The Ted Hanky Podcast

Its Episode 62 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by notorious gooch moocher ... Mr Ted Hanky! This week Ted and Mala chat about the upcoming footy season, the new Boro hunk, Djokovic's balls, and prostitution based TV shows  Also, another ace episode of hit audio sitcom The Offshore Boys.... Barry and Pybo hit the gym.   Please also like, share and leave a nice 5 star...

Its Episode 61 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by the lean mean bean flicker ... Mr Ted Hanky! This week Ted and Mala discuss a number of their pet hates ... should they go into Womb 101 and be banished forever or be allowed to still exist in the world today? Also, another brill episode of hit audio sitcom The Offshore Boys.... could there be a wedding on the cards...

Its Episode 60 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Teesside's hairiest ball bag... Ted Hanky! This week Ted shares his new invention to help those poor people escaping their countries to come to the UK, Mala has been unknowingly assassinating Russian politicians, and Nasir's new business venture sounds like a proper pain in the arse ... quite literally! Not forgettin...

Its Episode 59 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Middlesbrough's greatest knacker nut ... Ted Hanky!   This week Mala shares a mysterious encounter he wants to forget, Neil Warlock gives us an update on moving to the area, and Ted reveals Nasir's new business venture ... 'Radio Nasir'. Not forgetting the Offshore Boys with another ACE episode where Pybo is throwing...

Its Episode 58 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Middlesbrough's finest flange fondler ... Ted Hanky!   This week Mala introduces Ted to the posh horse he's looking after and Ted reveals some interesting facts about Mala's new "lady friend" ... Gumbo Sue. Not forgetting the Offshore Boys with another FAB episode where Pybo is buying a new house in Wynyard and we al...

Its Episode 57 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Boro Bellend ... Ted Hanky!   This week Ted and Mala discuss Grant Hall, half price Boris nosh, The Springfield Hotel, rooftop gigging, COVID cat's, and how to correctly address 'little people'. Not forgetting the Offshore Boys with another ACE episode ... Barry takes Pybo to see .... THE OFFSHORE ELDERS!   Be on the...

Its Episode 56 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by THE HUNK WIV MASSIVE JUNK' ... Ted Hanky! This weeks guest sponsor is Teesside Dementia Link Services   This week Ted and Mala discuss which cartoon flange really gets them going and have an in depth debate about the rules of wearing a face mask (kindly provided by Teesside Dementia Link Services). The show also feat...

Its Episode 55 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by 'Mr Miff Tickler' ... Ted Hanky! Sponsored by cocksonsocks.com   This week Ted and Mala discuss the ever depleting Middlesbrough F.C squad, the mystery white van on Redcar beach, and Ted's journey so far through the stages of becoming a vicar. Not forgetting the Offshore Boys with a FANTASTIC episode ... Pybo is on a...

Its Episode 54 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by 'The Beast of the North East' ... Ted Hanky! This week Ted and Mala discuss the Golden Eagle closing down, E-Scooters, their brand new invention 'Electric Jeans', and Ted's vocation to join the priesthood. Plus loads more waffle! Not forgetting the Offshore Boys with another cracking episode from Redcar beach and Ted...

Its Episode 53 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Teesside's very own Mam Slammer Ted Hanky! This week Ted and Mala discuss the optimum age of a MILF, the difficulty of directing your wee straight after a scuttle, Boro's two league defeats, the secret behind Wigan Athletics pending administration, Mala's new job, and Ted's application for the vacant lead singer role...

Its Episode 52 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Teesside's very own slice nibbler Ted Hanky! This week Ted and Mala talk about: Middlesbrough's win, Neil Warlock, Rudy Gestede, fake crowd noise, George Michael, Stevie Vickers, bin dipping, and loads of other tripe!  Ted also answers all your questions in the 'Ask Ted' part of the show. Be on the next show, leave a...

Its Episode 51 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' brought to you as always by Teesside's very own dirt flap Ted Hanky! This week Mala tells us about his new job and brings a few perks of the job home to sample, Ted is furious by the Middlesbrough result, and the Offshore Boys return with a very sombre episode where Barry has some very bad news for Pybo. Ted also answers all your questions in t...

