recap. Spencer calls in with funny things Holland says, they talk about Taylor Swift, ChatGPT, and Timmy Hypekins reads the reviews. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Beginning with a real estate update, the crew moves on to discuss cremation etiquette, tornado attire, Japanese game shows, camping, first dates, and finally, Liv puts a call out for her very own sugar daddy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The crew is back and as random as ever! They start off with some ASMR, followed by stories of Mississippi, seeing the optometrist, a quick visit from Brenjamin, going to the beach, curse words, managing money, and a HUGE kitchen announcement! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tim and Heather carry the weight as they reminisce about the good ol' days and share what it took to get to where they are today.  Lots of funny back stories, great advice, great friends, bits that bombed and people who helped Tim grow as a comedian--an inspirational episode for sure! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Levi joins the crew as they discuss being tongue-tied, the junk drawer, and the good old days of being in school.  Tipping, cringey Christian activities, movies that make you cry and Luke and Liv's music round out a good time had by all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The crew discusses how to make the world better, give a house appliance update, and a childhood picture of Luke sparks "growing up" stories.  Jackson's rant sets off a discussion about snacks and open sores, as well as revisiting the wedding playlist discussion with "Pitch Correction Kanye." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's all about the fans in Episode 90! The "hated" Caleb makes his triumphant return to the show and discusses his weight loss challenge with Tim and the crew. "Caleb-hater" John Marshall joins the show in the first installment of fan participation! Music talk, workout talk, van life, and some background on Tim's career and comedy process. Lots of Q&A with the fans as well. Learn more about your a...

This star-studded episode includes "guest appearances" by musician Jacob Collier, Arnold Schwarzenegger, their friend Bobby (ACTUAL Bobby) and Little Timmy Hypekins. Lots of love for Levi's music, along with reviews/questions of the week and crew's best and worst talents. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The crew is back in part one of an extended podcast--they discuss how everyone's a scammer and their personal candy temptations. Heather poses a question to the group--"what are you doing today that 5 years ago you never expected to be doing?" Tim shares his favorite Hobby Lobby signs and messages, how tattoos are kinda "out", and a new segment called "Join the Ministry." Learn more about your ad...

Jackson jumps in with the crew as they discuss steroids, updating Tim's performance rider, and the state of country music.  They talk a little revival, Tim's new "Karen Song", and do the weekly show reviews.  Great to be back! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Vegans, more stove talk (will it ever arrive?), a local bar band, the "AMEN" guy, and bad restaurant service highlight the crew's discussion this week.  Little Timmy Hypekins makes an appearance, along with some outstanding reviews of the week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The crew talks music producing, Tim and Heather give a stove update, and they discuss whether Jesus was funny or not.  There's insight into the couple's fights, Tim's old jobs, Liv's growing pains, and a new sitcom performance that proves AI isn't funny. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The crew discusses who's the (scape)GOAT, athletics and returning to High school Lots of Sundance Festival movie reviews, general thoughts on culture, reviews of the week and a special biblical presentation from the Godmother. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The crew begins by discussing Olivia's hair loss and Furries at the mall.  Then they discover Artificial intelligence comes in the form of ChatGPT, creating a dialogue and song to share. They discuss the creative process, ice baths, and Olivia finishes up with a musical number you'll be singing for days. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ladies and gentlemen--meet the newest member of the crew: Tim Hypekins!  The group continues on from last time with reviews of the week, and then they discuss the effects of recently quitting social media.  Finally, Little Timmy Hypekins gives you an in-depth look at who he is, what he's all about and finally, how He would handle a bad basketball referee. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me...

Tim is in rare form as the original crew discusses real and imaginary animals and the anxiety of the dentist and other appointments. Luke's brother gets married, which leads down a path of wedding horror stories, horrible speeches and food disasters.  This is Part One, with more to come next week so stay tuned!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The crew is all over the place, discovering a whole new language in the Sims 3 world. They discuss favorite cartoons and childhood tv shows, best antagonist and protagonist in a movie, Harry and Megan drama, and they end up analyzing a cringey Christian movie "end of the date" scene. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!  The crew debriefs on their Christmas. holiday, including an update from the youngest member Holland.  They share their best gift they've ever received, which naturally led of course to discussing how animals were named by Adam and Eve. Finally they introduce a new segment, "Top 3 Reviews of the Week." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoic...

Jackson joins the crew and they discuss how they'd spend a per diem if they had one, movie analysis, and they each attempt the two-minute talking challenge.  They discuss a theory about Tim's eating habits, least favorite Christmas songs and read podcast reviews and DM's. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tim is out sick, so the crew takes over.  Caleb talks about the BEST day of his life, then they talk about their Spotify Wraps, as well as  other things we should do yearly wraps on.  "Preachers and Sneakers" goes under the microscope, Luke and Liv give wedding planning advice, as well as their Christmas list essentials. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices