Tall or Nothing

The Therapy Crouch

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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

“The Postman Was on Her Fantasy List?!” — Is This Healthy or a Red Flag? 16.10.2025

On this week’s Ask Me Anything edition of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter tackle yet another chaotic mix of listener confessions, steamy dilemmas, and hilarious real-life stories. From fantasy celebrity lists gone wrong (including one very muscular postman), to relationship confessions about hotel getaways and the death of romance after kids, nothing is off-limits. Ross reveals his holiday pre...

Rick Astley: The Truth About Never Gonna Give You Up, Shocking Confessions & Return To Stardom 14.10.2025

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch , Abbey and Peter are joined by pop icon Rick Astley , whose legendary 1987 hit “Never Gonna Give You Up” made him one of the most recognizable voices in music history. The trio dive deep into Rick’s incredible career—from making tea at the studios of Stock Aitken Waterman to becoming a global superstar and internet meme decades later. Rick opens up abo...

Midlife Crisis or Just a Leather Jacket? Answering Your Relationship Dealbreakers! 09.10.2025

On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch , Abbey and Peter are back on the sofa tackling your juiciest listener dilemmas. From midlife crises and changing bodies in marriage to fighting over playlists and separate dinners, nothing is off-limits. The pair reflect on marriage, juggling career ambitions, body confidence, and friendship groups, while keeping things as funny and unf...

Larry & George Lamb: Gavin & Stacey, Wild TV Tales & Exposing The Food Industry’s Dark Secrets 07.10.2025

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch , Abbey and Peter are joined by the legendary father-son duo Larry and George Lamb . Larry, beloved for his iconic role as Mick Shipman in Gavin & Stacey , and George, a broadcaster turned passionate farmer and businessman, bring stories full of humour, heart, and honesty. From behind-the-scenes memories of Gavin & Stacey to George’s mission to tran...

Pete: “How Boring Must I Be?! You’d Rather Look at Taps!” 02.10.2025

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch , it’s bedtime bickering and festival fantasies galore as Abbey and Peter dive into the hilarious highs and lows of married life. From fighting for space in bed with cats and kids to planning the ultimate birthday celebration (spoiler: it may involve donkeys). We hear from listeners grappling with snoring spouses, mobile phone addiction, and awkward bedtime...

Cosy Season is Here! Cuffing, Bone Broth and Pumpkin Spiced Lattes 30.09.2025

Peter and Abbey return with another hilarious and brutally honest episode of The Therapy Crouch . In this autumn special, the couple dive into the chaos of everyday British life, covering everything from pumpkin spiced lattes, cuffing season, home remedies, and the cost of cosy living. Abbey opens up about her love of soup season, bone broth, and vitamins, while Peter reflects on chaotic weekends,...

British Problems Special: Crumpets, Beards & Public Toilets 25.09.2025

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey dive headfirst into a stream of chaotic anecdotes, seasonal gripes, and painfully relatable British problems sourced straight from Reddit. From festive meltdowns over £30 advent calendars to public transport germ warfare, the duo unpack it all with their trademark banter and no-holds-barred honesty. Abbey discusses crumpet logistics, wh...

Wild Instagram threads: Marriage Pressure, VR Air-Thrusting & Spicy Work Selfies! 23.09.2025

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch , Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into some of the wildest Instagram threads you’ve heard. With outrageous weekly whines about VR porn addictions and kids who won’t relax with the infamous “Shabba”. Expect fiery debates over Scousers vs. Wools and plant of laugh-out-loud moments. Things take a more heartfelt turn when they read a moving listener mes...

Awkward School WhatsApp Chats, Conker Wars & The Maldives Pringles DISASTER! 18.09.2025

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch , Peter and Abbey open the floor with some cracking Reddit threads in a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything - where our Ross is BACK (remotely, of course.) From hilarious parenting fails and awkward school WhatsApp groups to nostalgic playground games, heated debates about biscuits, Pringles, and roast dinners, no topic is off-limits. Peter recalls being ba...

Agony Abs Special: Would You Leave EVERYTHING Behind for Australia? 16.09.2025

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch , Abbey and Peter are back with an Agony Abs Special , where listeners send in their juiciest dilemmas and relationship woes for the pair to solve. With our beloved Ross under the weather, Sam steps in as substitute co-host, bringing fresh energy (and questionable jokes). From partners refusing to lift a finger around the house, to families torn between...

Are Workplace Romances Harmless Fun or Career-Ending Mistakes?! 11.09.2025

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch , Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything where no question is too awkward. From listeners’ most embarrassing school moments (including tissue mishaps and running disasters) to heated debates on whether you’d rather give up sex or booze, nothing is off-limits. The pair share candid stories about commando days, cat pee chaos, and workplace r...

Back to School Chaos: Timetables, Tantrums & Total Exhaustion 09.09.2025

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch , Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch dive into the chaos and comedy of back-to-school season . From bedtime routines, uniform shopping, and chaotic school runs to WhatsApp mum groups, playground politics, and the dreaded parents’ evenings, Abbey and Peter share the highs, lows, and hilarious mishaps of family life. They also reflect on media headlines about...

When The Butterflies FADE… Does Long Term Love Lose It’s “Early Days” Excitement? 04.09.2025

On this week’s Ask Me Anything , Abbey and Peter are back with another batch of your dilemmas and confessions. From the struggles of life after sport and breakups that cut deep, to navigating big career changes and whether it’s ever okay for kids to sit on iPads during a football match, nothing is off-limits. Abbey opens up about her hair recovery journey after a salon disaster, while Peter gives...

“She’s Younger Than Me!” – The Awkward Truth About Dad’s New Girlfriend… 02.09.2025

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter reveals his brand-new obsession that’s taken over his life—and it’s not football. Abbey fills us in on the family’s holiday, from chaotic poolside flamingo inflatables to witnessing the magical hatching of baby turtles on the beach. Things get heated when Abbey nearly adopts a stray dog, much to Pete’s horror, and they relive a night out with a N...

This One Mistake Will Put You in the Doghouse INSTANTLY! 28.08.2025

On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch , Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into more of your juiciest dilemmas and most awkward confessions. From disastrous dating stories (including a man who carries his own cutlery to dinner!) to navigating relationship privacy when screenshots of arguments get leaked, the pair give their unfiltered takes with their usual mix of honesty and humour...

Your Dating Profiles Are Wilder Than We Ever Expected… 26.08.2025

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch , Abbey and Peter are back with tales from their whirlwind summer of love. From a chaotic French getaway complete with dodgy rental cars, monastery villas, and some very unwanted rodents, to candid chats about home renovations, golf, and bar stools, the pair serve up hilarious bickering and heartfelt moments in equal measure. Abbey opens up about her dr...

How Summer Holidays STEAL Every Couple’s Romance! 21.08.2025

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch , Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch dive headfirst into another Ask Me Anything , with hilarious listener dilemmas to behind-the-scenes truths about their own marriage, nothing is off-limits. Abbey tests her footballer name pronunciation skills, as well as recalling losing her Invisalign in restaurant bins, while Peter admits to being spotted cruising along...

Olly Murs: What REALLY Happened on US Tour with One Direction & My Unbelievable Car Crash Story 19.08.2025

This week on The Therapy Crouch , Abbey and Peter are joined by chart-topping singer, songwriter, and TV personality Olly Murs . Known for hits like Dance With Me Tonight and Troublemaker , and for his roles hosting The X Factor and coaching on The Voice UK , Olly opens up about life on tour with One Direction, Take That, and Robbie Williams, the glamour-free reality of nappy changes and dog walks...

When Workplace Pranks Go Horribly Wrong… 14.08.2025

In this week’s The Therapy Crouch , it’s an Ask Me Anything. From bizarre celebrity chin debates to the eternal “ice lolly vs ice pop” argument, no question is too random. The trio share listener stories—like a midwife’s ill-timed scare during a serene home birth—and swap their own tales of travel disasters, football superstition rituals, and awkward romantic encounters. Abbey and Peter also offer...

FROM THE ARCHIVES: Cactus-Gate, Pube Boxes & Monkey Raids – Our Favourite Guest Episodes 12.08.2025

On this week’s The Therapy Crouch , we’re taking a trip down memory lane with some of our favourite moments from the archive. Abbey and Peter are joined by James and Clair Buckley, Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper, and Rio & Kate Ferdinand in a mash-up of the most outrageous, heart-warming and downright hilarious stories from previous episodes. From disastrous first meetings, nightclub misunde...

Parenting Chaos at 35,000 Feet – “It Ended in Tears!” 07.08.2025

On this week’s Ask Me Anything edition of The Therapy Crouch , Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch are back and tackling some of the weirdest and most relatable listener dilemmas yet. From bathroom boundaries and toothbrush betrayals to croc controversies and ASMR obsessions, nothing is off limits. Abbey spills the tea on parenting chaos, ASMR whispers that get a bit too sensual, and the great parcel-op...

This Generation is DOOMED—Abbey & Peter Test TikTok Slang! 05.08.2025

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch , it's a post-holiday debrief with Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch as they return from an eventful family break—and nothing is off-limits. From Pete’s secret golf membership plot and near Baywatch-style beach rescue, to chaotic flights with kids and a philosophical deep-dive into how youth culture has shifted, the duo mix hilarious storytelling with heart...

Would You SPLIT UP Over This Blunder? 31.07.2025

On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch , Abbey and Pete are back from their holidays and deep in the DMs with your juiciest dilemmas. From catfish cap-gate to forgotten birthdays and passive-aggressive boyfriends, nothing is off limits. Peter shares a supermarket encounter that turned from awkward to iconic, while Abbey confesses her struggle to stop singing mid-podcast. Ther...

The Scariest I’m a Celeb Trial Ever! GK Barry Tells All 29.07.2025

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Pete and Abbey are joined by the hilarious Grace Keeling (aka GK Barry) and her partner Ella Rutherford for a chaotic catch-up that covers everything from TikTok stardom and Prosecco etiquette to celebrity jungle survival. Grace opens up about the sheer terror of her I’m a Celeb experience, while Ella reveals how she coped on the outside. Meanwhile, Pete’s...

Peter Crouch Declares **** the Greatest Band Ever 24.07.2025

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch , Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy are back in full holiday spirit, bringing sunshine, sass, and serious opinions. From padel battles and cool fashion choices to the return of Oasis and a heated debate on the Gallagher brothers’ legacy, this episode is packed with chaotic charm. Abbey weighs in on why she’s team Richard Ashcroft (and not B*Witched), while Pete...

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