Its Episode 50 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast', a landmark special! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own King of the Ming Ted Hanky!   This week Ted and Mala celebrate 50 podcast episodes with an Offshore Boys Special where Barry and Pybo are off to Magaluf on a lads holiday! .... "Weeeelll.... don't want one of your onshore holidays mind!" Ted also answers all your questions in...

Episode 49 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' is here! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own Dr Lovelength Ted Hanky. PLEASE VOTE FOR TED FOR THE'LISTENERS CHOICE AWARD' AT THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS.  Just click this link:  https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/vote Search Ted Hanky, enter your details, submit and confirm. Thank you x  In this weeks episode Mala showcases his proud g...

Episode 48 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' is here! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own mammary lover Ted Hanky. PLEASE VOTE FOR TED FOR THE'LISTENERS CHOICE AWARD' AT THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS.  Just click this link:  https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/vote Search Ted Hanky, enter your details, submit and confirm. Thank you x  In this weeks episode Ted and Mala discuss the n...

It's episode 47 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own Plump Pumper Ted Hanky. PLEASE VOTE FOR TED FOR THE'LISTENERS CHOICE AWARD' AT THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS.  Just click this link:  https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/vote Search Ted Hanky, enter your details, submit and confirm. Thank you x  In this weeks episode Ted talks about a new crime fi...

It's episode 46 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own Minge the Merciless Ted Hanky. PLEASE VOTE FOR TED FOR THE'LISTENERS CHOICE AWARD' AT THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS.  Just click this link:  https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/vote Search Ted Hanky, enter your details, submit and confirm. Thank you x  In this weeks episode Ted bounces about his n...

It's episode 45 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own King of the Ming Ted Hanky. This week Mala surprises Ted with a lovely sentimental gift he's stolen from Ted's all time favourite nightclub - The Mall in Stockton. Nasa's new Joe Wicks style business idea is discussed in great detail, and the lads also debate if the A66 could be utilised as a do...

It's episode 44 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own shifty shufty shafter Ted Hanky. This week Ted is accused of using charity money to purchase a gold statue of Boro Legend Uwe Fuchs for his pond, the boys discuss Mala's new screen play 'The Return of The Video Man', and Ted plays another clip from the soon to be hit sitcom 'The Offshore Boys'....

It's episode 43 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own nik nak paddy whack Ted Hanky. This week the boys discuss Mala's theory on the disappearance of Kim Jong-Un, Trumps disinfectant drinks, and a rather strange (and offensive) excursion trip where you can pay to live like a homeless person. Ted also plays another clip from the soon to be hit sitco...

It's episode 42 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own plank yanker Ted Hanky. This week Ted and Mala discuss lockdown grassers, a revised Seven Wonders of the World (based on Teesside), Mikkel Beck's Exhibition match at the Riverside against old Boro players, and the petition that's been started for Ted and Mala to be commentators for this match. P...

It's episode 41 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own pasty smasher, Ted Hanky. This week Ted and Mala discuss a new and much better version of Homes Under The Hammer, Mala gives his top tips for self isolation, Ted talks about online church services, and plays you a clip from the new, soon to be hit sitcom 'The Offshore Boys'. No questions this we...

It's episode 40 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own bush buster, Ted Hanky. This week Ted is upset that he now has to 'virtual dog' online, Mala puts out a plea to the folk of Middlesbrough to STAY HOME and stop being Doyle's, and a new member from Yarm joins the 'Teesside Indoor Teams Society (TITS)' for the highly secretive 'Tribes of Teesside'...

It's episode 39 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own randy roustabout , Ted Hanky. This week Ted is overwhelmed by the response to his new Joe Wicks style fitness workout video, Mala shares his Netflix recommendations and new flavoured Fifty Bob beer, and Ted plays the recording from the second part of the highly secretive 'Tribes of Teesside' mee...

It's episode 38 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own smash owt Smoggie , Ted Hanky. This week Ted is accused of panic buying, Mala kicks off about the club being closed, and Ted plays a recording from the highly secretive 'Tribes of Teesside' meeting for the 'Teesside Indoor Teams Society (TITS)'. As always Ted answers all your questions during th...