The Ted Hanky Podcast

It's episode thirty seven of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own Beardre Barlow , Ted Hanky. This week Ted visits Nasir's Spice Station where he bears witness to panic pinchers looting the place, Mala talks pirated Panini stickers and Doriva Coaches,  and both lads settle down to play another game of 'SNAPPO', this time picking their worst ever Midd...

It's episode thirty six of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own Miff Mangler, Ted Hanky. This week Ted and Mala come to you live from the TCFH - the 'Thornaby Coronavirus Field Hospital' (Teds shed) because Big Fat Julie is having an Ann Summers party and kicked him out. Mala has been out and about panic pinching from supermarkets,  Ted brings up the...

Its episode thirty five of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own sexual demon, Ted Hanky. This week Ted and Mala discuss the new Thornaby Coronavirus Field Hospital set up in Teds shed, Ted launches 'Ted Tours .... Tour Teesside The Ted Way', and they both pick their best 11 Middlesbrough players by the quality of haircut alone in a new game called 'S...

Its episode thirty four of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own flange flipper, Ted Hanky. This week Ted and Mala talk in detail about celebrities who worked at South Cleveland Garages, Mala's suspicions about the mysterious 'Big T', Ted describes how the creation of the first Atomic Bomb links back to Billingham (true story), and the Redcar Robot (T...

Its episode thirty three of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own bush nibbler himself, Ted Hanky. This week Ted and Mala talk in detail about the offshore lads and the bad rep the press give them ... they pour their hearts out about Boro's pathetic performance against Luton Town, and Ted introduces a new futuristic member to the podcast team ..... Th...

Its episode thirty two of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teessides very own Parsnip Pusher himself, Ted Hanky. This week Ted and Mala talk Trump's peaches, leaving Europe, aliens using WAP technology, an idea for a new game show based on the French Fire Fighter scraps with the Bizzies, and 'Ted & Mala Productions' launch their very own fast food delivery service c...

Its episode thirty one of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own 'Lover of the Bush' Ted Hanky. This week Ted and Mala talk 90's fashion, clubbing in The Mall, Ugo Boss Aftershave from Doggy Market, stiltwalkers, and answer questions such as "why is the house phone called the landline?" and "Why did Ted really get kicked out of the Riverside Stadium on...

Its episode thirty of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own tit tickler - Ted Hanky. This week Ted discusses with Mala the huge news on everyone's lips .... The Teesside Earthquake! That's right, the huge natural disaster that hit our region on Thursday 23rd January at 6am .... rumour has it a feature film is now on the horizon, and Ted has the traile...

Its episode twenty nine of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's majestic arse piece Ted Hanky. This week Ted talks to award winning comedian and Teesside lass Catherine Young about her days as a club singer, vegans, growing up near Ayresome Park, and the strip club benefits of her massive bum bum ... plus loads more drivel. Ted also performs his new song 'Was...

Its episode twenty eight of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside Love Lord Ted Hanky. This week Ted talks to International comedian and broadcaster Steve Hili  about a number of stupid topics .... taking a dump on a nightclub dancefloor, Maltese Brothels, the benefits of dreadlocks, Tracy the Teesside Flower, and Steve's new comedy show ... amongst many other t...

Happy New Year ... Its episode twenty seven of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Middlesbrough daft ass Ted Hanky. This week Ted talks to the 'Sat Down Stand Up' Jonny Brook about some proper mad stuff .... Katy Perry on Rollercoasters, World War III survival advice, meat theft, disability hacks, and Thundercats Onanism. Ted's Manager, Bobby Delvechio, also calls the...

Its episode twenty six and the last show of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' in 2019 .... so its an XMAS SPECIAL! This week Ted talks to the very lovely Lukas Kirkby about fave Xmas films, panto abuse, dirty Black Lace songs, an energy saving poo idea, and their ideal Christmas dinners. Plus - Ted airs his passionate song about the Boro for the very first time! As per usual, the show contains a...

Ted returns with episode twenty five of his slightly good podcastle - 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'. This week Ted talks to Brighton Alternative Comedian Bex Turner about Alternative Comedy, Hipster Vegans, Northern Wallpaper, and Jet from Gladiators - plus, Santa Claus pops in to do a baccy drop off and a local Teesside business advertises their services for the first time.  As per usual, t...

Ted Hanky returns with episode twenty four of his proper bob on podcast - 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'. This week Ted talks to Big Fat Julies brother Mala about a recent altercation involving some Yorkshire rage, the band The Killers coming to the Riverside Stadium, Christmas decorations, some new merchandise ideas, and the current state of Woodgate's Boro. As per usual, the show contains a...

Teesside Sex Machine and Middlesbrough FC super fan - Ted Hanky - returns with episode twenty three of his half decent podcast - 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'. This week Ted talks to Newcastle comedian Julian Lee about a number of interesting discussion points such as... joke theft, the name Julian, dad jokes, and the Toon F.C. Ted tries a few new pun jokes himself, announces a new exciting...

Legendary Teessider and Middlesbrough FC super fan - Ted 'The Red' Hanky - returns with episode twenty two of his MINT podcast - 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'. This week Ted talks to "Wild Man" of comedy Edy Hurst about musical comedy, loop pedalling, kettle plants, the 'Pastry Heckler', and the state of the Um Bongo facilities in the Congo.... plus other tripe. As per usual, the show contai...

Legendary Teesside "big dog" and Middlesbrough FC super fan Ted Hanky returns with episode twenty one of his proper beauty podcast - 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'. This week Ted talks to multi award winning Hull comedian Jack Gleadow about his career so far, his influences, his Edinburgh show .... and then go proper off track as they pitch various inventions and game show ideas between each...

Legendary Teesside swordsman and Middlesbrough FC super fan Ted Hanky returns with episode twenty of his "Class in a Glass" podcast - 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'. This week Ted talks to Mala (Big Fat Julie's Brother in Law) about the Bonfire Plot, Viv Anderson's moustache, Karate Kid Part 15, Jeff Winter working on the doors, and lying tables.  As per usual, the show contains a fair amount...

Teesside Biffa and Middlesbrough FC super fan Ted Hanky returns with episode nineteen of his industry renowned chodcast - 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'. This week is a super special one! Not only does it have a Halloween theme with special guests Christopher Lee, Jamie Lee Curtis, and Teds Manager Bobby Delvechio, it also features live recordings from Ted's sell out headline gig in Middlesbr...

Teesside hunk and Middlesbrough FC super fan Ted Hanky returns with episode eighteen of his proper mad prodcast - 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'. This week Ted is joined by both Jose Mourinho and Tyson Fury. Topics of discussion this week range from sex goggles, vaginal silencers, soiling at the soft play, priest listeners, and Ted answers the listeners questions.  Featuring a fair amount of...

Teesside Sex Bomb and Middlesbrough FC super fan Ted Hanky returns with episode seventeen of his pretentious flopcast - 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'. This week Ted is joined by Laughing Pug Comedy Club promoter and comedian Matty Oxley as they delve into hot topics such as disability, John Merrick, football racism, and share some rather embarrassing stories with each other. A proper belter...

Teesside Shitehawk and Middlesbrough FC super fan Ted Hanky returns with episode sixteen of his snidy poddlecast - 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'. A shorter than normal show as Ted is on his holidays and doesn't quite have the technical capabilities he normally has at hand ... or guests. This week Ted can't get a particular Boro song out of his head and puts a call out for any special celeb g...

Teesside Shitehawk and Middlesbrough FC super fan Ted Hanky returns with episode fifteen of his 'Naff Co 54' of a plodcast - 'The Ted Hanky Podcast'. This week Ted gives an emotional opening speech about the recent Sheff Wed defeat and is joined in the studio by Big Fat Julie's brother in law Mala as they talk about a number of their Dragons Den business ideas, Stockton's very own Market Mowbray,...

Teesside Shitehawk and Middlesbrough FC super fan Ted Hanky returns with episode fourteen of his depressingly average plopcast 'The Ted Hanky Podcast'. This week Ted chats with "The Worlds Best Folk Singer" Greg Husband about his music, his God given title and the name 'Greg' - plus Ted advertises a few more tracks off his soon to be released compilation album and his sponsorship with Boro Trackie...

Teesside Shitehawk and Middlesbrough FC super fan Ted Hanky returns with episode thirteen of his pretty decent plopcast 'The Ted Hanky Podcast'. This week Ted chats with Hull comedian and bong eyed ball bag David Smith about his dirty eating habits, his crazy flange wife, and Chip Spice .... amongst other drivel! Featuring loads of God Damn swearing as per usual. Its proper class n'tha! - (not for...